never eaten a good muffinYour fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12901674I forgot to attach this very important imageYour fortune: Outlook good
>>12901674that's outrageous
>>12901677thats dubs
>>12901672this is good remindering.thanks.time to eat something.good night.
>>12901677so what am I to do? make one myself? they all end up tasting badYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12901705just buy a better muffin you double naggerlike a jam filled muffinor a lemon muffinor a lemon jam filled lemon muffin
>>12901774those taste so bad eww I hate l*mon so much also why would I buy muffins when all muffins I tried tasted either bland or outright badYour fortune: Average Luck
>>12901790why would you hate lemon?
>>12901790LEMON ASK YOU A QUESTION, BITCHLOOK AT THISLOOK AT WHAT GOD MADE FOR YOUYOU REJECT THIS? YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR THIS?WEEEELLLL FUUUUUUUUUUUCKYOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU
>>12901793because it tastes bad and it should go extinct because of thatso many tasty looking foods get RUINED because someone tought it would be funny to lace them with l*mon, did their moms never teach them not to waste food>>12901794bleghYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12901796god FINEdo you like uh raspberries
>>12901798yeah they're tastyYour fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12901800beholdwhy don't you shove this in your face, eh? betcha like it more than stinky lemons, eh?
>>12901801because that looks bland and dry like most muffinsYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12901803i HATE you. i wish i could HATE YOU TO DEATH
>>12901805Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12901809okay, look. i went out and paid ten dollars to have a robot make me The Perfect Muffin. i gave it a sample of my dna and everythinglook at this muffin. you'd eat this muffin, right?
>>12901818sure, I still doubt it'll make me change my mindYour fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12901820okay great i'm glad we were able to come to terms on this muffin thing
>>12901818idk man, what if it's raisins??
>>12902139you have to eat all of the raisinsYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12901805Me?