[s4s] - Umm… NO THANKS Aldi… Maybe I’m a little picky but - Sh*t 4chan Says

G8rH8r

10/28/25(Tue)21:00:35 No.12603128

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Umm… NO THANKS Aldi…
Maybe I’m a little picky but I DO NOT WANT spider and eyeball pizza…
Why would they advertise that?
if ur gonna put eyeball and spider in the pizza, at least grind them up and hide it… don’t advertise it like it’s a good thing!

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Yuji Sakai
10/28/25(Tue)21:02:35 No.12603130

Yuji Sakai 10/28/25(Tue)21:02:35 No.12603130

i wish i could get pizza for $6 but because of PRESIDENT SPIKEMAN it's like $10 for a trash pizzer and $25 for a good one

Anonymous
10/28/25(Tue)21:03:13 No.12603131

Anonymous 10/28/25(Tue)21:03:13 No.12603131

>>12603128
this is what pizza in Italy is like no I'm not kidding go look it up

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Anonymous
10/28/25(Tue)21:08:41 No.12603139

Anonymous 10/28/25(Tue)21:08:41 No.12603139

>>12603128
Its better to make the mushrooms into skulls. I'd make a mushroom skull pizza if I had my own kitchen

Anonymous
10/28/25(Tue)21:12:46 No.12603151

Anonymous 10/28/25(Tue)21:12:46 No.12603151

>>12603128
thank u for ure threade g8rh8r . Also es this looks nasty, but also, it look like false advertisement! those are clearly ticks not spiders!

Anonymous
10/28/25(Tue)21:18:26 No.12603165

Anonymous 10/28/25(Tue)21:18:26 No.12603165

>>12603130
Buy bread and cheese

Yuji Sakai
10/28/25(Tue)21:21:09 No.12603168

Yuji Sakai 10/28/25(Tue)21:21:09 No.12603168

>>12603165
my're oven in smol it's not gonna cook a pizza very good

Anonymous
10/28/25(Tue)21:32:33 No.12603175

Anonymous 10/28/25(Tue)21:32:33 No.12603175

>>12603168
Cut the bread smaller retard

Yuji Sakai
10/28/25(Tue)21:37:16 No.12603178

Yuji Sakai 10/28/25(Tue)21:37:16 No.12603178

>>12603175
you really need a commercial brick oven to properly make pizza

Anonymous
10/28/25(Tue)21:40:50 No.12603182

Anonymous 10/28/25(Tue)21:40:50 No.12603182

>>12603178
OK eat shit then IDIOT

Yuji Sakai
10/28/25(Tue)21:41:56 No.12603187

Yuji Sakai 10/28/25(Tue)21:41:56 No.12603187

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>>12603182
DDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEERRRRRRRR

Anonymous
10/28/25(Tue)22:05:16 No.12603215

Anonymous 10/28/25(Tue)22:05:16 No.12603215

weird little halloween girls love crap like this!!!

Anonymous
10/28/25(Tue)22:20:27 No.12603237

Anonymous 10/28/25(Tue)22:20:27 No.12603237

>>12603182
lol

G8rH8r
10/28/25(Tue)22:36:40 No.12603262

G8rH8r 10/28/25(Tue)22:36:40 No.12603262

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>>12603151
ewwwwwww could u imagin the tick pizza? Like big ole ticks like that? You jus bitting into the pizza then big ole tick
EXPLODE like gusher candy but instead of sour apple flavor ITS DOG BLOOD! ICKY ICKY ICKY!
Why are aldi making dog blood and bug pizzas? Is that some kind of new German trend?

Anonymous
10/28/25(Tue)22:58:13 No.12603285

Anonymous 10/28/25(Tue)22:58:13 No.12603285

>>12603128
You VILL eat the bugs

Anonymous
10/28/25(Tue)23:54:19 No.12603380

Anonymous 10/28/25(Tue)23:54:19 No.12603380

tick-tock

eric walter gryski loves may
10/29/25(Wed)00:07:39 No.12603406

eric walter gryski loves may 10/29/25(Wed)00:07:39 No.12603406

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>>12603128
op

eric walter gryski loves may
10/29/25(Wed)00:09:22 No.12603408

eric walter gryski loves may 10/29/25(Wed)00:09:22 No.12603408

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>>12603128
https://youtu.be/fvqJIy0i8XQ?si=oVtrCnTp4MsQbCAd

Anonymous
10/29/25(Wed)00:14:16 No.12603411

Anonymous 10/29/25(Wed)00:14:16 No.12603411

>>12603406
>>12603408
UH OH SCHIZO WARNING WEEWOOOWEEWOO

Anonymous
10/29/25(Wed)00:20:53 No.12603418

Anonymous 10/29/25(Wed)00:20:53 No.12603418

>>12603411
two same numbers!

Anonymous
10/29/25(Wed)00:24:08 No.12603421

Anonymous 10/29/25(Wed)00:24:08 No.12603421

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the US FDA alows companies to use literal insect secretions as a coating for candies and they're even allowed to name it ``confectioners glaze'' instead of bug fluids in the ingredeint list and even if you don't eat candy you still eat bug secretions because companies dissolve the secretions in alcohol then spray it on fruit to give a waxy shine

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Anonymous
10/29/25(Wed)00:56:08 No.12603456

Anonymous 10/29/25(Wed)00:56:08 No.12603456

>>12603406
>>12603408
These have nothing to do with the OP image, that is a spiral triangle and the Aldi one is a triangle with 6 stripes, not in a spiral
not all triangles are the pedo triangle schizophrenic retard