be careful, ultrasound can cause uterine cancer. have a good lucky

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>12613388
How the fuck are high frequency sounds waves going to cause cancer? If that was the case then ASMR videos on youtube also cause cancer

>>12613388
Mr Cock and Ball cancer expert here

>>12613393
so insanely hote

so get this
i was at some doctore
he did an ultrasound on my're los heart
and he had a screen that showed my heart le beating, and it was gross

>>12613762
lole I'm doing that tomorrow

>>12613764
i can't get over that there's a gorey-ass organ in my body that's always beating

no matter what i'm doing, sleeping or shitposting, that bizarre lump is constantly inflating and deflating

>>12613772
you think that's scary it's full of BLOOD

>>12613772
You know, there is a way to make it stop~...

>>12613775
blood is kinda comfy though, it's the gore part that's off-putting

>>12613776
no there isn't unless the body experiences a catastrophic failure which is an extremely unlikely scenario

>>12613383
this is rude please say *dicke nd balls because this is a nice board that discourages lewd behavior

>>12613782
The joke is you should kill yourself

>>12613795
pretty rude tbh

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>>12613795
rude lole

>>12613791
I'm going to do unspeakable lewd things to you

im here at the penis inspector

>>12613383
ultrasound because they can't find them with a magnifying glass?

>>12613876
dont let them cut your balls

>>12613886
Why? I don't need to pee.

penis inspection COMPLETE!
DIAGNOSIS:
huge
TREATMENT:
GOON

didn't goon fell asleep instead