girls is the eye makeup giving egirl or studious lmk
piss off whore
show us your lips bro
>>12884652no bro im paranoid
>>12884654lolYour fortune: Bad Luck
>>12884651ur actually annoying just hide the post
it's giving studious trust!! ur so pretty btw ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა
>>12884671thx sm!
it's giving slute, which is good
>>12884683ah, the polish last name? thanks!
>>12884663(You) could just go to soc
my penos grew
>>12884694and you could just rip your fingernails off one by one with some pliers
>>12884703hot
>>12884712n-no that's not hot, you creep! frickin die!
>>12884703you too? or you could just go back there
>>12884718back where
>>12884654show them now
Why do the cutest girls always end up being boys?
>>12884871perhaps you are just of the homosexual variety
>>12884871im not a boy stop inventing problems for yourself
>>12884876likely. see his affection for moloko
>>12884888cant be as strong as my affection for your trips
>>12884862fine damn
>>12884902mmm kissable
>>12884903
show breast bich
>>12884904?
>>12884910cant even spell bitch right im not sending nudes to an illiterate
>>12884913dont know
>>12884915Do you wanna be my live-in neet gf?
>>12884925can i have a kiss?
>>12884927im not a neet so no
>>12884902my penos grew againe
>>12884928well gee this is my last one
>>12884940penOS? what version are you on?
>>12884945SIX SEVEEEN
>>12884946
>>12884942that one isn't as sweet as your lips
>>12884956thank you but what do you think the star should i keep it
>>12884958wut star?
>>12884958yeah
>>12884960if you don't know and i dont know then who's flying the plane???also what do u think of the name its ankh like my signature necklace
>>12884646got any more pics?
>>12884973sure, don't you?
>>12884974this is me
>>12884974show us
>>12884977wow you look really familiar
>>12884978ok heres one i took of me playing the wordle on my jailbroken calc
>>12884982cool calc. got any pics of yourself?
>>12884982what do you study?
>>12884985psych
>>12884986what year?
>>12884984yeah heres one of me eating bread from a bag
>>12884989freshman
>>12884990that's pretty lewd
>>12884993>technically forensic psychology but who gaf
>>12884990no any other face pics?
>>12884998yeah but ill post em when i want to so stay tuned
>>12885000nice
when are the girls here gonna come answer my question these fellas are just jesting around
>>12885006make the OP more direct in soliciting female answers
>>12885006the thing is, you're competing with them for the attention of the board.
>>12885009see id be open to male opinions but it seems like they are only interested in busting their shit to me
>>12885012you're just so dang pretty
>>12885012isn't that the point? to look physically attractive?
>>12885014thanks, but im curious like what compels a man to go on 4chan to ask a fem anon for tit pics instead of literally just going on /b/ where there are genuinely hundreds of tit pics
>>12885016i mean like yeah obviously i wanna look good in my pics but i dont do it for coomers thats kinda gross
>>12884646you look like your plan has always been to pay your way through school with OF
>>12885021it feels more special when it comes from someone you talk to directly. why do you think onlyfans is so popular?
>>12885026ok thanks for the input but im on the track to law school on scholarship and roth investments
>>12885021you don't need to show your tits. just show us more of your beautiful face
>>12885025all men are coomers. are you doing it for other women then?
>>12885021it's ungodly how dumb women can be
>>12885032i mean id love to talk to girls on here for sure. of course, attention from the opposite sex is nice but when its gross its gross.
>>12885029are you hiding your mouth or your nose?
>>12885034what's your degree in again?
>>12885037my identity im too shy to share my full face
>>12885038shitpostan'
>>12885041full on neet talking about "ungodly how dumb women can be" ungodly how hypocritical men can be
>>12885038i work at a nonprofit thrift store
>>12885042shitposting is an artform, you wouldn't get it
>>12885045with a major in organizing the 99 cent rack?
>>12885042boys rule, girls drool. everybody knows this.
lots of big shots in these replies
>>12885048i'm a CS major but the work sucked
>>12885042math and cs major
>>12885054oh that's tuff actually. i wanted to do cybersecurity for a while but im way too into the humanities to touch it for a career
>>12885057do all of you do computer science
>>12885042wow you really didn't like that word
>>12885064which one? ungodly, how, dumb, women, can, or be?
>>128850624chan, neetdom, compsci, animeall these go hand in hand
>>12885070im not big into anime but i do like the yotsuba&! manga
>>12885067be
>>12885067is that how they teach you to talk in court?
>>12885073wouldn't know, im doing undergrad
>>12885072yeah don't EVER say "be" to me again faggot!! ill sue your ass to hell!!
>>12885075D: you can't say that
>>12885070anine ananaananen bananenYour fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12885078yes i can im a boy and girl kisser im a fag through and through
>>12885084you're a walking stereotype, girl
>>12885087stereotype of what? fun and awesomeness? correct.
At least this one is legally an adult.
>>12885115probably still won't be enough for some people. they still don't believe mel is an adult
>>12885115barely
>>12885127fr
what kind of socks do you wear
>>12885249i get them from circus ny the cotton blend
>>12885251what shoes do you wear to school
>>12885253uh like adidas campuses
>>12885254are your pants wide
>>12885255sometimes i guess
>>12885256have you had your first kiss
>>12885257yep
>>12885258grooss
>>12885251what color are they?
>>12885260what's gross about a first kiss
>>12885258is it a good memory
>>12885261maroon and cream
>>12885264yes
>>12885265this is a curveball
>>12885265can we see them?
>>12885269i dont know i have a feeling this is a weird sexual thing
>>12885266you should just tell us your life story i give you your blogposter pass
>>12885271just want to see how cute they are
how was your bat mitzvah
>>12885275im not jewish
>>12885272aint blogposting kind of discouraged on here
>>12885276you should be
>>12885274i mean here is the online listing
>>12885278i'm munch i'm kind of a big deal around here and i say go ahead
>>12885279im against organized religion
>>12885282never heard of u lowkey
>>12885288girls stick up for girls ;))
>>12885291as long as they aren't mean to me hell yeah
>>12885282Wow the original munch? You're like my hero
>>12885282watch out i got a permaban for impersonating herYour fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12885288Shut your mouth, newfig. Munch and swaglord were the founding fathers of [s4s].
>>12885282if ur this "munch" fella then why are you not a namefag
>>12885296yes sir damn
>>12885278you can still do some blogposting since you're a cute girl
>>12885300fair enough we do get away w a lot
>>12885297long story let's just say it started with Magick and ended with a call to CJNG B-)))))
>>12885303mexican cartel huh?
ur def fucking w me but i respect the hustle
>>12885300>>12885301
>>12884646what's around your neck
>>12885321an ankh
oh duh
>>12885324damn u a super fan saving my last post
>>12885323do you have genetic memory of the captivity in egypt
>>12885329im tortured by it every waking hour
>>12885329Oh shidd someone is about to get their cultural appropriation checked
>>12885326you were right about short hair but you ruined it by making it a groupthink thing
>>12885331i wrote exodus so who is the real appropriator
>>12885332i just think more girls should have short hair
>>12885315she looks like someone who's never cut this one is 1 in a million
>>12885333I would say you're full of shit, but those trips don't lie
>>12885337are you a rational egoist
>>12885340Fuck Ayn Rand
>>12885339bet you feel real silly rn
>>12884646i love your strap
>>12885340more of an absurdist if anything at all
>>12885347thanks. you'd look great in it too
>>12885348
>>12885351hey sue me
>>12885338me?
>>12885353you seem way too reasonable for that
>>12885324do you wear the ring to scare preds?
>>12885354yeah i indulge in other forms of self destruction, such as post-secondary education
>>12885338>>12885354she's not all that special. I'm gonna keep waiting for blackberry's 18th birthday
>>12885355no i wear the ring cause it was my grandmothers and it only fits on my ring finger
>>12885360that's too bad i wanted to hear about your marriage
>>12885359yikes thats kind of embarrassing. you couldn't even make it on vulnerable girls on discord?
>>12885363tumultuous... best not to get into it
>>12885360i inherited a cactus from my grandmother it's the only plant i've been able to keep alive
gb2>>>/soc/ this is le funny meme boarde not attention farming e-slute boardeYour fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12885367that's poetic. the ring used to have pearl but it fell off. im thinking about getting it fixed soon
>>12885365how badly do you typically embarrass yourself in an argument
>>12885369every board is le funny meme board fucking idiot
>>12885373not badly, to be honest. i was very very good at debate in high school. now it certainly depends on the subject matter but i can keep up with most people
>>12885369I'd rather look at pictures of cute e-grillers than fatfish, gado and katie peach
i feel like there's a 50/50 chance i'm right if i guess you're gay married
>>12885374correct, memes are welcome everywhere but a 0-personality washed up roastie like you is only fit for /soc/Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
>>12885381no bro im university calm down
>>12885383it's legal to date girls before you graduate
>>12885382nice fresh insult! way to showcase YOUR perfectly unique personality
>>12885384bet you'd like to watch
>>12885374what do you think of /soc/?
>>12885388I'm not showcasing anything, that's why I never put on a name. I'm just trying to enjoy this funny little board but it seems every slut and simp on the net needs to come astroturf it because obviously you're just way too special to post this vapid shit on the board where it actually belongs. Dubs.Your fortune: Average Luck
how many different penises have you had in your vagina?Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12885393checked the place out once. not of any interest to me
>>12885390i just need to imagine the person you talk back to
>>12885395not a very appropriate question, dont you think?
>>12885396do you think your threads would fit better there?
>>12885394then hide the post, faggot. im really not sure what to tell you here
>>12885399so... a lot? double digits at least I'm guessingYour fortune: Good Luck
>>12885401if you promise to let her stay i promise i'll stop ruining the rest of the board with my bad attitudeYour fortune: Bad Luck
>>12885404funny you say that. god has cursed me with infidick, a state of perpetual intercourse with with 20 dicks per nanosecond.
>>12885403Don't tell me anything, just leave. Or take the name off and lurk long enough to learn how not to be an insufferable attention whoring slut for more than 5 secondsYour fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12885401stop with the leading questions you'll blow my case
>>12885357do you have a bookshelf
>>12885413you've used the word whore at least once per reply. want to borrow my thesaurus?
>>12885418sure i do
>>12885419Die from sepsis you scabies ridden hussyYour fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12885416just defend your threads' presence here against that other anon
>>12885423hussy is an okay next choice. my personal favorite is trollop.
>>12885420why are you waiting for me to ask?
>>12885424im having conversations, aren't i? and i haven't fed into the gross shit the coomers are saying so... safe to say im not whoring around
>>12885426you wanna see my bookshelf?
>>12885429please don't try to get off on making me beg
>>12885428then you can stay
>>12885429if it's all school books i'm leaving
>>12885434nah nah trust its not ill get a photo for you freaks
>>12885423cry more
>>12885436
scabies is a bug???
>>12885442for real, its not even sexually transmitted. you get it from sleeping it dingy hotels
>>12885441barack obama really sets the tonei'd probably leave with introducing postmodernism under my shirt if i visited you, mind on plants would also be fun to own but that one would be tougher to hide
>>12885453the genetic book of the dead is super fascinating, i highly recommend. it delves into the origins of life from the cellular level onwards
>>12885454not to be an annoying geek but hidden behind my lotion is Dune my fav science fiction book ever
>>12885457you should read solaris it's pretty good
>>12885458ive heard good things about that one
>>12885457Lotion + Dune? Are you flicking your bean to the kwisatz haderach or something?
this bitch reeks of spicy perfume
>>12885461its scented... that'd mess up my pH big time.
>>12885463interesting theory, but not quite! im super into fragrance and gravitate towards light florals and deep vanillas
>>12885465Imagine the smell
>>12885467yep, im imagining. i can smell it now... light florals and deep vanillas.
i'd read a radical sex ed book written in the 80'sthere's at least 10 things in there i'd take with me and at least 10 i'd throw in a fire
>>12884646AI gooner bros, make some porn of this e-whore.
>>12885469my mom got that for me when i was like 13... never got rid of it lol
>>12885470there's not much to go off of, but you can try
>>12885465you can't hide anything from me
>>12885475ah, but that one isn't spicy! it's actually quite a light sort of vanilla with some tea undertones
how educated are your parents
>>12885479educated enough to educate me
>>12885480do you go on brainy dates
>>12885481what do you mean by brainy?
>>12885474I'm not gonna use AI to make deepfake porn, but you should be careful what you ask for. I think you'll find AI is very good at filling in the blanks.
>>12885483the type of date people go on to peacock how smart they are
>>12885484this is killing me bro who is that
>>12885485uh no not really. i usually like to go on a nice hike and talk
>>12885488physical activity naturally gets your mouth running so this is actually the smartest date idea of all
>>12885491i am a true brainiac
do you have the nuts to ice skate
>>12885495absolutely not. im partial to rollerblading but even then, ive had some pretty cartoonish falls on the rink
Who is your favorite philosopher?
>>12885496falling is the best part
>>12885497probably jeremy betham. before you call me a libtard, i already know.
you should destroy my confidence before i go so i can leave with something
>>12885507how should i do that, then?
>>12885510Tell him that his simping is in vain because you would never even care about a stupid [s4s]er and that he's probably a neet and mentally lel and that he dusgusts you
>>12885507your simping is in vain because i would never even care about a stupid [s4s]er and you're probably a neet and mentally ill and you disgust me
>>12885510idk i just wanted to lol at your attempt at being mean
>>12885522i can be mean, but not to those i dont know. i know nothing about you.
>>12885541i can work with feeling small and insignificant next to you
>>12884646SHOW COCK
where's the picture we were promised
>>12885084what's the farthest you've ever gone with a girl? you're not a poser, right?
>>12885359and then?
>>12884646its giving shitty insta filter
>>12886054what’s it to you?
>>12886209fuck yeah
>>12886277are you mexican?
>>12886623what do you think
>>12886653dunno that's why i ask.
>>12886660no im not
>>12886661spain?
>>12886677no i was born and raised on american soil. my grandfather owned an oil rig
>>12886682>implying you're an immigrantagain, from where?
>>12886686i immigrated from a lesser celestial plane to my mother's womb, if that's what you're asking
>>12886689Did they speak spanish on that plane?
>>12886689god, why are you so annoying to talk to?
>>12886691no. what is your deal?
>>12886694because you're asking stupid fucking questions. what part of "born and raised in america" indicates that im an immigrant
>>12886699god, you really are a pedantic nicer. you, your parents, your grandparents, same difference. first, second, third generation immigrant.
>>12886709man i dont know my great great grandmother on my moms side immigrated from czechoslovakia
>>12886732weird. what race are you?
>>128867372white bro
>>12886739i guess it makes sense why you're so basic.
>>12886756naturally
>>12886765now that we have that out of the way what did you think of tay tay's new album?
>>12886788i dont like taylor swift. and even if i did, her the quality of her music has 100% decreased since she hit billionaire status. i wouldn't bother with anything she puts out nowadays
this is awesome
>>12886811what do you like?
>>12886826
this is a really bad thread
>>12886850I think it's a great thread and that ankh is a fantastic addition to board culture. I'm glad that she's posting here.
>>12886852there's no boobs just some egotistical whore
>>12886826i have pretty eclectic taste. i like blues/soul like howlin wolf, ray charles, john lee hooker, etc; hiphop like tribe called quest, the pharcyde (saw them in concert), mf doom; grungey stuff like the pixies, sonic youth, alice in chains; classics like jimi hendrix, led zepplin, the doors; some jazz and triphop, and nu metal like korn and snot
>>12886860trvke
>>12886860go on /b/, you'll find plenty there :)
>>12886862and new wave and industrial
>>12886860like ur mom XDYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12886862cringe tourist. how about you pick one genre and really dive deep into it.
>>12886867my bad bro ill see myself out if my "whoring" is bruising you guys' egos
>>12886872like??
>>12886881noo, stay. You're cool
>>12886874because music is so diverse. why pick one?
>>12886881Nah, you can stay. But you should post tits first.
>>12886862do you drive your kids in a hatchback
>>12886884I loveee KMFDM, filter, and NIN for industrial. as for new wave, of course, tears for fears, talking heads, and the b-52s
>>12886890never going to happen but i appreciate the dedication
>>12886896only on weekends
i love girlsYour fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12886909she's a man baby
>>12886841Hey nice I'm named after this guy lol
whatever, butthole be upon ye>>12886852fuck off dude shes barging into other threads telling people what to post, god you'll defend any girl just for having a vagina
>>12886918forgot my butthole
>>12886918its fucking 4chan i can do whatever i want
>>12886918>fuck off dude shes barging into other threads telling people what to postthis is so hot
>>12886915ok
>>12886920so just because you can you will?
>>12886927do waht thou wilt
>>12886920im gonna do ur momYour fortune: Excellent Luck
bump limit reached
>>12886927you guys are genuinely posting drawings of borderline kids getting fucked in the ass i dont think theres a limit
>>12886919mikugirl...
worry not my dark flame i shall protect you from the anime paedosYour fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
>>12886946i miss her
>>12886945>BUT THAT'S MUH 4CHAN CULCHA YOU NORMGROID TOURIST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>12886945>drawings are kidsthis is why you aren't welcomeYour fortune: Good Luck
>>12886946rapemeat...Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12886957Don't you get it! Those drawings are way more important than the kids my dad is diddling!
>>12886956the guy you're quoting is speaking the truth
>>12886945the miku thread? lol
>>12886957lolis are kids that pedos have given a different name to gaslight themselves into believing they aren't chomos
>>12886975it's like a high iq julieseriously you're wasting your time hating on this place, maybe farm views on tiktok or something
>>12886979alrighty, then ill stop posting on this board
>>12886983take me with you
does your boyfriend know you're attention whoring for lonely guys on the internet?
>>12886983wow you're not like julie at all thenthat was easy
>>12886975didja know that a large amount of lolicon artists are women, and that the largest consumers of lolicon art and stories are young women?Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12886989you know that's not possible for us...
>>12886983see you tomorrow
>>12886990if that's what you want to call it, then yes. we sometimes scroll through the replies together.
>>12886999trips of truth
>>12886999prob not
>>12887001>if that's what you want to call itwhat else could you call it lol
>>12887001how will your boyfriend feel once someone posts the inevitable tribute to one of your photos?
>>12887005I'm not a whore, I'm a prostitute!
>>12886996scary...
i'll never plant my simp flag elsewhere
>>12886996vile beasts
>>12886990her boyfriend probably loves other men ogling his woman
this girl is a perfect square
>>12887009my penis got scared straight
>>12886996uosse...!!! TTOTT
>>12887013she acts and looks like my brothers ex wife (not a good thing)i bet she doesn't even have b cups
>>12887021>doesn't even have b cups
>>12884646how many pairs of glasses do you own? i want to see you in cat eyes
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO COMPARE HER TO JULIEYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12887041because it's a pathetic attempt at trolling some "incels" like we give a shit
>>12887043but you act like incels
>>12887049no we act like memers go to r9k or pol for incels
>>12887050you will always be my mortal fiend Yuji Sakai
>>12887063ripa and mikugirl were good femanons cause they didn't make having ovaries their whole personality
ankh, you still there?
>>12887092look like she's gone
she was kind of interesting why’d you guys have to scare her away
>>12887335name back onYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12887344huh 0_o
>>12887350he might be implying you're bavi trailer dude who loves to simp
>>12887390not even simping.... im just sayin' she seemed a lot less boring than the other fem anons here
>>12884646I miss you. Will you come back?
What’s your bra size?
