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i think we should all say one nice thing about catfish.
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I think catfish should be euthanized

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>12881053
in a nice way, right?
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>>12881049
He seems very stoic and resilient those are good qualities to have
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[s4s] wouldn't be the same without him
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who gives a fuck
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>>12881113
certainly not him
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>>12881076
true it would be better
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>>12881049
He can sometimes be an ok poster as long as he manages to keep his dick out of his mouth.
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Catfish are actually incredibly fascinating and underappreciated creatures! If you look past their slightly grumpy appearance, there are plenty of wonderful things to say about them:

They have literal superpowers: Catfish are essentially swimming tongues. They are covered from head to tail in taste buds—especially on their adorable "whiskers" (barbels). This allows them to taste their food from a distance in dark, muddy water without even opening their mouths.

They are devoted parents: In the fish world, it’s very common to lay eggs and immediately abandon them. But many catfish are fiercely protective parents. Catfish dads are especially known for building nests, guarding the eggs from predators, and fanning the water to make sure the babies get enough oxygen. Some species even carry their babies in their mouths to keep them safe!

They are the ultimate cleanup crew: Catfish play a vital role in their ecosystems. As bottom-feeders, they help clean up rivers, lakes, and oceans by eating decaying matter, which keeps the water healthy and balanced for all the other aquatic life.

Some of them are downright adorable: While people often picture massive, muddy river monsters, the catfish family is incredibly diverse. The Corydoras catfish, a popular pet in home aquariums, is tiny, peaceful, and scoots around the bottom of the tank with a wiggly, puppy-like energy that is incredibly endearing. There are even "glass catfish" that are completely transparent!

So, while they might not be the most glamorous fish in the water, they are highly adaptable, ecologically vital, and wonderfully unique animals with a charm all their own.
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Who?
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>>12881057
yes, it would be an act of compassion
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>>12881049
He's just being himself, thats what I like about him since I'm an honest type too. On the surface he's a jerk but on the hidden side he's kind.

Your fortune: Average Luck
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he has good music taste
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>>12881059
He's anything but stoic
He's a gluttonous drunk who thinks way too highly of himself than he should
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He has a nice smile
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he's a faggot
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>>12881473
maby its just a weird defensive mechanism because stuff
world is not on easy mode when you dont look like a supermodlel these days
id say be genuinely kind to him and show some forgiveness
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>>12881049
he has pretty eyes and I like his voice.
I guess that's all.
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>>12881049
Congratulations OP. You made the worst thread in the history of 4chan.
You'd be given the title of the faggiest op, if you didn't already hold it.
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>>12881049
I think catfish, she is a very nice namefig and I don't know why everyone is hating on her
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His WoW futa erp sessions were really good.
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>>12881522
catfish is chill when hes not goonposting. i feel bad for him since he had a rough life
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>>12881612
didnt mean to reply

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it doesnt actually taste that bad if you soak it in milk prior to cooking
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waow a catfish worship thread I missed cuz I was three sheets to the wind by then
*Scanning auspex*
so I'm honest, have good taste in music and ppl like my green eyes
more than I would've imagined y'all would give me I'll take it

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>12881619
memes aside blackened catfish is fucking great like all the food we thought was slop in the 1800s like lobster, crawfish and oxtail are now delicacies so figure that shit out
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sometimes i wonder if it is really two persons that would be one mesugaki griller and le angy american man and what did he get for screaming at or if he justs did it for le funsies me maby some nice goon sesh,s lole oh i wonder
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I like how my 4d tzeentch games always work I knew if I stopped replying to the fag he would start replying to me lol
I'm so good at this shit

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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the only winning move is not to le play im not replying to you as a person just as an idea
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>>12881049
he's very brave and unabashed
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>>12881635
Im awake now calm down

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Do you want to see what i can do with all the vocaroos you send to me, its le very simplel you take it and put this sound at le end c:
you just have to warp the reality a bit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKRvXTnoKaI
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>>12881638
https://voca.ro/11TG8608YVB0

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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oh it goes very well on chinese twittuh desu mhm
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At least he's funny
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>>12881668
to whom
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honest question: how could a benevolent, all powerful god allow someone like catfish to exist in the first place?
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>>12881049
Md Barry Farr
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>>12881671
https://voca.ro/1mXM77yEkuX5

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>12881686
want to see it how is it now?
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>>12881687
https://voca.ro/1agwVxwXDY85

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>12881688
damn bro you're brutal
maybe this board is all he has..
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>>12881688
I filtered that namefiggot because someone kept spamming his ugly mug just to be tbqh

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>12881688
dubs of okay, enjoy wagie cagie or whatever dont be to rude to your coworkers
it took me some effort to pull that off but you know if you want to have a coffee brand in japan you gotta make a candy first if ya know what i mean, probably nottu
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>>12881693
same but I filtered him because he never posts anything worth reading
I honestly think he's mentally ill
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>>12881693
yea it's cringe he tries to be cute when we all know he's a fat faced ugly
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>>12881700
doubles confirm!
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catfish has made me laugh really hard over the years but you have to catch him when he's going schizoid
he says the most insane shit but it's funny

Your fortune: Average Luck
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how fake is your instagram?
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i could say get exposed bich but that already habbend long time ago i wonder if someone who had both perceptions of it ever cared enough to really mail them, but they dont care they have enough simps that would pay for them, but Catfish is my whore lole
or something like this do you like this better?
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>>12881710
everytime you post it's like listening to a retarded person
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>>12881714
Hat auch seine Vorteile c:
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>>12881049
he should go into voice acting
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>>12882439
my voice sounds like shit
I listen to myself and think Christ I'm just a brute

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>12882451
lol thats funny you thought you were a distinguished gentleman?
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>>12882458
vain troglodyte suites my view of myself

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>12882451
perfect for gross and drunk characters
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>>12882451
Not the anon, you sound that NewYork accent type of mafia. "I need em ass, huge tats like badonkers, and a personality of the one who could crush my steel balls, literally terms and condition apply"

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>12882463
metacognition is all you need
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https://youtu.be/40exZAZbHT8
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>>12882522
I loathe petersen
I suspect you know this
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>>12882526
its because u hate washing your balls

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>12882463
imagine studying and grinding for years (maybe decades) for math and computer graphics just so you can make coom bait renders of popular vidya characters for losers like catfish to spill their seeds to.
god i wish that were me
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>>12882451
you sound kinda like this
https://youtu.be/IHuJGhe4oGw
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>>12882540
i do this

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