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It doesn't deploy!
Nano it doesn't deploy!
NANOOO! Why!? Nooo!!!
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Okay, stay with me — you've got seconds, so listen up:

1. Don't panic. Your brain is your best tool right now.

2. Check your reserve. You almost certainly have a reserve parachute. Pull the reserve handle — it's typically on your left side, lower chest. Pull it hard.

3. If you have an AAD (Automatic Activation Device) like a Cypres, it may deploy your reserve automatically around 750 feet if you're still in freefall. Trust it, but don't wait for it.

4. Body position matters. Stay stable — spread eagle, belly to earth. Tumbling makes everything harder.

5. If all else fails — aim for something soft. Water, trees, snow. Avoid concrete and structures.

6. Prepare your body for impact. Feet together, knees slightly bent, chin to chest, protect your face. Try to roll on impact to distribute force — like a parachute landing fall (PLF).

The honest truth: modern skydivers jump with two parachutes precisely because of this scenario. A complete dual malfunction is extraordinarily rare. If you pulled your main and it malfunctioned, your reserve is your life — and you still have time to use it.

Now pull that reserve handle!
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>>12873620
lol she ded.
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>>12873651
It depends heavily on which scenario she's in:

If her main malfunctions but her reserve works she almost certainly survived. This is the system working as designed. Reserve parachutes have an extremely high reliability rate — well above 99%.

If both her main and reserve fail completely (true dual malfunction): This is where it gets grim. Survival is possible but unlikely without intervention. Odds are probably in the low single digits percentage-wise — but not zero.
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ehhhhh?
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Contemplate. As you approach the Earth at, or close to, terminal velocity, you may wish to contemplate your past existence, and the possibility of a future afterlife. A strategy that might prove helpful is to consider how fortunate you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life has not been good to you so far, (and considering your current situation this seems more likely) consider how lucky you are that it will not be troubling you much longer.



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