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has anyone ever made real friendships off of esfores?
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>>12900593
Yeah
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>>12900593
I met my wife on s4s
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>>12900614
will you be my friend?
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>>12900619
you're not the nigger who groomed milk, right?
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>>12900624
what would that even mean? niggers can't even drink milk...they have lactose intolerance.
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>>12900620
Sure
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>>12900633
i actually want to make friends with anons, but i don't want to give away any personal info.
since everyone uses discord i'd have to create an account, but inside a vm with a fake phone number.
i also don't have a microphone so i guess i have to buy one.
can you give me your discord, so that when i set it all up we can chat?
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>>12900630
but they can groom it
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who wanna play cs2 premier
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>>12900778
me me me
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no.. i s*xed a griller from /soc/ once though
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>>12900778
what elo are you?
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>>12900820
was she fat and stinky?
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>>12900593
NO!

"Death to America"

it's over dude. your getting a new government.

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>12900832
she was a little chubby but not obese by any means and her hygiene was fine. she went by lintel_soups iirc but I can't find any pics of her. This was like 10 years ago.
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>>12900852
>10 years ago
things have changed, buddy.
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Once I added a s4s frien to trauma bond and said I was extremely depressed and also we could voice chat and look for skribs and games to play
I added him and he has no mic
And 4 days later when I said I was sad he acted surprised ans I was like remember I said I was a sad anon about like stuff and needed a friend and he said no

So uh that went well
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I would like to make new friends but people get upset with me because I don't message them every day. They think I've lost interest and hate them now or something.
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>>12900860
this is nice board

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>12900862
well, have you?
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i am too afraid of the owrld to make friends but i make oc sometimes and when other people use it i feel like thats a form of friendship
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>>12900822
im almost 10k
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>>12900875
i can carry you. i was mg 2 back in the day. just need a day or two for warmup and i'm back.
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imagine being soulless enough to play cs
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ok guys im gonna post my username in 2 mins and then insta delete it
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>>12900891
it's the best competitive tactical shooter in the market.
you wouldn't understand.
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>>12900901
phahahaha
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>>12900900
steam or discord?
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are you the 10k elo guy?
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9800 elo*
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what a joke
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>>12900638
instead of doing all that you should use a messaging app that respects your privacy

inb4

>but no one uses those
be the change you want to see in the world

>>12900820
tell us how it happened
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>>12900976
look at this pretentious faggot flaunting how hes in the know of something supposedly secure

lol I bet u have over 1m Snapchat points u dumb slut
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>>12900983
wtf my best friend has over 1m no more hate
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>>12900976
i knoe, but it seems like there's no viable alternative to discord yet.
i don't really mind containarizing everything. i already have a vm for windows that has gpu passthrough, and i already pay for a service that gives me temporary phone numbers.
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How about you try having nothing to hide
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^ that's b8
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any femanon want to be my esfores friend? by friend I mean sex toy.
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>>12900976
>tell us how it happened
Not a whole lot to tell, I was in college and foreveralone, not a virgin since I had a gf in my freshman year but we broke up, she was my first and only gf at that point. /soc/ wasn't super new I think it came out when I was in HS and I posted there a little then but I was underage and so didn't really have a shot with any of teh grillers. but anyways a few year later I was on there fabbin my're pebis to hote grillers like Slutty and Layne, and I was so desperate for intimacy I went into the meet/fight/fuck threads and I don't remember if I replied to her or the other way around bit anyways I figured it was a catfish but my actually legit surpised pikachu face when she sent me timestamp pics so basically I picked her up from the bus transit center and took her back to my place it was summer and all my roomies were gone, I had a super shitty small twin mattress we didnt fit on so I moved our couches together to make kind of a weird bed/bowl couch thing in the living room and we fugged on that and then cuddled, it was nice. then we met and did it one more time at her place, I was a dumbfr*ck and didn't use protection so I literally washed my d*ck off with vodka after because I read to do that on /b/ but never had any problems after that...and we never talked again /end

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>12901058
>i knoe, but it seems like there's no viable alternative to discord yet.
mIRC! mIRC! mIRC!!!! I am still old enough to remember the times before discord and we did just fine.
I've been posting on the internet since I was a 13 year old on ISCA BBS. Discord to me is still a new-fangled flash-in-the-pan
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listen if you dont give the femanons attention theyll die, do you really want that
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>>12901137
nyoo i don't want that!
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>>12901146
then GET OUT THERE SOLDIER AND DO WHAT YOU WERE MADE FOR O7
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>>12901147
;_;7
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>>12901058
I know for a fact that there are matrix esfores servers
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>>12900593
yes but I've never spoken to any of them outside of [s4s], and I don't know where any of them are now
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ok i got the friend request but im sorry im a pussy
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>>12900862
that's why group chats are better sadly the saviour kicked me out of the originally big server because I started spamming

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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I'd f*cking nuke all of discord if I could
No wonder this board is so dead
Everyone chittering away off in private, sucking up to some sycophantic name fig off-board
When you should be here funposting
Then when you *do* come here to post, you only use the nice board as another chance to gargle more of the same namefig ballse you only just got done slurping on.
All discord users have betrayed and stolen from this board and they should burn in HELL
You may refer to The Rules of The Internet, Rule 10: >If you enjoy any rival sites - DON'T
Fr*ck you all, you circle jerking figgots. You are the cancer that killed this board.

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>12901530
yaeh please release us

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>12901533
Dubs. I wish I could, but beyond my words I am powerless. You are the only ones who can release yourselves.

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>12900593
I communicate with email, but their not being proactive, so I won't force it. I'll stick with this board like if you want to talk I'm here. I don't use discord, its in the name itself to cause discord lole.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>12901485
nyooo. please talk to me, i'm nice. we can duo queue cs if you want.
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>>12901542
what's your email? do you use pgp?
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>>12901797
Tuta email. Do you need it?
I just don't have the energy to talk this days because of the ghosting, I prefer chatting here....
But hey I'll still respond as long my mail is alive.
I don't know what is pgp, I do have some kind of key I can input into mailing someone, but I'm afraid xd, they will not see it. I really don't know how it functions topkek.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>12900593
Yes, and I was never looking for friends, this truly is nice board.

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>12901811
post it
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>>12901819
how did it happen?
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Szhemoreio@tutanota.com
Don't be a jerk, and I'm not into relationship.

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>12901849
wtf don't post your email on 4channel

i'm gonna send dolphin porn to your house now
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>>12901851
what the hell is a 4channel?
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>>12901851
I'll send you gorilla pictures.
Their muscles OOH YEEEEAAAAH~
But I don't have such image.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>12901855
what the hell is a dubs?
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>>12901866
you tell me
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>>12901856
i gotchu babe
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>>12901832
A few ways, some people found my twitter through my youtube and added me and chat/post with me, others invited me to discord in the past (when I used to use it before they changed the rules to be more restrictive) Been chatting with some awesome people for years now from here.

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>12901874
We monkeying around bois.
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>>12901485
please accept. i really wanna play ;_;
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>>12900593
I would never because I'm not actually insane even though I post here.
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>>12900633
>>12900822
>>12900900
>>12901066
>>12901533
checked

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>12901788
>>12901811
>>12901855
>>12901866
also checked
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>>12902933
Dubs

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>12900593
Maybe I would have if I lived in the continental United States.
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nope
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>>12900593
I may have been able to, if only I lived in the continental US and not... This place.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger



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