>food isnt as good as it looks
>>12598704excuse me but who are you quoting?
>>12598705myself, i am a very quotable person
>>12598704Babe, what's wrong? You've hardly touched your 3rd helping of our light American pre dinner.Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12598704I am not allowed to be a clever and talented artist.Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12598727I'm American, I appreciate self deprecating humor. (not humour)
I am about to consume some macdoodles french fries please pray for my health
>>12598753anons going to die D:
>>12598753did you know that the way they make frnech fries at restaurants lioke that they don't slice up potatoes instead they make a kind of paste out of potato flakes its really gross and then they squirt it out of a nozzle to form lines which they then fry and freeze then refry later it's so far removed from the original potato it's basically an industrial productYour fortune: Godly Luck
If you thin kabout it its like the beauty of life we all got squirted out of a nozzle
>>12598778I sometimes freeze mashed potatoes and then fry them like this, my method is more wholesome because it is handmade refried potatelelsYour fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12598791i am going to do this with thanksgiving leftovers, this sounds really good. ty anon
>>12598800You'll love it, especially if it is loaded mashed potatelels. (chives cheese bacon etc) basically godlike flavors after you fry-ify them and dip in some sour cream.Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12598810this sounds like a heart attack waiting to happen but im gonna do it anyways
>>12598722>>12598800two same numbers!
>>12598705me i said that
>>12598709>>12599409we're going to need a source for these claimsYour fortune: Better not tell you now
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