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Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)15:19:18 No.12892042
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Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)15:19:18 No.12892042
Can [s4s] explain the meaning of this ancient Sumer joke?
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Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)15:21:18 No.12892046
Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)15:21:18 No.12892046
Niggers tongue my anus.
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Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)15:22:29 No.12892049
Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)15:22:29 No.12892049
>>12892042
He can't see but he can see the alcoholic drink to open it.
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Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)15:33:50 No.12892066
Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)15:33:50 No.12892066
>>12892042
because they never opened the windows in the tavern

Your fortune: Average Luck
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Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)15:33:53 No.12892068
Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)15:33:53 No.12892068
One day Jesus was walking with his dog and for whatever reason at that moment God granted it the ability to speak and the dog said Shabbat! Stop torturing me! And Jesus said I'm so sorry I didn't realize you were in pain. Why didn't you say something? but the dog had walked away
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Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)15:43:32 No.12892077
Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)15:43:32 No.12892077
>>12892042
i think i heard once it had something 2 do w a pun on the word 4 tavern n it's basically like a toilet joke or something. or like a butt joke? its somethin kinda naughty i think. like the dog opens someones butthole lole
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Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)15:52:48 No.12892088
Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)15:52:48 No.12892088
>>12892077
He literally said he can't see but he will choose which one to open. It doesn't get more simpler then that. It's even funny because a dog is the one saying it but not importantly then that how is he going to open it because he has no hands
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Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)15:55:03 No.12892091
Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)15:55:03 No.12892091
the underwhelming truth is that the sumer people where just incredibly unfunny
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Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)15:56:38 No.12892094
Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)15:56:38 No.12892094
>>12892091
heartbreaking
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Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)16:01:25 No.12892098
Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)16:01:25 No.12892098
That's like asking to explain why 6-7 is funny
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Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)16:03:26 No.12892102
Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)16:03:26 No.12892102
>>12892091
Jokes are for fools
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Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)16:08:27 No.12892112
Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)16:08:27 No.12892112
>>12892102
unfunny cope
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Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)16:10:24 No.12892115
Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)16:10:24 No.12892115
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>>12892091
I disagree.
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Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)16:23:24 No.12892140
Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)16:23:24 No.12892140
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>>12892091
>sumerfigs
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Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)16:25:24 No.12892144
Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)16:25:24 No.12892144
>>12892112
Says the shit poster (lol)
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Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)16:27:40 No.12892150
Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)16:27:40 No.12892150
>>12892098
I'm pretty sure I get it. It's actually quite interesting linguistically. Never seen anyone else talk about it.
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Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)16:37:24 No.12892156
Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)16:37:24 No.12892156
I need me a time machine
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Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)16:44:14 No.12892159
Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)16:44:14 No.12892159
>>12892144 dubs
see what I mean?
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Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)16:47:10 No.12892161
Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)16:47:10 No.12892161
its spring tho not summer

Your fortune: Outlook good
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Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)16:47:56 No.12892162
Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)16:47:56 No.12892162
>>12892042
The dog has paws and can't open any of the drinks so he opens up his urine stream all over the bar.
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Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)16:48:50 No.12892164
Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)16:48:50 No.12892164
>>12892161
lole
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Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)17:26:11 No.12892222
Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)17:26:11 No.12892222
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>>12892091

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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bavi trailer dude
04/08/26(Wed)18:03:54 No.12892264
bavi trailer dude 04/08/26(Wed)18:03:54 No.12892264
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The joke is cow tools.
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Anonymuos
04/08/26(Wed)18:44:43 No.12892340
Anonymuos 04/08/26(Wed)18:44:43 No.12892340
>>>/an/5094225

Your fortune: Good Luck
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Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)18:52:39 No.12892348
Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)18:52:39 No.12892348
A spikedog walked into a tavern and said:
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Catfish
04/08/26(Wed)18:56:17 No.12892356
Catfish 04/08/26(Wed)18:56:17 No.12892356
>>12892348
Hair of the spikedog that bit me, lloyd.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
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Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)19:48:49 No.12892410
Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)19:48:49 No.12892410
Surelly they maked a hand signal to give sense to joke.

Your fortune: Outlook good
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Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)20:03:09 No.12892432
Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)20:03:09 No.12892432
The joke is it was a blind dog and he was in a bathroom and opened the toilet bowl for a drink because dogs do that
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bavi trailer dude
04/08/26(Wed)20:04:07 No.12892433
bavi trailer dude 04/08/26(Wed)20:04:07 No.12892433
>>12892432
Did they have flushable toilets in ancient Sumeria?
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Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)20:05:25 No.12892435
Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)20:05:25 No.12892435
>>12892433
What am I a fuckin ancient sumerian toilet expert
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ancient sumerian toilet expert
04/08/26(Wed)20:26:32 No.12892453
ancient sumerian toilet expert 04/08/26(Wed)20:26:32 No.12892453
>>12892433
No.
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Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)20:50:10 No.12892493
Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)20:50:10 No.12892493
>>12892432
Damn I never thought of that. The dog goes so hard that even though he is blind he knows that he is in a tavern, hence he will drink anything.

That blind dog tough af
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Anonymous
04/09/26(Thu)01:18:06 No.12892877
Anonymous 04/09/26(Thu)01:18:06 No.12892877
>>12892042
probably a phonetic joke that's lost when translated to English.
Like the joke "When is a door not a door? When it's ajar." How many languages does that one work in?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Anonymous
04/09/26(Thu)04:42:02 No.12893087
Anonymous 04/09/26(Thu)04:42:02 No.12893087
>>12892042
fr*cken Sumerfigs....
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Anonymous
04/09/26(Thu)16:58:49 No.12893900
Anonymous 04/09/26(Thu)16:58:49 No.12893900
>>12892877
Two same numbers!
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Anonymous
04/09/26(Thu)19:17:15 No.12894012
Anonymous 04/09/26(Thu)19:17:15 No.12894012
>>12893900
dubs on dubs
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who
04/09/26(Thu)21:31:44 No.12894197
who 04/09/26(Thu)21:31:44 No.12894197
>>12892264
in the future this will be regarded as the oldest joke in the world

Your fortune: Good Luck
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Anonymous
04/09/26(Thu)21:37:48 No.12894209
Anonymous 04/09/26(Thu)21:37:48 No.12894209
>>12892435
so we know the Sumerians had time travel now
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Anonymous
04/10/26(Fri)01:25:49 No.12894585
Anonymous 04/10/26(Fri)01:25:49 No.12894585
>>12894012
dubs gone wild

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Anonymous
04/10/26(Fri)01:39:01 No.12894610
Anonymous 04/10/26(Fri)01:39:01 No.12894610
I don't understand why the obvious answer ("open this one" would make listeners assume its for alcohol, but it would actually refer to opening his eyes) isn't seen as likely
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