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03/29/26(Sun)06:40:14 No.12872256
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seuss 03/29/26(Sun)06:40:14 No.12872256 Archived
This is why you can't get a girlfriend.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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seuss
03/29/26(Sun)07:28:26 No.12872296
seuss 03/29/26(Sun)07:28:26 No.12872296
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The delicious ASIAN GORL gramgrams, or the young and MEAN ASIAN GORL loli. Take your pick.

Your fortune: Average Luck
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Goyling
03/29/26(Sun)07:41:38 No.12872315
Goyling 03/29/26(Sun)07:41:38 No.12872315
>>12872256
The real question is why do you want a girlfriend? Do you want to have sex, pass on your genetic line or simply have someone clean up after you?

These are the questions that need answering before you even consider getting a gf.
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seuss
03/29/26(Sun)07:43:17 No.12872319
seuss 03/29/26(Sun)07:43:17 No.12872319
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>>12872296
Won't someone please think of the defenseless ASIAN GORL!?

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
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seuss
03/29/26(Sun)07:43:47 No.12872321
seuss 03/29/26(Sun)07:43:47 No.12872321
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>>12872315
I want to pass my memes on to the next generation.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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seuss
03/29/26(Sun)07:47:21 No.12872326
seuss 03/29/26(Sun)07:47:21 No.12872326
>>12872321
The ASIAN GORL is ready for children??? Finally, I can grow up now... o_o

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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seuss
03/29/26(Sun)07:49:47 No.12872331
seuss 03/29/26(Sun)07:49:47 No.12872331
>>12872326
>>12872315
Bring kids into the next generation; we're going extinct! Black people are being genocided!!

Your fortune: Good Luck
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Anonymous
03/29/26(Sun)10:51:38 No.12872500
Anonymous 03/29/26(Sun)10:51:38 No.12872500
>>12872256
I don't know what this... thing... has to do with me not getting a gf. Explain.
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Anonymous
03/29/26(Sun)10:54:52 No.12872504
Anonymous 03/29/26(Sun)10:54:52 No.12872504
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Anonymous
03/29/26(Sun)11:33:14 No.12872544
Anonymous 03/29/26(Sun)11:33:14 No.12872544
my pussy is bigger than your dick
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Anonymous
03/29/26(Sun)12:00:54 No.12872577
Anonymous 03/29/26(Sun)12:00:54 No.12872577
>>12872544
the inside or outside?
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Anonymous
03/29/26(Sun)12:12:30 No.12872591
Anonymous 03/29/26(Sun)12:12:30 No.12872591
>>12872256
a fully loaded .38 with 6 monthly bullet and there were chicken spread all over the fields
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Anonymous
03/29/26(Sun)12:13:33 No.12872592
Anonymous 03/29/26(Sun)12:13:33 No.12872592
>>12872591
they never will admit impotence but somehow ...uhm...yeah
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Anonymous
03/29/26(Sun)12:14:01 No.12872593
Anonymous 03/29/26(Sun)12:14:01 No.12872593
>>12872577
Yes
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Anonymous
03/29/26(Sun)12:14:50 No.12872594
Anonymous 03/29/26(Sun)12:14:50 No.12872594
No I can't get a girlfriend because I have a wife.
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Anonymous
03/29/26(Sun)12:18:41 No.12872598
Anonymous 03/29/26(Sun)12:18:41 No.12872598
>>12872594
Wow you suck at logic.
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Anonymous
03/29/26(Sun)12:21:22 No.12872600
Anonymous 03/29/26(Sun)12:21:22 No.12872600
>>12872598
Well technically I can have a girlfriend. Just like I can smoke a bunch of crack. It's enjoyable but life ruining. The temptation is always there to trade long term stability for short term pleasure because I'm a fucking monkey and my brain is always telling me to do these things while I'm sitting around in a hotel room alone scratching my nuts.
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Anonymous
03/29/26(Sun)16:06:19 No.12872991
Anonymous 03/29/26(Sun)16:06:19 No.12872991
>>12872256
I look like this
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Anonymous
03/29/26(Sun)17:16:18 No.12873128
Anonymous 03/29/26(Sun)17:16:18 No.12873128
>>12872600
my wife brings girls we can fuck together. just saiyan.
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seuss
03/29/26(Sun)19:40:23 No.12873378
seuss 03/29/26(Sun)19:40:23 No.12873378
>>12872500
You can't get a gf because the ASIAN GORL has a broken foote.

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)11:01:28 No.12874500
Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)11:01:28 No.12874500
>>12872296
Built for BBC

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
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Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)11:19:01 No.12874519
Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)11:19:01 No.12874519
>>12874500
ur mum
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