the "drink beer before work" lifehack is a goYour fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
Your boss doesn't want you to know this one neat trick!Your fortune: Good Luck
why is beer seen as manly when it gives you acid reflux ? acid reflux is not manlyYour fortune: Bad Luck
>>12900896its a psyop, the true path is homebrewingYour fortune: Good Luck
>>12900914homebrewing is bad because then you feel compelled to speak to other people about homebrewing and there's no dafter person than the guy who thinks his beer hobby is an ice breaker
>>12900916i successfully home fermented pear cider last yearbeer is a lot more complicated I think, I have always been intimidated to tryYour fortune: Godly Luck
>>12900923yeah wild I went to the store and bought some vodka it took like 30 seconds and it tastes like shit because it's ethenol
>>12900926epic prank
>>12900880lubrcates your brain for optimal operation of heavy machineryYour fortune: Bad Luck
>>12900928I love when the ad tries to make their booze look sophisticated and movies like James Bond try to get us to think there's such thing as a gentleman drinker when it's just retard juice that tastes like chemicals and makes you an annoying jerkoff
>>12900923Pear cider sounds delicious. How was it?
>>12900935woo, I'm in annoying jerkoff mode