I'm usually the one who cooks our meals and recently I came up with the genius plan of regularly cooking meals using beans, spacing them out just enough so that she doesn't suspect anything. Monday was burritos, Wednesday we had chili, and yesterday I tried this pizza bean dip recipe I found online. The variety in where each dish comes from further keeps her off my trail and this usually ensures that she has a constant supply of beans in her system at all times.
isn't that nonconsensual?
>>12871912Cook more cabbage, cauliflower and brussel sprouts for more farts. Cauliflower is extra effective on women for some reason.Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12871916Probably, but I think it's pretty innocent for now.