s4s i just realized ive been lied to my entire life… my mom bought these nutcracker statues for christmas and the box said they “stand a Majestic 6ft tall!” but after helping her unbox them i realize they heightmog me. ive always been told by doctors and the DMV that im 6ft. I think “well they probably just rounded for marketing purposes”eventually i get curious and measure them. they’re like exactly 72 inches tall. i am realizing for the first time that im only really like 5’11 if i stand up super straight otherwise im a solid 5’10. i tell my mom and she goes “well you seem six foot to me!” and my dad goes “yeah bud im only 5’11” (this is his first time telling me this)… why would they do this? what did the dmv and the doctor have to gain from lying to me? why are my parents in on the lie? i am now thinking of every time ive confidently said im 6ft now knowing i probably seemed totally delusional… this is very dark and f’d up…
>>12600877did you need a booster seat to hop up into your chair and type this?
>>12600878n-no…
>>12600877Yeah, women have completely fucked up spacial intelligence. It never really sank in for me until I saw a recording of a cam where a chick pulled out her "10 inch dildo" which wasn't a centimeter longer than 8 inches and she kept answering chat over and over again "Yup, this is my 10 inch dildo" without realizing what their point was.Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12600905sounds like you got a pretty good eye for dicks
Only autistics care about numerical precision. Just keep calling yourself 6 feet. Who cares.
>>12600932tiny child-like midget hands typed this
>>12600935Buddy, let me tell you something: The real reason you'll never have a woman is that you're a retard.
>>12600932anon i don’t want to live a lie… i want to step into the light.. the world deserves to know the truth
>>12600905great observation about the spatial intelligence thing>female estrogen can enhance verbal skills, whereas masculine androgen can increase performance in mathematical and visuospatial tasks
>>12600982woman can’t rotate apples in her mind
>>12601646I'm literally doing it right now
>>12601648witchcraft
>>12600982Excuse me, but who are you quoting?
>>12600877sorry, can't hear you from up here, palt. 6 ft
>>12601734idk bro what if they lied to you too…
>>12600877I think they are just lazy, I'm 6'8 and my license says 6'6
>>12601743I lied, I'm 6'3''
I’m 6’2 and a half but I alway tell ppl I’m 6’2 :^)
>>12601747Machiavellian>>12601746they’re toying with us anon…
>>12600982>female estrogen can enhance verbal skills, whereas masculine androgen can increase performance in mathematical and visuospatial tasksthis observation also holds for trans men who take androgens and trans women who take estrogens, interestingly. they go from the blood into the estrogen and androgen receptors in brain neurons and alter the gene expression of the neurons neurons are just tiny lil microorganisms that are a colony that form the hivemind entity that you perceive as yourself and your subjectivity
>>12601746You were probably 6'6 when you were 16.I just realized this means you're right and they are lazy
blatant globohomo height distribution skewing psyop. inflate sub 6’ manlets while deflating 6’+ gigachads to stall the impending height wars. they know the manlets on the upper end of the spectrum are actually the ones delusional enough to become heroes of their kind… the tallest of the napoleons…. so instead they just label them as 6’ to placate them… they’ll find you OP. better start running
>>12601760doctor this T I’m taking is not to get massive bulging muscles it’s to rotate more shapes in my mind and accurately judge the size of dildos on the Internet
>>12601711dubs confirm
>>12601760I should try taking estrogen and testosterone in massive amounts just to see what my body does with this needless excess.Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12601783one will outcompete the other but if you're deficient in one it can be good to supplement. all men need some estrogen and all women need some testosterone
>>12601787but gods need all of both
>>12601765What am I reading
>>12601794The truth.Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12601789THIS.Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12600877silly short king, the DMV asks you what your height is, they don't give a fuck. your dad is too short to tell.I guess brains come in the top 2" so you got neither.
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