bought the blue thing
https://youtu.be/68ugkg9RePc
>>12877728lole i got brain freez because i ate it to fast aaaaaaaaa
>>12877720does it taste like blue?Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Why is raspberry flavor always blue? I have never seen a blue raspberry in my life.
>>12877731Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
REDYour fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12878384this one time it was blueberry! I was scared.Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12878386
IT'S REAL
>>12877720
>>12878580IT'S FAKE!?
If people saw how the blue thing is made, they would probably stop drinking it.
>>12878584I mean... name one food found in nature that is bright neon nlue.
>>12878616Horseshoe crab blood
>>12878386red thing>>12878509purple thing>>12878597is it really worth it?Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12878616Blue spirulina>>12878627Advocating for the crabs bc you’re a miserable crab yourself huhAt least you make over 1000$ so idk why u complain
>>12878616
don't worry about the blue thing
>>12878638Can you even eat that?
>>12878648Yes. You can grind it into a fine powder, then put it into a giant centrifuge to extract pure starch. Then you take that starch and through an enzymatic reaction convert it into pure fructose. Then you take that syrup of pure fructose, put it in water, add Blue #1, some artificial flavors, and freeze it into slush and viola, you've got the blue thing. It was corn the whole time!
>Completely ignores the facts and starts larping as Walter whiteLOOOOL
>>12878715I mean, his dad *is* the preeminent corn scientist of the USA
>>12878719It’d be different if anything pertaining to the us of a wasnt a laughing stock
>>12877731fuuuuck youuuchhhhhiezzz
>>12879330me?
https://youtu.be/nIuznHnJhFAYour fortune: Very Bad Luck
Listen up because I'm about to share my secret recipe for the most delicious homemade slushie you've ever tasted.You will need the following ingredients:2 Blue Bunny Bomb Pops (pic related). Accept no substitutes.1 12-oz can of Sprite, ice-cold.Pour the Sprite into a glass. Remove the sticks from the Bomb Pops and add them to the Sprite. Mix until thoroughly blended. Enjoy!
>>12878384Rubus leucodermis https://www.tradewindsfruit.com/rubus-leucodermis-blue-raspberry-seedsThey aren't blue enough though. I need that bright neon blue.Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12879800wishe's bunny pillsYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12879331ur heade hurty... :(
>>12880611dubs not anymore i took some Aspirin complex earlyer this day
>>12878384its because there were 2 many red flavors already like strawbebby and cherry so the marketers in charge of getting candy sold were like "what if we made one of these blue" n thats why raspberry flavor = blue. true story
I hope Jerma doesn't die apparently he's very sick and it's getting worse he's such a silly boy I don't want him to die
>>12880758i didnt know his butt was doing that bad is he gonna b ok :'cYour fortune: Good Luck
>>12880758He streamed yesterday!
>>12881066dubs
>>12879800dubs
>>12882333trips even
>>12878633unchecked doubles on page 10!
>>12881840he did but the whole point of the stream was to tell us he has ass pain and he's surviving on smoothies and sardines :(
>>12877720the blue thing is back