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Catfish

03/25/26(Wed)09:42:15 No.12865122

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Y'all make any recent purchases?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Yuji Sakai
03/25/26(Wed)09:46:00 No.12865127

Yuji Sakai 03/25/26(Wed)09:46:00 No.12865127

this month i bought a car battery and flube injectors

next month i'm going to buy long rubber gloves for cleaning, tums, small freezer bags, SPAGHETTI sauce, clorox wipes, scrubbing bubbles, and flube injectors

in 2 months i'm going to buy katie peach a new wig and bra and perfume

Catfish
03/25/26(Wed)09:53:18 No.12865132

Catfish 03/25/26(Wed)09:53:18 No.12865132

~~the last two days I was in rut and fapped like 20 times and now I'm sore and my balls ache but I'm still producing lots of semen please end me~~

also this weather perturbs me it's sunny but cold so like what..hoodie? Sweater? I wanna wear my nightmare b4 Christmas shirt -_-

Your fortune: Good Luck

Anonymous
03/25/26(Wed)10:11:50 No.12865156

Anonymous 03/25/26(Wed)10:11:50 No.12865156

yeah ur mom lol

Anonymous
03/25/26(Wed)10:17:39 No.12865165

Anonymous 03/25/26(Wed)10:17:39 No.12865165

No idk what to buy. I want to buy a slave maybe but that's illegal which is gay af.

bavi trailer dude
03/25/26(Wed)10:23:54 No.12865173

bavi trailer dude 03/25/26(Wed)10:23:54 No.12865173

>>12865165
Pretty soon you'll be able to buy a robot slave. Whether you want that or not I guess depends on if you're looking for someone to do work for you, or if you just want to experience crushing a human spirit.

Anonymous
03/25/26(Wed)10:25:31 No.12865177

Anonymous 03/25/26(Wed)10:25:31 No.12865177

>>12865173
no fuck that.

Anonymous
03/25/26(Wed)10:40:48 No.12865188

Anonymous 03/25/26(Wed)10:40:48 No.12865188

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>>12865122
>Peach
I got the superior version

Anonymous
03/25/26(Wed)10:42:39 No.12865193

Anonymous 03/25/26(Wed)10:42:39 No.12865193

>>12865173
Robot slaves are a gay cope for people unable to obtain human slaves

google earth
03/25/26(Wed)10:53:29 No.12865202

google earth 03/25/26(Wed)10:53:29 No.12865202

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>>12865188
>>12865177
>>12865122
dubs

Your fortune: Average Luck

Anonymous
03/25/26(Wed)11:24:31 No.12865239

Anonymous 03/25/26(Wed)11:24:31 No.12865239

>>12865202
would hump her mouth

Anonymous
03/25/26(Wed)11:32:30 No.12865246

Anonymous 03/25/26(Wed)11:32:30 No.12865246

>>12865239
That's my wife you're talking about

Anonymous
03/25/26(Wed)14:36:14 No.12865379

Anonymous 03/25/26(Wed)14:36:14 No.12865379

I bought a poker set
Im going to bring a bunch of retards together and win their money mwuhahahaha

Anonymous
03/25/26(Wed)14:59:11 No.12865400

Anonymous 03/25/26(Wed)14:59:11 No.12865400

I bought a ps5 remote and a robe

Anonymous
03/26/26(Thu)03:55:04 No.12866518

Anonymous 03/26/26(Thu)03:55:04 No.12866518

>>12865122
i bought more communist literature, this time stalin and mao

Catfish
03/26/26(Thu)06:55:01 No.12866762

Catfish 03/26/26(Thu)06:55:01 No.12866762

>>12866518
I'll never understand the appeal of communism but I guess anything sounds good when you're from an obscure oblast and you make 10 rubles a day

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger