i took a bite outta a mushroom growing under a tree in shade. is this my end
>>12608000these are your triples
>>12608003>triplesmy wha
I think a bird pooped out some tomato seeds inthre out for them cuz I got a tomato plante in my yard loleAlso I went to the farmers market and bought a bunch of pumpkins for the family of deer who come into my backyard Sorry this story is very boring
>>12608007man what are you apologizing for
>>12608007im having a crisis here
>>12608010Whenever I'm feeling panicky I smoke a lot of weed to make it worse
>>12608012gimme
>>12608018no way if you smoke my weed you'll turn gay
Mushes are yummy tho>>12608023perfect just what I need
>>12608023im a lesbian
>>12608043how bigs ur cock
>>126080450.23 mm
>>12608064
you diedYour fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12608000Better hope you start tripping, feel no stomach pains, or nothing at all for the next 12 hours. If you feel stomach pains you might already be dead.
>>12608080Reminds me of this Vietnam novel I read where they got dysentery and just shit out more fluid than they could take in
>>12608084no trip
>>12608080stop it ur making me anxious
>>12608084>If you feel stomach pains you might already be dead.lol the mushroom is like a samurai that cuts the victim in half and sheaths his sword and only later the victim collapses HAhahHA
yummy!
>>12608000it's a well known mushrooming fact that only mushrooms growing in direct sunlight far away from any trees are safe to eat. Any mushroom you find growing in the shade is 100% guaranteed to be poisonous.You're already dead, kiddo. Sorry to be the one to tell you.
you are already dead
>>12608167i hate u dont do this to me
>>12608000Just knew you and you're already going to go, rip, I guess
>>12608195DONTTTT
THIS WAS THE MUSHROOM BTW
>>12608000ripat least post ur feet before your impending liver failure
>>12608211shut up yo ur supposed to be comforting me
>>12608214OK Karen ...is it Tuesday good for you ?
>>12608235huh, i cant be a karen im not white
can someone fucking identify the mushroom
>>12608287If it's white it's prolly ok to eatIf it has spots or warning colors then fuck no o
>>12608210Doesn't have a skirt so you should be fine. Looks like a potentially psychopsillyblin type.Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12608309fight my champion
>>12608312https://voca.ro/1du27EOqrglx
>>12608315am i dying fuckfish
>>12608320Then die
>>12608315I've done shrooms more than you undoubtedly. You just know the one type you've done. Look up how many different types there are.
>>12608314he loves hitler so much that he only eats white foods like peak cocaine david bowie
Are you tripping yet >>12608210
>>12608320You would've been dead hours ago you goober
>>12608328i took a really small bite at the stalk
>>12608326 u sure cause i will eat it
>>12608334https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_psilocybin_mushroom_speciesHave a look through, I just know a mushroom similar to that with a skirt is definitely dangerous but as you can see, there are a lot.
>>12608334https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psilocybe_mexicanaperhaps
>>12608336narrow it down please im retarded
you have cancer
>>12608347bruh
>>12608359
>>12608346You could do it better yourself, since you know where you live and can narrow it down better. Does look similar to the second link I sent to me.
>>12608370>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psilocybe_mexicanano it doesnt the gills are brown
>>12608370i live in a desert it was growing like in a cave inside a tree no sunlight
that's so quirky
>>12608389oh ur back
>>12608384The gills but that link look brown? But really though you should look yourself or this might go down in history the time King's killed that smiley guy.
