[s4s] - Why aren't you living out your sexual fantasies? - Sh*t 4chan Says

Anonymous

04/04/26(Sat)13:41:47 No.12884030

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Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)13:41:47 No.12884030 Archived

Why aren't you living out your sexual fantasies?

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Catfish
04/04/26(Sat)13:46:33 No.12884043

Catfish 04/04/26(Sat)13:46:33 No.12884043

because I'm at the park
...with CHILDREN!!!

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Yuji Sakai
04/04/26(Sat)13:55:55 No.12884057

Yuji Sakai 04/04/26(Sat)13:55:55 No.12884057

erectile dysfunction

Catfish
04/04/26(Sat)13:59:53 No.12884064

Catfish 04/04/26(Sat)13:59:53 No.12884064

>>12884057
not even being funny but if you literally hump Katie it can break your penis
prone boning

Your fortune: Outlook good

Anonymous
04/04/26(Sat)14:01:08 No.12884065

Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)14:01:08 No.12884065

i find that living out sexual fantasies reveals reality to be a lot duller than your imagination

King's
04/04/26(Sat)14:03:13 No.12884068

King's 04/04/26(Sat)14:03:13 No.12884068

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I am, my hands are my depraved and saintly polycule

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Anonymous
04/04/26(Sat)14:07:09 No.12884073

Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)14:07:09 No.12884073

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because of a plot by the BBC

Your fortune: Average Luck

Anonymous
04/04/26(Sat)14:10:47 No.12884078

Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)14:10:47 No.12884078

>>12884030
not soccer ...not sugar

avogadoposter
04/04/26(Sat)14:23:47 No.12884095

avogadoposter 04/04/26(Sat)14:23:47 No.12884095

>>12884030
im fat and schizophrenic lole

Anonymous
04/04/26(Sat)14:24:42 No.12884097

Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)14:24:42 No.12884097

>>12884068
please don't beat your girlfriends like that.

Anonymous
04/04/26(Sat)14:33:26 No.12884110

Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)14:33:26 No.12884110

>>12884030
it would probably be expensive and i heard killing myself is bad

Anonymous
04/04/26(Sat)15:57:00 No.12884200

Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)15:57:00 No.12884200

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I know I could have sex with lots of women if I tried, but I remain a volcel because I know it would only lead me to despair. I will remain an unmarried virgin my whole life.

Catfish
04/04/26(Sat)16:03:37 No.12884207

Catfish 04/04/26(Sat)16:03:37 No.12884207

>>12884200
it's funny because frieren is essentially a long mourning process

Anonymous
04/04/26(Sat)16:44:49 No.12884264

Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)16:44:49 No.12884264

>>12884030
too mentally lel for intimacy

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Anonymous
04/04/26(Sat)17:05:41 No.12884288

Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)17:05:41 No.12884288

>>12884207
I never watched frieren.

Catfish
04/04/26(Sat)17:11:26 No.12884300

Catfish 04/04/26(Sat)17:11:26 No.12884300

>>12884288
it's a manga
you read them

Your fortune: Outlook good

Anonymous
04/04/26(Sat)17:12:45 No.12884305

Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)17:12:45 No.12884305

>>12884300
It's both ackshully.

Anonymous
04/04/26(Sat)20:54:47 No.12884831

Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)20:54:47 No.12884831

im not looking for a relationship and im not interested in casual sex

Your fortune: Outlook good