Sometime I think about what if I had a suicide button within arms reach.All it would take was one push and I'd cease existing, there would be no pain.And I think to myself, would I push it?I find that most often the answer is, that in the heat of the moment, yes, I would push it.It would just feel so good to shed all earthly emotions and give myself to the oblivion of absolute serenity.
it's called a gun
>>12865144only some of them will work though... if you use a .22 you will end up as a vegetable and nevar get to post here againthe 10mm Auto is kickass i thinkz
>>12865148They all work if you hit the brain stem, right where the skull meets the spine. That's the sweet spot for guaranteed, instantaneous death.
>>12865148>if you use a .22 you will end up as a vegetableplease slam your neck into the corner of a table
>>12865155>>12865152>>12865148>>12865144This thread isn't about suicide methods.It's about experiencing the short instant where the suicidal urges overcome all else.
>>12865141i would spam that buton lole
>>12865159Yeah and if you have a gun nearby, those moments end in death. A gun is literally the theoretical suicide button you're proposing.
>>12865159This theead isn't about experiencing the short instant where the suicidal urges overcome all else.It's about me fugging ur mums bum xD
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>>12865167#REKTYour fortune: Bad Luck
>>12865164I'm not proposing that there should be a suicide button. It's just a thought experiment that illustrates the gravity of those suicidal urges.
Imagine if you press it but it was a knockoff suicide button from temu and now you're just kinda 30 percent dead luk
>>12865141I'm only alive today because I put my ammo in a different place than my gun.
>>12865176it takes a half second of forgetting your reasons to live. it's scary to be past that line and know if you had the button/gun/cliff whatever in that moment you'd be gone
>>12865184this is what using a .22 is like
>>12865221You get used to it.Happens to me about two dozen times a day.
>>12865141Sometimes I think we all killed ourselves but don't remember it, then got transported to this timeline that's even shittier.
>>12865141I certainly am aware that it's widely taught this way but to do shit as I way of getting out of the shit ....simply doesn't work like that ...
I wonder how many % of 4chan users have thought about killing themselves. I bet it's a lot.
why kys when you can just get drunk and highYour fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12865245What are you trying to say?If you die nothing matters anymore. Any problems you had are gone.
I wouldn't want to use the button but having it would be reassuring I think. You would know any time anything got too bad you could just switch yourself off. Like if you see a big mushroom cloud on the horizon or you're doing a parachute jump and the chute fails. Yep, that's me done.
>>12865141beary got the dreaded eye wiggles
>>12865248Probably close to 100%
If people could kill themselves by making their head explode at will, how common do you think it would be that someone would explode their head just to piss someone off during a heated argument?
>>12865141whoa... is that a beary ice??
>>12865141What if there was a 2nd button that just k**led your "earthly emotions", but you get to keep living life?would press that one instead?
>>12866059You wouldn't want to be here without them. Earth is of no significance whatsoever. I lost them once and Earth was given about as much thought as any random speck of dust in my house.
>>12865291 at least once a week on /s4s/ someone would do it mid-argument just to “win” imagine you’re typing a 6 paragraph schizo rebuttal and the other guy just goes *pop* and paints the drywall. convo instantly over. you can’t respond to that. that’s like the ultimate mic drop except it’s chunks. there’d 100% be dudes who do it over the pettiest shit too. “that’s not even what OP meant” “yes it is” “no it-” thread locked, janitor crying, and everyone arguing about whether he technically conceded humans are petty enough to weaponize their own mortality if it meant getting the last word.
>>12867802How would anyone know your head exploded...
>>12867802I think you don't give people enough credit.People already are able to do lots of things at will that they don't ever normally do, like screaming or backflips or walking into traffic.I think people would have enough control to not do that
>>12865141Here is my philosophical thought experiment anone.If you had a button in arms reach you could push and die instantly.Well no reason to just end it now then, what makes the most sense is to quit your job today and then live as a NEET as long as you can with whatever savings you have. After all why die when you can spend every day sleeping in, eating tasty snacks, and doing fun stuff on the puter?And then only once you run out of funds to keep going as a NEET, then press the button because the fun times would be over.It really makes no sense to kill ureself now, you can always have fun first and think it over later. You mite discover that life has many more opportunities and it would be better to keep living. And I would miss you posting on [s4s].
>>12865141If you die then the enemy winsAt least take them down with you
i was gonna jump from a building, but then i got highYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12865141The urge to harm/suicide happens, but whats stopping me is I don't want to regret going to a worser destination knowing my religion. We have time on our hand, so can't make any excuses. Yes me being here is a waste of time, yet I'm still here because its a choice.Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12868288but then i got dubsYour fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>12867927lole this unironically, I became NEET after college and it got me to fix my life and become motivated to do things out of pure shame of the burden I put on my family
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