me
:3
:3Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12611678go do something productiv
you just slid the thread I was posting in, you boorish hussy
Would you like to suck my penis? It's cool and not that gross
>>12611683its a sunday
>>12611691would u let me take a bite
>>12611686:P
>>12611703It'll hurt me do you want to hurt me?
>>12611678Hiiiii :3
>>12611715yes, do you want to be hurt?
>>12611720Hiiiiiii :3
I wanna have fun with you
>>12611725Hiiiii~
>>12611715Yes
Why did you changed your name?
>>12611729I didnt Thats Someone else
>>12611728That's cruel and evil
>>12611727<3
>>12611731They sounded just like you
>>12611732It’s evil to put ur smelly dick in my mouth so it’s only fair if you let me take a bite
>>12611726Wanna play chess or smth
>>12611736It's not smelly and not small either if you mean and I were asking you politely I don't to get infected
>>12611742Ill let you if let me take a bite it’s a win win
>>12611746How is it win win to be infected and bleed out?
>>12611742ok i changed my mind ill suck it
>>12611752discord conversation does not belong here
>>126116781. Witty + relatable:Living in a bureaucratic landmine field is so dumb it hurts. Even autocorrect refuses to help me spell “bureaucratic.” Honestly, that’s the most accurate metaphor ever.---2. More sarcastic:Nothing says “bureaucratic nightmare” like not even being able to spell bureaucratic. Autocorrect’s like, “You’re on your own, buddy.”---3. Darkly funny / dramatic:Tried to type bureaucratic for the tenth time and failed again. Fitting, since living in a bureaucratic system feels like failing paperwork forever.---4. Short & punchy (Twitter/X style):Can’t spell bureaucratic. Can’t survive bureaucracy. At least I’m consistent.
>>12611752Holy You ARE NOT ME
>>12611754THATS NOT ME
>>12611767Thanks for clarifying, it’s good to point out the imposters so I know not to mentally note ill behavior that wasn’t yours
>>12611754ohh yeah bois ...are you energizing already ?
>>12611774Yep yep
my pussy itches
Jacking my cock off just a little
>>12611792STOP YOU IMPOSTER
>>12611796no impostor reply this is canon
>>12611799dubs confirm
>>12611799IS NOT
>>12611790It’s best to just never engage in sexual posts even if just trying to make a funny remark to it, and if someone try to make it look like ur saying something weird just say “that’s not me” then hide the rest
>>12611801No need to be embarrassed~
>>12611804anon he does this anyway for attention you can stop concernfigging
its red and swollen and stinky guys help
>>12611809Just trying to say some common sense to a clueless namefig, but fair
>>12611800dubs
>>12611752>>12611765>>12611767>>12611798>>12611801poor namefriend getting trolled by gooners
currently masturbating my anus
>>12611847use a sharpie
>>12611847
>>12611852so true
Eat me anons I am all yours
i have to poop
Stop coping kkklk llololoo
>>12611852
Feels good right 3? You maked me feel like loser and I am hurt for that reason I'll hunt you till you exist
>>12611880What is bro talm about
>>12611880Three same numbers confirmed
Do (You) or a loved one suffer from dyslexia?Reach out, and talk about it together.It's never too late.
>>12611889I do it deliberately
>>12611890I dont even use such big words cause im a retard u imposter
>>12611804Im a idiot ur right
>>12611678:3Your fortune: Excellent Luck
lick liclick
>>12612571:d
>>12611678me
>>12611678:3
>>12613732It's isolating the board die
Turd ju fart ji 4g 2g nigger ji
My cum has reincarnated in worlds of degenerate
Dik sekai #plastic hart#
>>12611678that isnt you you fucking nigger tranny freak FAGGOT
Gay sekai
>>12613747Wut bro angry bout
Blablabla #offensuve nonsense# blablabla >doesn't make you better than dogs
>>12613748your just mad because im out-sillying you
>>12613758You've zero idea about my emotions
>>12613761you've a nigger nd shitYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
AAA feel goood
>>12613763Sucki sucki who's the sucker? You're the sucker!
Use it to defend against sissy guys
>>12611754I'm just curious, do you think that nigger trump has any place here?
>>12613768open for pappa
>>12613779Is that you? wow you are fat and ugly I wish daddy warned me about how pathetic people are here on this website
This is better
>>12613786Thanks allyboy
>>12613786Come and give your father a kiss
>>12613792Are you used to kiss your father?
*on the lips(french)
Ts our sissysekai please greet everyone
>>12613797I'll use you to kiss daddy's lips honeybun
>>12613809How're gonna use me?
>>12613812https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUvoPutc5OM
>>12613812Follow back to find out more ;)
You're lacking neurons to put it in words?
>>12613820catfishesque
>>12613805hii sissysekai!!!!
>>12613919Hey there good to see you back!
>>12611678is there an easy way to make decent posts on this board ...it doesn't matter much either caz I have to go but it's such a long road to niceness
>>12613800dubs confirm
>>12614009So you want to be a sh*tposter, huh? It's not easy.This guide will teach you ``thirty second sh*tpost'' technique.The basis of ``thirty second sh*tpost'' is lowercase typing only. No capitalization or punctuation. It reflects the very nature of the ``thirty second sh*tpost''.``What should my post contain?''The content of the post is a reflection of your spirit. As this is the ``thirty second sh*tpost'' you should approach your keyboard with the intention of sh*tposting and let it flow.At first, you might feel daunted. In this case you may look at current sh*tposting trends and draw inspiration from them. As a beginner, you may copy a sh*tpost you have seen before and give it your own distinct touch. As you do this you will begin to get the feel and develop your own style.As with all arts, the proper form is important. sh*tposting is not as abstract as it seems.Emoticons are allowed. However, xD, ;_;, :3 are the marks of an amateur and are to be avoided.Genuine typing errors should be left in, but not made on purpose. Even a non-sh*tposter can discern an intentional typo from an unintentional one, and you will lose credibility. There is one exception. Leaving the ``S'' off of words that should be pluralized. Used sparingly, this can boost your sh*tposting power by 15%.Poor grammar is acceptable. Take a moment of deliberation to see if your post could benefit from it. Many sh*tposts stand or fall on this point alone.``Thirty second sh*tpost'' technique does not place great emphasis on image uploaded. Though an advanced technique is re-using an image to establish a truly epic sh*tpost.Use these guidelines as a foundation. You will discover unwritten rules as you progress. It's said that a master cannot make a sh*tpost in thirty seconds, but thirty sh*tposts in a second.So good luck! Find your own style and perfect it!I look forward to seeing the power of your ``thirty second sh*tpost''! がんばって!Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12614539xD
>>12611678:3Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12615011dubs :3
>>12613747idk what to tell u man but that is me
>>12615011:3
>>12611678Nice
>>12615097:3
