[s4s] - going to watch 2001 and i still don't understand w - Sh*t 4chan Says

Yuji Sakai Archived

03/23/26(Mon)19:40:06 No.12861928

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Yuji Sakai 03/23/26(Mon)19:40:06 No.12861928 Archived

going to watch 2001 and i still don't understand why the giant smartphone makes monkeys smart

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Anonymous
03/23/26(Mon)19:44:43 No.12861934

Anonymous 03/23/26(Mon)19:44:43 No.12861934

>>12861928
yea smartphones r supposed 2 make monkeys dumb what a plot hole

Anonymous
03/23/26(Mon)19:57:01 No.12861946

Anonymous 03/23/26(Mon)19:57:01 No.12861946

because its a monkey smartness increaser device

Yuji Sakai
03/23/26(Mon)20:00:16 No.12861949

Yuji Sakai 03/23/26(Mon)20:00:16 No.12861949

>>12861946
then why does it turn david bowman into a baby

Anonymous
03/23/26(Mon)20:07:56 No.12861954

Anonymous 03/23/26(Mon)20:07:56 No.12861954

>>12861949
it turns him into a space baby which is the giga evolution: monkey-->man-->space baby

Anonymous
03/23/26(Mon)20:14:08 No.12861964

Anonymous 03/23/26(Mon)20:14:08 No.12861964

>>12861928
>>12861934
>>12861946
>>12861949
>>12861954
yall niggers need to read some Uplift sci fi

Anonymous
03/23/26(Mon)20:15:13 No.12861967

Anonymous 03/23/26(Mon)20:15:13 No.12861967

>>12861964
maybe one day someone will uplift you so you can stop posting like an ape

Yuji Sakai
03/23/26(Mon)20:37:39 No.12862001

Yuji Sakai 03/23/26(Mon)20:37:39 No.12862001

check the pod bay digits HAL

Anonymous
03/23/26(Mon)20:51:11 No.12862014

Anonymous 03/23/26(Mon)20:51:11 No.12862014

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>>12862001
This whole thread you were waiting for that weren't you

Yuji Sakai
03/23/26(Mon)21:00:42 No.12862027

Yuji Sakai 03/23/26(Mon)21:00:42 No.12862027

this movie is cool and all but the first hour of this movie could have been cut to 20 minutes

Anonymous
03/23/26(Mon)21:10:16 No.12862037

Anonymous 03/23/26(Mon)21:10:16 No.12862037

>>12861928
It could be anything, could be a sub in for something entirely different or could be taken literal, the monkeys tapped into new things and evolved from it

Yuji Sakai
03/23/26(Mon)22:00:37 No.12862120

Yuji Sakai 03/23/26(Mon)22:00:37 No.12862120

me when i inject flube https://youtu.be/ou6JNQwPWE0

bavi trailer dude
03/23/26(Mon)22:02:37 No.12862122

bavi trailer dude 03/23/26(Mon)22:02:37 No.12862122

>>12862037
It's the port from a USB drive being plugged into the simulation to upload a system upgrade to monkey brains.

Yuji Sakai
03/23/26(Mon)22:08:59 No.12862135

Yuji Sakai 03/23/26(Mon)22:08:59 No.12862135

what an imlnsane documentary

i can't believe this all happened 25 years ago

bavi trailer dude
03/23/26(Mon)22:29:20 No.12862165

bavi trailer dude 03/23/26(Mon)22:29:20 No.12862165

>>12862135
We lost so much on 9/11, it's unbelievable

E P I C √ G E T
03/23/26(Mon)22:53:11 No.12862195

E P I C √ G E T 03/23/26(Mon)22:53:11 No.12862195

>>12862001

Anonymous
03/24/26(Tue)03:07:56 No.12862634

Anonymous 03/24/26(Tue)03:07:56 No.12862634

>>12861928
They explained it in the sequel

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Yuji Sakai
03/24/26(Tue)08:22:04 No.12862981

Yuji Sakai 03/24/26(Tue)08:22:04 No.12862981

>>12862634
yeah i read the book

all these worlds are yours except europa

Anonymous
03/24/26(Tue)08:26:53 No.12862994

Anonymous 03/24/26(Tue)08:26:53 No.12862994

>>12861928
maybe manks feel like they gonna drop the bomb on them ...monkeys are smart like people

Anomynous
03/24/26(Tue)08:30:49 No.12862996

Anomynous 03/24/26(Tue)08:30:49 No.12862996

DMT

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Anonymous
03/24/26(Tue)08:34:13 No.12863004

Anonymous 03/24/26(Tue)08:34:13 No.12863004

>>12861928
i tried watching it probably like 20 years ago but it was so slow that i didn't. i finally did though recently and it was pure garbage. except for a few things like good shots and props. but dear lord what a fucking piece of shit otherwise.

Yuji Sakai
03/24/26(Tue)08:35:10 No.12863006

Yuji Sakai 03/24/26(Tue)08:35:10 No.12863006

>>12863004
you have bad taste anon

Anonymous
03/24/26(Tue)08:36:16 No.12863008

Anonymous 03/24/26(Tue)08:36:16 No.12863008

>>12863006
i really don't. fuck you.

Yuji Sakai
03/24/26(Tue)08:36:34 No.12863012

Yuji Sakai 03/24/26(Tue)08:36:34 No.12863012

>>12863008
name 3 good movies

Catfish
03/24/26(Tue)08:37:23 No.12863014

Catfish 03/24/26(Tue)08:37:23 No.12863014

Haven't we been through this the monolith is suggestive of alien or unknown intelligence that exacerbated if not forced evolution on our planet
Pretty much the engineers from Alien if you think of it

How do you not understand some of the more basic in your face symbolic works of kubrick lmao you'll never get Eyes Wide Shut

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Anonymous
03/24/26(Tue)08:38:03 No.12863016

Anonymous 03/24/26(Tue)08:38:03 No.12863016

>>12863012
i'm not giving you anything because you don't deserve it and i don't have to prove myself to a moron.

Yuji Sakai
03/24/26(Tue)08:38:20 No.12863017

Yuji Sakai 03/24/26(Tue)08:38:20 No.12863017

>>12863014
because I'm memeing i read the book it just seems too far fetched

Catfish
03/24/26(Tue)08:38:57 No.12863018

Catfish 03/24/26(Tue)08:38:57 No.12863018

>>12863014
and The Marker from dead space
but idk the lore by 3 just turned the hive mind into tyranids
not everything needs a end game crisis -_- why can't it just be an alien thing that makes people go crazy

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Anonymous
03/24/26(Tue)08:39:57 No.12863021

Anonymous 03/24/26(Tue)08:39:57 No.12863021

>>12863014
>forced evolution on our planet
such as putting fluoride in the water supply

Anonymous
03/24/26(Tue)08:40:11 No.12863023

Anonymous 03/24/26(Tue)08:40:11 No.12863023

>>12863014
>Eyes Wide Shut
I'm tempted to call kubrick a complete moron but this was actually a pretty good movie. at least as i remember it because it was a while ago.

Catfish
03/24/26(Tue)08:41:06 No.12863025

Catfish 03/24/26(Tue)08:41:06 No.12863025

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>>12863017
You read!?
Like childhoods End or The First and Last Men or Roadside Picnic?

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Yuji Sakai
03/24/26(Tue)08:42:19 No.12863029

Yuji Sakai 03/24/26(Tue)08:42:19 No.12863029

>>12863025
i used to 30 years ago when i was blowing off high school also i have a college degree

Catfish
03/24/26(Tue)08:46:03 No.12863036

Catfish 03/24/26(Tue)08:46:03 No.12863036

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Why do I feel a strange dissociation with people on this board. Almost being gaslighted into thinking I'm the common denominator

Who the fuck just "stops reading" like

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Yuji Sakai
03/24/26(Tue)08:48:11 No.12863044

Yuji Sakai 03/24/26(Tue)08:48:11 No.12863044

>>12863036
i read the interwebs instead

after getting a worthless English degree reading a book feels like work

Anonymous
03/24/26(Tue)08:50:40 No.12863047

Anonymous 03/24/26(Tue)08:50:40 No.12863047

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>>12861928

Anonymous
03/24/26(Tue)08:51:25 No.12863048

Anonymous 03/24/26(Tue)08:51:25 No.12863048

>>12861928
because racecar

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Catfish
03/24/26(Tue)08:54:21 No.12863056

Catfish 03/24/26(Tue)08:54:21 No.12863056

>>12863044
I'm not even gonna lie the whole "physical feeling" of a book shit is a larp Ive read like 20 irl books and hundreds in PDF format
No one actually reads anymore unless they want to look smart on the bus. I used to go to the library and i swear on any given day I'm the only one reading and everyone else is on their phone or taking out dvds

Books have little place in the emergent i-era. Which sucks but do we still use cassette..? Books will become a niche. A collectors format.

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Yuji Sakai
03/24/26(Tue)08:57:20 No.12863062

Yuji Sakai 03/24/26(Tue)08:57:20 No.12863062

>>12863056
there hasn't been a single decent book in decades like seriously what Harry Potter 50 shades?

Catfish
03/24/26(Tue)09:02:37 No.12863080

Catfish 03/24/26(Tue)09:02:37 No.12863080

>>12863062
I dunno I stopped going to /lit/ cuz people are performative and gay so I don't even know new books

I don't even like fantasy or fiction too much I only consume material that either aligns with or refutes my personal ideologies or opinions because I'm always open minded towards new forums of discussion or thought
now if you'll excuse me

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Anonymous
03/24/26(Tue)09:05:53 No.12863091

Anonymous 03/24/26(Tue)09:05:53 No.12863091

>>12863080
fucking lol.