think of the bird that couldve eating it and now youre starving it

gregorian chants

>>12591739
gayyyyyyyy

in b4 300 replies of nonsensical phrases

simian spectacles

>>12591752
https://voca.ro/18XunuFprmnW

>>12591762
what does this EVEN MEAN XD

>>12591766
dont ever reply to me with a vocaroo ever again

>>12591778
lol

>>12591778
https://voca.ro/182T0f2LMY58

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no

*firmly squeezes the nodules*

a young clams journey across the atlantics

journey to the west

ching chong chicken

but first the crep check

you used to call me on my mankphone
you used to you used to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBIuTER1tIs

Mank donger suck was a good meme

baking soda

Goddamn smelly monkey

ghost clams

>>12591904
https://voca.ro/1gQ4XAZdLM8I

Oysters clams and cockles

PERCY WHERE ARE THE KIDS?

Smokin’ poles for a livin’

WEIRD I THOUGHT I WAS WATCHING THEM

OH THEY'RE EATING THE SPAGHETTI

DEAR WHERE ARE THE CAR KEYS?

anyone seen sparkles lately?

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>>12592291
https://voca.ro/12AUdhEB23qt

AAAAAAAAAAA I'M BEING ATTACKED BY SPIRITS SOMEBODY HELP ME

>>12592333
trips remind me i wish i had an spirited drink to get drunk enuff

Monkeys are incredible

incredible dongers

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Wouldn't it be nice if we were spiders?
Then we wouldn't have to wait so long
And wouldn't it be nice to live together
In the kind of world where we belong?

You know it's gonna make it that much better
When we can say goodnight and eat bugs together

Wouldn't it be nice if we could wake up
In the morning when the day is new?
And after having spent the day together
Eating bugs the whole night through

Happy times together we've been spending
I wish that every web was never ending
Oh, wouldn't it be nice?

Maybe if we think and wish and hope and pray
It might come true
Baby, then there wouldn't be a single thing we couldn't do
Oh, we could be spiders(oh, we could be spiders)
And then we'd be little spiders (and then we'd be little spiders)
Oh, wouldn't it be nice?

You know it seems the more we talk about it
It only makes it worse to live without bein spiders
But let's talk about it
Oh, wouldn't it be nice?

Goodnight, my baby
Sleep tight, my baby
Goodnight, my baby
Sleep tight, my baby spider

cuddle the furry ape

>>12591900
unchecked doubles on page 10!

Baseball Pirates of the earth

>>12591621
INTRODUCING

seismic salad

shake it
dont break it

the year is actually 1025

Griswald Heldem

>>12592698
Sexually

tubular balls

bread is bad for ducks

holy shit that mank is stacked

>>12593429
100 O O

Haptic cheese

Gregorian pants

>>12591621
I got this tip from some scammers on my junk email ...les Maison des jeunes la minerve 7.00CAD

>>12593609
you have my attention

and now…introducing…

gantz

Pirates of the Carrageenan

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aaaAAAaaa AHHH this FUCKGING MONKE AgaiAMN

YAR 2340 Monke Beats AAAA AAAA AAAA AAA AAAa aaaa EUEEUEEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUE AAAaaaa UEUEUEUEUEUEU aaaaa EUEUEUEUEU aaaa aaaa aaaa \o\ aaaa o/qo///o qq/qoqzqhgdauvgs FAIRY LADY YOUR TALE HAs BEgun

The Fuck mank

>>12594087
Fack Mank

love eating bugs

>>12594095
prove it

mank beach episode

Featuring Jacques Blap, Clam Detective

Just went out for a smoke and bunch of kids came up to me asking if they could borrow 67 pounds lol fucking broccoli heads

>>12594160
Did you give it to them

>>12594188
It was just weird to encounter the 67 meme in the wild, I din't really know what to do except laugh at them

I always kinda regret every random encounter like that. I just react rather than being proactive, I dunno what to say. I shoulda told em to push off or something stupid kids

Pussy ass bitch getting harrassed by kids

World's gone mad

Yoshou: How many manks did you suck to heal those wounds?
Spike man: How many threads have you eaten in your life.

Baby Mank 2

The Schmequal

Starring Poop Bradley

>>12591752
Hi, friend. I'm the guy that first started posting these threads way back in 2014. I'm really sorry to hear that you're having a subpar mankgoing experience. To be honest, I have never had any control over what happens here, and even when these threads weren't really being posted in, they received negative feedback, and some people wanted them to stop even though nothing had really come of them yet. At this point in history, I can understand your desire to never see another funny monkey face thread ever again, but to be really honest with you, somebody other than me has been posting these threads for years now and I didn't have anything to do with that. I'll let you in on a tiny secret though, this is a real genuine Introducing thread that I posted. What's fascinating about each and every one of these threads is that they are perfect representations of what's going on on this board and in the world in general at the time. Monkey threads are time capsules for the future. You look at a monkey thread from September 2018 and you go oh wow yeah remember all those things? How funny. The reason I bring this up is because right now you're disenjoying the monkey threads, and it's literally only because of what's been happening in them currently. Currently they are really heavily posted in by some people who I am guessing are actually mentally ill to some degree. Not that I'm not, but you know, there's a difference between being eccentric and having a broken brain. Anyway, I digress. If you're having a bad time, come back in a few hours.

>>12594538
lol

Plortical Nimblus

>>12593422

Hot momkey mama!

doctors can diagnose diseases with advabnced medical devices. Why would they still draw your blood when they have all these machines? What kind of creature needs other peoples blood constantly?

>>12594755
I have to have blood tests every month

>>12594774
they are harvesting yiou YOU ARE CATTLE

>>12594778
Its okay though I just make more of it.

Wonder why we don't do that with actual cattle? Just take some blood out of em every day or whatever, and grow lab meat with that. And then the cows and piges make some more blood and get to live forever

if they stopped killing animals for food then suddenly billions of animals would starve to death because nobody would be caring for them

>>12594852
Well obviously we eat the excess animals until we have just enough that we need for the blood farms. Its a win win situation.

Do not invite Mank into your home

invite mank into your home or else

A mank in my home? That sounds delightful, come on in

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>>12591621
it's SATURDAY

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>>12595306

monkey butler

eat with an ape

baboon breakfast

soda buttering up before being served a black sausage

Edible cutlery

Penile dementia

roman cucumbers

cucumbers didn't exist in ancient Rome they're a new world fruit

the romans had cucumbers

>>12595686
They didn't have cross-Atlantic travel until Columbus in 1492

>>12595690
romans emperors specifically ate cucumbers year-round

gg suck an egg bitch

>>12595692
ok but the Holy Roman Empire wasn't holy, Roman, or an empire, so it's a stretch to call them Roman emperors

>>12595701
think you need to cool down with some fresh delicious cucumbers

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>>12595707
okay

People used to rent out pineapples

Manking the spunky

>>12595710
thats a pickle

>>12595842
that's what she said

>>12595685
you're a new world fruit

tfw when a gril sees you're pebis and says pickle rick

my steam friendlist got smaller
my facebook friendslist is the same size

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

them volumetric lighting god rays still crash my pc

badminton knee

bee

golf tooth

damn bitch you live like this

pee on the table

semitic scruples

Spider Sports

cider salts

Monkey tennis

>>12591790
Van and van, why don't you put it in your anuses gay weirdo

guys i'm going to gremos y'all want anything

get me the belly

>>12596162
bag of cream please

buffalo chimp wings

eye ball

nose rhombus

if you have a chord repeating in the background like D# minor
then evreything you play sounds like its in the key of D# minor
even if you only play white keys

wtf is this black magic?

the music of the spheres

tubular balls

Satan is the God of this world and is steadily becoming more powerful, but will never be able to Challenge God almighty. The Antichrist Beast will be swiftly defeated when Jesus returns. Elijah the Prophet has returned and Satan is searching for him. Lucifier, who is the Devil, is the Prince of the Power of the Air, and owns the entire Electromagnetic Spectrum and all Soundwaves, therefore can talk through the music as it’s playing.

>>12597558
You know what this guy is right
What do we do now?

>>12597622
let A.I. handle it

>>12597648
Oh fuck yeah.... *rubs nipples*

all right guys stop horsing around

>>12597655
*squirts ink at you

Squirtle is called Squirtle because it's "squirt + turtle"

mind = blown

>>12597791
That's so cool

>>12597794
>>12597798
it's one of those things where you're like "yeah thats obvious, everyone knows that" then you suddenly UNDERSTAND it and your mind is totally blown to pieces. like WTF?

>>12597800
Yeah

Shartle

Thats a turtle that sharts

>>12597830
it's impressive that you know what i mean

it could be a squirrel that turtles

squirrels are evil

>>12597870
i saw a squirrel jump from one tree to another and he was skilled and agile like the kung fu dude from that crouching dragon movie

>>12597881
those are the skills of an evil creature

cereal scandal

Squereal, a squirrel that shoots cereal

spunkmonky

>>12597891
no it seems really cool

he has to be some high aura mofo like Killua from HxH

>>12591621
ohhh you did found a innocent to vilify...wrong operating system ...let we do the talking to caca

>>12597920
that characters name literally has the word ``kill'' in it. You just proved my point.

evil comes in many forms

>>12597925
because he is an ass ass in

he is really kawaii for a killer though :3

>>12597923
its just a silly monkey face bro you trippin

evil came in my mouth and ass

click the left ear of the monkey to log in

evil comes from within the ass hole

by the powrer of christ i give you explosive diarrhea

god giveth and god taketh away

Try not to shart challenge