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Catfish

03/28/26(Sat)17:56:19 No.12871243

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Catfish 03/28/26(Sat)17:56:19 No.12871243 Archived

I tried to walk and get more beer but I was swerving into the street cuz I'm lit

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Catfish
03/28/26(Sat)17:57:11 No.12871246

Catfish 03/28/26(Sat)17:57:11 No.12871246

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maybe in like an hour I'll be sober enough

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Anonymous
03/28/26(Sat)18:07:03 No.12871274

Anonymous 03/28/26(Sat)18:07:03 No.12871274

did you goon

Anonymous
03/28/26(Sat)18:11:29 No.12871282

Anonymous 03/28/26(Sat)18:11:29 No.12871282

>>12871243
When I am drunk or otherwise fucked up, I have a secret ability I call "robot mode". I cannot walk straight, but the robot can take control and do it for me. Muscle memory takes over and brings me back to my house when I don't know which way is left or right.
If you don't possess this power then I'm not sure that it can be taught. The best suggestion I have is to do your best impression of a sober person. Pretend you're 15 and your mother is watching you and you don't want her to know that you're pissed.

Anonymous
03/28/26(Sat)18:12:06 No.12871284

Anonymous 03/28/26(Sat)18:12:06 No.12871284

>>12871243
they should have beer dleliveries.

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Catfish
03/28/26(Sat)18:19:22 No.12871297

Catfish 03/28/26(Sat)18:19:22 No.12871297

>>12871284
they do but paying $15 extra when I can just walk a block is diabolical as the kids say
give me half an hour I'll be good

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Anonymous
03/28/26(Sat)18:22:51 No.12871301

Anonymous 03/28/26(Sat)18:22:51 No.12871301

>>12871297
$15 to bring some beer is outrageous, that's like a whole 18 pack!

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Catfish
03/28/26(Sat)18:58:33 No.12871357

Catfish 03/28/26(Sat)18:58:33 No.12871357

I made it this time

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Anonymous
03/28/26(Sat)19:03:03 No.12871372

Anonymous 03/28/26(Sat)19:03:03 No.12871372

Catfish is s rank 3 Goonmeister in the Gooners guild of New York.
Though he has failed his rank 4 exam multiple times.

Catfish
03/28/26(Sat)19:04:48 No.12871377

Catfish 03/28/26(Sat)19:04:48 No.12871377

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>>12871372
yeah u gotta fal to actual CP to become a 4th dan goon mason
they called me a fag cuz I couldn't get up

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