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I wishe
a dicke
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>>12881364
That's a man
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its too big
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>>12881372
What did you expect
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>>12881364
here's a dick.
*sip*

john yoo. you'd think he'd have the good sense to fade. but no.

shadow command will bring these guys out of the mothballs to muddy up the waters.

this man should have been prosecuted for sanctioning war crimes.

instead he's back in the limelight trying to undermine the current administration.

and that my friend is a dick.

*sip*

Your fortune: Average Luck
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Homosexuality leads to aids + hiv + monkeypox + fecal incontinence + gay marriages are some of the most unfaithful

Homosexuality leads you to hell.
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>>12881377
checking my're own dubs.
*sip*

you can't make this shit up.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torture_Memos

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>12881377
nobody shouls haf two check they're own dubs. i woll check thim freen
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>>12881383
thank you fren. this act of kindness shall not be forgotten and you will be rewarded by the egregore.

*sip*

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>12881392
um..whats a egergoer
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>>12881364
why God give these skinny, girly-faced guys such huge dicks, and give me a tiny little thing the size of a wart
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>>12881412
just gag on it already

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>12881498
meaty

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>12881412
estrogen paradoxically makes ur pebpsis bigger but only if you fapp a whole bunch the absence of testosterone eliminates morning wood and this is largely what keeps ur pebeos from atrophying f you don't use it
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>>12881505
i use mine ebery day ^^
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>>12881378
Not if you stick to handstuff and monogamy.
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>>12881378
any unsafe sex can do that, being hedonistic + being fucking stupid about it leads you to hell
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>>12881507
Can I watch?
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>>12881412
if you look at his hands this actually just a small ass cup
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his face is cooler than his cock

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>12881412
i love to nurse mosquito bites
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>>12881378
I stay safe by gooning to loli pussy, the last refuge for the heterosexual man
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why would someone with a dick like that ever want to become a tranny?
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>>12881372
>>12881715
you see a tranny?
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boys look like that now
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>>12881715
i love big dick femboys and tranners
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>>12881364
pls dont post such things here

go to >>>/b/ for this

we like to keep s4s family-friendly
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>>12881364
would suck, would
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>>12881574
I don't know, can you?
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>>12881364
popeye's dicken
>LOVE THAT DICKEN FROM POPEYE'S

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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she's so cunty

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>12882189
no, she's so dicky
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if this gets me hard does that make me gay?
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Everyone got a big ahh dih wtf </3
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>>12882205
you like women
men are gross and don't look like this without extreme amounts of effort
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>>12882209
Because getting high in stims, growing your hair out, slathering on makeup and not wearing pants is just *soooOOO* much effort.
lol. Lmao, even.
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>>12881511
unchecked doubles on page 10!
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>>12882228
lole
the greats make it look easy
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Faggot
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>>12883090
Why don’t you fuck him right in the asshole then and fill every orifice with your cock just to show him who’s the big bad straight boy boss huh
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>>12883100
Did I hurt your faggot little ego, you degenerate fuck.

Stop playing with assholes you filthy pig
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>>12883102
Just know when I defile your asshole it’s not for pleasure, it’s to show my disdain for anything righteous, you will know my pain through sodomy
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>>12883105
Only thing you defile is old socks you faggot
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>>12883110
weird way of communicating you want to do the ol’ Hanky panky with me you feminized emasculated sissy
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>>12883116
Such a degenerate freak show of human.
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>>12883122
Because humans are clean in the first place, sanitized one
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insanely hot

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>12883246
bury horny
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>>12883122
such a repeating set of numerals
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>>12883246
this is nice board

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>12884000
this is trips board
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>>12881364
>>>/b/
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This is actually a very aesthetic penis. Damn why do femboys always have enormous dicks?
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>>12884733
Being skinny and anorexic makes your dick look larger compared to the rest of your body
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>>12884937
that's an objectively long dicke though, like 6/7 inches
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>>12884954
7 isn't long, it's average size
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>>12884965
what about 4, is that long?
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>>12884966
i think thats borderline micropenis but you really dont need that much length, all the pleasure parts of the vagoo are 2-3 inches inside
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>>12885019
also the prostate in men is like 2 inches inside the bussy
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>>12885022
does it feel good? i don't want poop on my finger
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>>12885082
you're supposed to wash out ur butt before doing that also fasting helps a lot
i think any chatbot would be willing to go over the ins and outs of anal seggs
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>>12885082
you get used to it
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>>12881364
Id love to kneel for her n suck her off and also bottom for her and be degraded n choked by her n be her personal cumdump ty for reading my blog
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he works so much better as a dude, prison gay transcels are the worst



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