[s4s] - Hey anons, make me some original Chuck Norris joke - Sh*t 4chan Says

Anonymous

04/06/26(Mon)11:19:53 No.12888126

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Hey anons, make me some original Chuck Norris jokes please

Anonymous
04/06/26(Mon)11:24:58 No.12888138

Anonymous 04/06/26(Mon)11:24:58 No.12888138

there are no orignal chuck norris jokes left
its a lost art that time moved on

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Anonymous
04/06/26(Mon)12:53:49 No.12888249

Anonymous 04/06/26(Mon)12:53:49 No.12888249

damn you people really are cynical

Yuji Sakai
04/06/26(Mon)13:13:00 No.12888288

Yuji Sakai 04/06/26(Mon)13:13:00 No.12888288

you think chuck norris is a joke?

Anonymous
04/06/26(Mon)14:45:40 No.12888461

Anonymous 04/06/26(Mon)14:45:40 No.12888461

>>12888126
Chuck Norris doesn't have to solve any captcha

bavi trailer dude
04/06/26(Mon)15:26:53 No.12888500

bavi trailer dude 04/06/26(Mon)15:26:53 No.12888500

Chuck Norris didn't die, he just advanced to the next level.

Anonymous
04/06/26(Mon)15:29:01 No.12888502

Anonymous 04/06/26(Mon)15:29:01 No.12888502

>>12888126
Formerly Sneed's

Anonymous
04/06/26(Mon)15:32:37 No.12888509

Anonymous 04/06/26(Mon)15:32:37 No.12888509

>>12888126
if chuck norris ate a bunch of rocks, he could keep them in his stomach to digest food like a dinosaur because his realy tough and a normal person can't do that

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Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)00:39:24 No.12889419

Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)00:39:24 No.12889419

>>12888288
unchecked doubles on page 10!

Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)00:43:02 No.12889427

Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)00:43:02 No.12889427

"there are no chuck norris jokes, you are mom ate them all"

this is my chuck noris joke do not steal

Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)00:46:30 No.12889433

Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)00:46:30 No.12889433

>>12889427
"There are no chuck norris jokes, you are mom ate them all"

I stole this anon's Chuck, if you know what I mean~

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)08:32:39 No.12889866

Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)08:32:39 No.12889866

>>12888126
Chuck Norris stands faster than you run

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)08:36:27 No.12889868

Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)08:36:27 No.12889868

>>12888126
Chuck Norris isn't nice,
Nice is Chuck Norris.

Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)08:54:36 No.12889882

Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)08:54:36 No.12889882

Chuck, I took your Norris(nose)~

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)08:56:06 No.12889884

Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)08:56:06 No.12889884

I had constipation then I looked at Chuck Norris and it scared the shit out of me

Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)09:10:25 No.12889895

Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)09:10:25 No.12889895

When Chuck #norris has a shit, its like a grenade going off in the toilet and he doesn't even care

Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)09:12:05 No.12889898

Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)09:12:05 No.12889898

Chuck Norris got bowel cancer, then the cancer got Chuck Norris and died

Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)09:14:07 No.12889901

Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)09:14:07 No.12889901

>>12889898
Nice one.

Your fortune: Good Luck

Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)09:21:25 No.12889905

Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)09:21:25 No.12889905

Duke Nukem's gum came from Chuck Norris's pocket.

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Fiddle Me Pingas
04/07/26(Tue)23:47:56 No.12890783

Fiddle Me Pingas 04/07/26(Tue)23:47:56 No.12890783

>>12888126
Chuck Norris didn't die,He got tired of fighting everyone on earth so he headed to the underworld to defeat Satan and Lucifer to bring peace and harmony to earth.