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avogadoposter
03/04/26(Wed)12:24:53 No.12824914
avogadoposter 03/04/26(Wed)12:24:53 No.12824914
and i miss her
to heck with this human emotion shit
lobotomy plox

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Anonymous
03/04/26(Wed)12:26:55 No.12824919
Anonymous 03/04/26(Wed)12:26:55 No.12824919
>>12824914
i miss you're mom too

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Anonymous
03/04/26(Wed)12:27:47 No.12824923
Anonymous 03/04/26(Wed)12:27:47 No.12824923
>>12824914
Sorry gado, can't do lobotomies. Best I can give you is a colonoscopy prep.

Your fortune: Outlook good
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Anonymous
03/04/26(Wed)12:36:08 No.12824940
Anonymous 03/04/26(Wed)12:36:08 No.12824940
>>12824923
what happens there?
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avogadoposter
03/04/26(Wed)12:38:18 No.12824945
avogadoposter 03/04/26(Wed)12:38:18 No.12824945
>>12824923
why does your thought realm hover around this
but its the same for me so its whatever
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Delta
03/04/26(Wed)12:39:02 No.12824948
Delta 03/04/26(Wed)12:39:02 No.12824948
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>>12824914
Mercury is sweeter than sugar btw
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fantavus
03/04/26(Wed)12:41:35 No.12824952
fantavus 03/04/26(Wed)12:41:35 No.12824952
miss whom gado

Your fortune: Average Luck
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Anonymous
03/04/26(Wed)12:42:21 No.12824954
Anonymous 03/04/26(Wed)12:42:21 No.12824954
>>12824940
We take all of his poo out
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avogadoposter
03/04/26(Wed)12:42:27 No.12824955
avogadoposter 03/04/26(Wed)12:42:27 No.12824955
>>12824948
do i know you?
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Delta
03/04/26(Wed)12:43:33 No.12824956
Delta 03/04/26(Wed)12:43:33 No.12824956
>>12824955
Maybe I do not know
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Anonymous
03/04/26(Wed)12:43:48 No.12824957
Anonymous 03/04/26(Wed)12:43:48 No.12824957
>>12824955
Dubs!
you drinkin gado?
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avogadoposter
03/04/26(Wed)12:43:59 No.12824958
avogadoposter 03/04/26(Wed)12:43:59 No.12824958
>>12824952
childhood chrush it does not matter, i was retarded as fuck back than and still am but its whatever
but you know
something like this
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avogadoposter
03/04/26(Wed)12:45:00 No.12824960
avogadoposter 03/04/26(Wed)12:45:00 No.12824960
>>12824957
yas and im also on le devils lettuce
just enjoy the uh "show" or flow of thought or whatever
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avogadoposter
03/04/26(Wed)12:46:27 No.12824964
avogadoposter 03/04/26(Wed)12:46:27 No.12824964
>>12824956
okay lets uh solve the problem then
lets narrow it down
have you been in germany at any point of your life?
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avogadoposter
03/04/26(Wed)12:49:14 No.12824969
avogadoposter 03/04/26(Wed)12:49:14 No.12824969
why are we even talking about this
better help me decorate my room when i fucking move out
this time im going ham for sure this time it will be
(hopefully) some desinger grrade type stuff
and no no im not talking about thevalue or pice im talking about aesthetic
pleasing to the human eye
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Anonymous
03/04/26(Wed)12:49:27 No.12824970
Anonymous 03/04/26(Wed)12:49:27 No.12824970
>>12824960
damn i wish i had some weed too.... BUT NO, MY COUNTRY DOESNT PERMIT THAT! coke on the other hand is fine....... fucking mafia
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Anonymous
03/04/26(Wed)12:50:13 No.12824975
Anonymous 03/04/26(Wed)12:50:13 No.12824975
>>12824954
like, with our hands?
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avogadoposter
03/04/26(Wed)12:50:38 No.12824978
avogadoposter 03/04/26(Wed)12:50:38 No.12824978
>>12824970
weed was not always legal in germany
dont get cought and be mindfull and dont give a shit
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Anonymous
03/04/26(Wed)12:55:19 No.12824987
Anonymous 03/04/26(Wed)12:55:19 No.12824987
>>12824978
yeah i know..... but it got so bad here my sources stopped selling that and just focused on coke....
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Delta
03/04/26(Wed)12:55:20 No.12824988
Delta 03/04/26(Wed)12:55:20 No.12824988
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>>12824964
Youre probably just confusing me with someone else

I only recently decided to write on 4chan
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Anonymous
03/04/26(Wed)12:56:35 No.12824994
Anonymous 03/04/26(Wed)12:56:35 No.12824994
>>12824988
Dubs!
why on this specific board newfren?
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Delta
03/04/26(Wed)12:57:21 No.12824997
Delta 03/04/26(Wed)12:57:21 No.12824997
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>>12824969
Try drinking water from Chernobyl

I promise it will be so hard that death will seem like heaven
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Anonymous
03/04/26(Wed)12:59:25 No.12825000
Anonymous 03/04/26(Wed)12:59:25 No.12825000
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>>12824994
because its very interesting when someone who has only ever heard about 4chan(nel) through secondhand sources tries posting for the first time. you can tell they weren't sure where to post this until they found the board titled "shit 4chan says" and figured this was the right place without even bothering to look at any other threads.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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Delta
03/04/26(Wed)13:00:24 No.12825003
Delta 03/04/26(Wed)13:00:24 No.12825003
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>>12824994
Because Ime freak from Internet + incel
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Anonymous
03/04/26(Wed)13:02:24 No.12825006
Anonymous 03/04/26(Wed)13:02:24 No.12825006
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>>12824975
No, we do it chemically. And if there is very stubborn poo we may deploy The Device.
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Anonymous
03/04/26(Wed)13:04:54 No.12825013
Anonymous 03/04/26(Wed)13:04:54 No.12825013
>>12825000
Trips!
lel
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Anonymous
03/04/26(Wed)13:05:56 No.12825015
Anonymous 03/04/26(Wed)13:05:56 No.12825015
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>>12825006
The... Device..?
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Anonymous
03/04/26(Wed)13:24:48 No.12825038
Anonymous 03/04/26(Wed)13:24:48 No.12825038
>>12825015
Yes, we put The Device into your butt and then pull out the poo. There is also a tube built in to squirt some water up in there
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