what would u do if you knew for sure that Jesus Christ spoke only the truth and the bible is true
>>12594580I'd look at the other religions that tell the same story
>>12594590like what
Crusaid
>>12594580i'd smoke weed and post memes
>>12594607chieken butte ohhhhh got emnYour fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12594610would you trust in Jesus
>>12594614if i wanted a gardner i'd trust a guy not he hay-zoos
>>12594580<whore myself out<get a job with the irs<free dinner with jesus<get him to autograph my bible<sell it on ebay for at least $700
The Bible is a game of telephone that is 2000 years old. If Jesus spoke the truth then all we have are lies now.
>>12594633dubs remind u that none of those are the options, press 0 for operator
>>12594633why do we have manuscripts of the new and old testament saying the same stuff it says today ;_;
>>12594652sorry that's my fault
>>12594652it says all-new all-different quite often
>>12594664it dosent though
>>12594665wat?
Attention [s4s]: Murder all christniggers now!!!
>>12594580I'd start lying and contradicting myself because it is all true anyhow.
>>12594580question my sanity
>>12594779why
Jesus is a cunt, priests are pedophiles, the Bible is toilet paper, and the crucifix is a dildo.Burn down all churches. Anally rape all Christtards with giant crucifixes, then behead them and skull-fuck their severed heads.
>>12594789but if Jesus Christ is true then God is all good
we would need to start burning the gays..
>>12594580i would kill myself and go to hell so i dont have to spend eternity with the foreskin demon.but i wont have to because i know who the real jesus wasjesus and lucifer served and "worshipped" the True God, the old testament pedophile foreskin sacrafice demon is dead.pic related is irrefutable proof that your god did not want worship and was instead a prophet.Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12594580I would point to something crude like CATHOLIC PRIESTS RAPE LITTLE BOYS priest raping boys would probably be my go-toand then maybe THE CRUSADES
>>12595445+1Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12595470ty tea stud +rep
>>12595481yw. np.
>>12595445Jesus claimed to be the God of the old testament and mark 10:18 is Jesus asking a rhetorical question, can you point to anything in the bible saying Jesus isnt good or doing something not good? >>12595460where does the bible say to rape little boys, be catholic, or crusade howeverYour fortune: Very Bad Luck
