i just woke up with my pussy still damp. humping my blankie feels sooo good i had two orgasms in a row and the last one was so good it put me to sleep right after… mmm should i go again?? :>
you're real freaky
>>12904152do you wanna use my blankie too?? we can snuggle right after cummies :))
>>12904167sure
>>12904174A man wrote this -_-
>>12904176really
>>12904178Yes really no foolin
>>12904197wild
>>12904147When I read your post, I thought "It's highly unlikely that there's a woman on 4chan's [s4s] who masturbates with such ferocity and frequency," but that gave me further cause to ponder. I broke my claim into a series of subsumptions to create a sorites of improbably, thusly:>it's unlikely there's a woman who masturbates like that daily>it's unlikely she'd show it to other people>it's unlikely they would show it to people on 4chan>it's unlikely that part of 4chan would be [s4s]Almost immediately, I realized a flaw in my hypostasis which palpably obfuscated the aurexis. It is actually quite likely that there's a woman out there who masturbates like this, daily. Quite a few of them, in fact. From this, the gradatio leads one to find that the only real point of proper supposition, and further induction, is if the woman would be on 4chan. Of course, /soc/ immediately occurred to me, alongside pernicious lolcow, and, perhaps most similarly, some especially base portions of /r9k/. The precedent is there. So, the last point of absurdity: would a woman, a real, biological female, choose to present and prostrate herself to us amathiatic, yet slim and mean, tender few? A single thought broke this rhetorical struggle. If so, I'd like to meet her. I hope that another enlightened mind might hear this ignorant cry, and provide me with some way out of this self-imposed darkness; shall you be the one to heed my Eurydicean call, and guide me once more into the sight of Heaven? Please. Say you are.
Or perhaps it is mine own lyre that might pull you from the abyss, my sweet. Tell me: do you long foelr the sweet, lasting caresses not known since Helena reunited at last with her erstewhile King? Do you, too, ponder at what may have become of Archeon, had the goddess looked upon him with eyes not of wrath - but of curiousity? Yes, it is in you, my dear, I sense those same Bacchanalian urges; you, too, wish to dance with the Morrigans 'twist rays of pale moonlight. It was you and I, dearest, who did strangle and die in those long-erect pillars of stone, myself adding the greatest length of all, though buried deeper than the Styx, rather than thrust to the realm of Zeus. Our souls are ouroboros - my chasing, your eluding, amidst the breath of eternity. I know now what cruel machinations of the fates have cast me down. I am not Hepheastus; nay, nor are you Aphrodite. What we have is purer than that. You must feel it too.
Please. But the barest attention of your fingers to keys would be sweeter to my tired bones than all ambrosia's wiles. Tell me this is not yet another twist of the knife?
>>12904176no do you want me to prove it to you
>>12904306you don't need to do that. i believe you
>>12904147WHY IS NO ONE GOING TO GIVE ME CUMMIEEESSS WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO PROVE IM A GIRL… NO FULL NUDES
>>12904308Show me youre butthole
>>12904308i believe you
Let’s FUCK
