I love classic Christmas songs, but are there any cool Easter songs?
easter is kind of a nothingburger holiday. like, its there, people treat it like its a major holiday like christmas or something, but nobody really does anything for it
>>12886397To quote Patrice O'Neal "the Jews beat the shit outta jesus, that's Easter yay!! Go find that egg stupid"But the funnier implications that every holiday in America is an excuse to consume. Candy. Food. Pointless ornaments.Every holiday is quantified by a silently accepted social notion of conformity.Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12886397Well inside the Church, Easter is more celebrated than Christmas. They are actually very busy this time of year. But you're probably referring to the commercial side, which case, I agree, little can compare to Christmas, but Easter is commercialised, and people do things during it.Most notably are the mass produced chocolate eggs which many big brands such as nestle get in on. There are also typical decorations such as ribbons and bonnets. In England, Easter always occurs during school half term, and also comes with a bank holiday weekend, meaning an extra long weekend for families to take outings. There are also many events that go on, such as Easter egg hunts, painting eggs, and making cornflake buns with those little chicks in them.I'm sure there are many Easter songs too, even if they are just Christian hymns, so that is why I made this thread
btw it's strange to observe a religious holiday while your feed barks about the turmoil in Iran like I'm sure even Muslims and Christians had enough mutual respect to not engage warfare during these eventsYour fortune: Good Luck
>>12886397Americans are so culturally desensitized like thatYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66r6tsgLT4g
no actually, i dont think theres anymaybe we should write a classic easter song!ill start:"my foreskin is itchy"
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>>12886558Then where do Easter eggs come from?
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