[s4s] - what are some fun facts about yourself? - Sh*t 4chan Says

Anonymous

03/25/26(Wed)20:24:25 No.12865935

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what are some fun facts about yourself?

Bob Marley
03/25/26(Wed)20:25:07 No.12865936

Bob Marley 03/25/26(Wed)20:25:07 No.12865936

>>12865935
Im a wizard ;)

Anonymous
03/25/26(Wed)20:29:29 No.12865941

Anonymous 03/25/26(Wed)20:29:29 No.12865941

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>>12865935
iamaspookyghost

Bob Marley
03/25/26(Wed)20:30:26 No.12865942

Bob Marley 03/25/26(Wed)20:30:26 No.12865942

>>12865941
Will u b myre ghoste uwu

Anonymous
03/25/26(Wed)20:37:00 No.12865951

Anonymous 03/25/26(Wed)20:37:00 No.12865951

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all the facts about me are horrible and unfun im sorry

Anonymous
03/25/26(Wed)20:40:02 No.12865957

Anonymous 03/25/26(Wed)20:40:02 No.12865957

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all of your facts are lame kek

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Anonymous
03/25/26(Wed)20:43:23 No.12865958

Anonymous 03/25/26(Wed)20:43:23 No.12865958

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>>12865957
dont bully :(

Anonymous
03/25/26(Wed)20:47:09 No.12865967

Anonymous 03/25/26(Wed)20:47:09 No.12865967

>>12865935
back when i was a shota, i was attracted to myself and what I would do is I'd take webcam videos of myself jerking off on camera. Then I'd jerk off to those videos of myself.
At some point after 18, society gaslit me into self-loathing and i deleted them all. All that treasure lost, like tears in the rain.

Anonymous
03/25/26(Wed)20:55:55 No.12865976

Anonymous 03/25/26(Wed)20:55:55 No.12865976

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>>12865958
try better next time
>>12865967
wow lost media now that's fun

wish
03/25/26(Wed)21:00:40 No.12865981

wish 03/25/26(Wed)21:00:40 No.12865981

>>12865935
walter's cup of.. water!

Anonymous
03/25/26(Wed)21:34:06 No.12866013

Anonymous 03/25/26(Wed)21:34:06 No.12866013

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>>12865981
nah it's coffee

Anonymous
03/25/26(Wed)21:41:32 No.12866027

Anonymous 03/25/26(Wed)21:41:32 No.12866027

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>>12865958
this is nice board

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Anonymous
03/25/26(Wed)21:58:14 No.12866046

Anonymous 03/25/26(Wed)21:58:14 No.12866046

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>>12865935
i have a party trick where i bend down from a sitting position and blow myself lole!

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

bavi trailer dude
03/25/26(Wed)21:59:27 No.12866047

bavi trailer dude 03/25/26(Wed)21:59:27 No.12866047

I created the Chuck Norris meme in 1997.

Anonymous
03/25/26(Wed)22:00:55 No.12866049

Anonymous 03/25/26(Wed)22:00:55 No.12866049

>>12866046
how does the party react when you do that

wish
03/25/26(Wed)22:01:56 No.12866050

wish 03/25/26(Wed)22:01:56 No.12866050

>>12866013
XD

Anonymous
03/25/26(Wed)22:10:49 No.12866061

Anonymous 03/25/26(Wed)22:10:49 No.12866061

>>12866049
some people get a little put off by it but people usually think it's funny, i only do it by request to keep the mystique alive....now you see it, now you don't...

Your fortune: Good Luck

Anonymous
03/26/26(Thu)00:22:44 No.12866264

Anonymous 03/26/26(Thu)00:22:44 No.12866264

when I was a little kid I was friends with a girl who peed next to the neighbors garage and made me sit next to her so people thought we were just talking :(

Anonymous
03/26/26(Thu)00:24:02 No.12866270

Anonymous 03/26/26(Thu)00:24:02 No.12866270

I failed life lole

Anonymous
03/26/26(Thu)00:29:25 No.12866274

Anonymous 03/26/26(Thu)00:29:25 No.12866274

>>12866264
but did you actually talk or was it just a ruse? what would you have talked about, geopolitics or finance or something?

Anonymous
03/26/26(Thu)00:46:54 No.12866293

Anonymous 03/26/26(Thu)00:46:54 No.12866293

>>12866274
I already talked to her all day. I probably sat there like a deer in the headlights hoping nobody noticed and saying "Hurry up!".
Having a girl as a friend as a little kid is rough, girls are very abusive both verbally and physically and you always have to play Ken and never get to drive the Corvette...

Anonymous
03/26/26(Thu)01:32:18 No.12866344

Anonymous 03/26/26(Thu)01:32:18 No.12866344

>>12866293
you just reminded me of a time when i was a kid and was genuinely worried that i was legally married after a play wedding and being sad that i wasn't going to be marrying the friend of mine that i actually liked. ahh peaceful carefree days

Anonymous
03/26/26(Thu)01:36:57 No.12866351

Anonymous 03/26/26(Thu)01:36:57 No.12866351

>>12866293
never had grillers be abusive to me but there was one i was in middlel school with who was probably going through some shit at home and wanted to punch a wall or locker (we were in the hallway waiting for a class to start) and i said i would let her punch my stomach a few times instead. i was flexing the muscles so it didn't really hurt or anything, she felt better, it was a win-win. wonder how she's doing, probably dead or drugged out, it was a rough life for her, even little autismo me could see that

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Anonymous
03/26/26(Thu)03:10:43 No.12866457

Anonymous 03/26/26(Thu)03:10:43 No.12866457

>>12865935
I'm trusted by some, so secrets, relationship, valuables and such are kept hidden since my nature is of mute type.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Anonymous
03/26/26(Thu)03:17:09 No.12866468

Anonymous 03/26/26(Thu)03:17:09 No.12866468

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when my slippers Ffew over the fence when I was at my grandma and fell on the neighbors' garden. they weren't at home, so I had to climb over the fence, which caused my T-shirt to tear, but along with the sneaker I tore up strawberries

and I often broke my knees as a child , like once a week it would probably happen

Anonymous
03/26/26(Thu)03:18:01 No.12866470

Anonymous 03/26/26(Thu)03:18:01 No.12866470

i wanna crossdress but im ugly

Anonymous
03/26/26(Thu)03:19:17 No.12866474

Anonymous 03/26/26(Thu)03:19:17 No.12866474

i can wag my ears

Anonymous
03/26/26(Thu)03:21:40 No.12866479

Anonymous 03/26/26(Thu)03:21:40 No.12866479

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>>12866474
I also can do it! it’s scare my mom..

Anonymous
03/26/26(Thu)04:44:59 No.12866600

Anonymous 03/26/26(Thu)04:44:59 No.12866600

>>12866474
>>12866479
lets all focus and wiggle our ears and we might get taken somewhere cool in space!!

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Anonymous
03/26/26(Thu)04:47:25 No.12866604

Anonymous 03/26/26(Thu)04:47:25 No.12866604

>>12866479
show it

Anonymous
03/26/26(Thu)04:49:49 No.12866608

Anonymous 03/26/26(Thu)04:49:49 No.12866608

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>>12866604
how can I show u this…

Anonymous
03/26/26(Thu)04:50:25 No.12866610

Anonymous 03/26/26(Thu)04:50:25 No.12866610

>>12865935
im transpecies

im sewing on the ears rn

Anonymous
03/26/26(Thu)04:50:58 No.12866612

Anonymous 03/26/26(Thu)04:50:58 No.12866612

>>12866608
idk like make a video of it?

Anonymous
03/26/26(Thu)04:51:53 No.12866615

Anonymous 03/26/26(Thu)04:51:53 No.12866615

>>12866610
where did you get the ears?

Anonymous
03/26/26(Thu)04:52:20 No.12866616

Anonymous 03/26/26(Thu)04:52:20 No.12866616

>>12866612
I won’t make video of it

Anonymous
03/26/26(Thu)04:52:50 No.12866618

Anonymous 03/26/26(Thu)04:52:50 No.12866618

>>12866612
NTA, don't be deprave will you.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Anonymous
03/26/26(Thu)04:54:44 No.12866622

Anonymous 03/26/26(Thu)04:54:44 No.12866622

>>12866616
at least post your ears

Anonymous
03/26/26(Thu)04:56:45 No.12866624

Anonymous 03/26/26(Thu)04:56:45 No.12866624

>>12866622
triple-double of do it?? it's just an ear, we all have them after all

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Anonymous
03/26/26(Thu)04:59:04 No.12866627

Anonymous 03/26/26(Thu)04:59:04 No.12866627

>>12865935
Im a vampire btw

Anonymous
03/26/26(Thu)04:59:59 No.12866628

Anonymous 03/26/26(Thu)04:59:59 No.12866628

>>12866627
can u bite me

Anonymous
03/26/26(Thu)05:00:14 No.12866629

Anonymous 03/26/26(Thu)05:00:14 No.12866629

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>>12866624
actually

Anonymous
03/26/26(Thu)05:01:35 No.12866634

Anonymous 03/26/26(Thu)05:01:35 No.12866634

>>12866628
>>12866629
No

Anonymous
03/26/26(Thu)05:46:07 No.12866709

Anonymous 03/26/26(Thu)05:46:07 No.12866709

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>>12866627
Waa.... what a wonderful sun!

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Anonymous
03/26/26(Thu)05:48:23 No.12866712

Anonymous 03/26/26(Thu)05:48:23 No.12866712

>>12866709
MY EYES OHMUFCKIN GAWD IT BURNZŹZZ

Anonymous
03/26/26(Thu)05:55:51 No.12866720

Anonymous 03/26/26(Thu)05:55:51 No.12866720

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>>12866712
Ah... what a wonderful response.
Glad that I can smell BBQ some far away.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Anonymous
03/26/26(Thu)06:00:31 No.12866725

Anonymous 03/26/26(Thu)06:00:31 No.12866725

>>12866720
NOOOOOO DONT FUCKING EAT ME ILL GIVE U GAS

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Anonymous
03/26/26(Thu)06:00:38 No.12866726

Anonymous 03/26/26(Thu)06:00:38 No.12866726

>>12866629
probably not a good idea

Anonymous
03/26/26(Thu)06:04:36 No.12866730

Anonymous 03/26/26(Thu)06:04:36 No.12866730

>>12866726
Did you know that when you reply your replying to a post on here anon? :-D

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Anonymous
03/26/26(Thu)06:08:33 No.12866734

Anonymous 03/26/26(Thu)06:08:33 No.12866734

>>12866730
mindblown

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Anonymous
03/26/26(Thu)06:09:44 No.12866736

Anonymous 03/26/26(Thu)06:09:44 No.12866736

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>>12866725
Whatchu mean?
At some time ago my old man....
.... when it occured to me...
...However said was poTeto.
Don't you agree?

Finally looks up to you*
Ah.. Where did you go?
Atlast I was talking to the wind huh.
Life is just like this.
I'm going to Sudoku and Go somewhere.

Steps in your body ash whilst spitting in that direction because my plegm was sticky.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Anonymous
03/26/26(Thu)06:10:13 No.12866737

Anonymous 03/26/26(Thu)06:10:13 No.12866737

>>12866734
Yes, now bend over so I can put the sun where it belongs

Your fortune: Good Luck

Anonymous
03/26/26(Thu)06:12:05 No.12866739

Anonymous 03/26/26(Thu)06:12:05 No.12866739

>>12866736
SUPRISE *JUMPS OUT OF ASHES* LEMME SNIFF DA BOOTY

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Anonymous
03/26/26(Thu)06:17:25 No.12866743

Anonymous 03/26/26(Thu)06:17:25 No.12866743

>>12866737
nein

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Anonymous
03/26/26(Thu)06:19:25 No.12866744

Anonymous 03/26/26(Thu)06:19:25 No.12866744

>>12866743
Ill give you the Brazilian cock jujitsu

Your fortune: Average Luck

Anonymous
03/26/26(Thu)06:20:49 No.12866748

Anonymous 03/26/26(Thu)06:20:49 No.12866748

>>12866744
i only like women

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Anonymous
03/26/26(Thu)06:22:46 No.12866751

Anonymous 03/26/26(Thu)06:22:46 No.12866751

>>12866748
Im a futa desu

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Anonymous
03/26/26(Thu)06:24:48 No.12866752

Anonymous 03/26/26(Thu)06:24:48 No.12866752

>>12866751
you're an abomination

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Anonymous
03/26/26(Thu)06:30:43 No.12866754

Anonymous 03/26/26(Thu)06:30:43 No.12866754

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>>12866739
I'm loyal to my future spouse.
So touching me lewdly in any way, your private will go poof*
Save it for someone whose more worthy of you ね?

Your fortune: Good Luck

Anonymous
03/26/26(Thu)15:39:16 No.12867361

Anonymous 03/26/26(Thu)15:39:16 No.12867361

>>12866744
dubs

Anonymous
03/26/26(Thu)15:56:58 No.12867377

Anonymous 03/26/26(Thu)15:56:58 No.12867377

Im an uncircumcised American

Anonymous
03/26/26(Thu)16:00:10 No.12867383

Anonymous 03/26/26(Thu)16:00:10 No.12867383

>>12867377
Omg me too!!! I’m so glad I was spared the blade
Thanks mama :))

Anonymous
03/26/26(Thu)16:34:17 No.12867429

Anonymous 03/26/26(Thu)16:34:17 No.12867429

>>12867383
Yep thanks mom

Anonymous
03/26/26(Thu)17:01:00 No.12867467

Anonymous 03/26/26(Thu)17:01:00 No.12867467

>>12867377
all this and dubs too

Anonymous
03/26/26(Thu)23:47:45 No.12868110

Anonymous 03/26/26(Thu)23:47:45 No.12868110

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>>12865935
its walter white from evangelion

Anonymous
03/27/26(Fri)10:04:20 No.12868742

Anonymous 03/27/26(Fri)10:04:20 No.12868742

>>12867377
proof or foreskin

post hog or log off pilgrim

Anonymous
03/27/26(Fri)10:32:33 No.12868764

Anonymous 03/27/26(Fri)10:32:33 No.12868764

>>12866046
I have a party trick where I can inflate two balloons at once using my nostrils.
>>12866049
I don't know, but parties love my trick.

Anonymous
03/27/26(Fri)17:16:10 No.12869306

Anonymous 03/27/26(Fri)17:16:10 No.12869306

>>12868764
we should throw a party where everyone gets to show off cool tricks all night!

Anonymous
03/27/26(Fri)17:59:14 No.12869347

Anonymous 03/27/26(Fri)17:59:14 No.12869347

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My name is Walter Hartwell White.
I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104.
This is my confession.
If you're reading this shitpost, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader.
Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist.
Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition.
He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world.
Connections that he made through his career with the DEA.
I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of.
I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family.
Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak.
I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened.
Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them.
Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me pic related. I can't take this anymore.
I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family.
I... All I could think to do was to make this shitpost in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.