I’m feeling sad, don’t feel love … :<so I’ll masturbate my pubby..Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12907797masturbate my pebis instead
>>12907798mshsmdhdhdkhskshxbxmzmxhdh….!!!<3
>>12907800I will love you forever or until I cum, whichever happens first
>>12907802I’ve just ejaculated on ur post, sry..
>>12907803no that's good, I was hungry for anoncum
>>12907806ok.. u too
>>12907809I haven't cum yet
>>12907818oh it’s sad anon
>>12907825I'm trying so hard but nothing is coming out
>>12907826cum cum cum ! >:(
>>12907829you're making me nervous it's getting soft
>>12907831oHHHHHH……sorry..
>>12907832wait it's getting hard again this is good
>>12907833I’ll try to be nicer than, hope it’ll work…
>>12907836it's still getting harder you're doing something right keep it up
>>12907838ok I’m trying anon, I’m trying ..!
>>12907839I'm getting so close you're an angel keep going
>>12907842I’ll try my best for you anon,, !! I hope it’ll work best for you..
>>12907847You're so good I love you I love you I love you
>>12907854mhehe
>>12907856I came so hard I passed out a littlethis is weird, I still love you
>>12907859oh that’s bad!
>>12907861I'll cum again that'll fix it
>>12907863I hope so anon..
>>12907866I went too fast and broke my pebis it hurts really bad but I don't think I love you anymoreow ow ow
>>12907873bad anon!
>>12907800>>12907833>>12907866nice dubs! it took a lot of work to earn them, so pat yourself on the back, then you can go back to socializing with your online friends!Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12907797when people think of maslow they think of the pyramid and fluffy actualization of the self.*sip*in this book he made some stunning observations about the masturbation fantasies of patients in psychotherapy. something about an oriental queen. i can't seem to find it on the surface web and people don't talk about it.jezebel been around for awhile.*sip*memory hole in 5,4,3,2,.....Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12907876I'll never masturbate again it's broken beyond repair I hate you for making me do this
>>12907885sorry! I didn’t known this .. sorry anon don’t hate me
>>12907882remember this statement every1! it might save you are lief...
>>12907890You should have known you succubus you lured me into breaking my pebis now I'll never be able to get married I'm a ruined man
FRIENDS OF MEIN do not fite... we can fix itYour fortune: Good Luck
>>12907893I can fix youand you’ll marry, I’m sure anon !! :<
>>12907892that's a sip*sip*Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12907897You can't fix me I'm hideous and deformed my pebis is broken at a 90 degree angle you'd never marry me I'm a freak now
>>12907903I’d merry you anyway, anon ! You are not a freak .. :<<
>>12907908but my pebis doesn't work anymore I can't impregnant you I'm a failure of a man
>>12907903no, it can be fixed!! i know people whom have begis to point of 120+ degrees and they relish life's unique experiences
>>12907910so what ! pebis don’t mean you are a bad guy.. even if u have to amputate it!
>>12907897is she feeling under the weather is that why her face is glum
>>12907912it can't be I'm forever deformed>>12907913You're going to amputate my pebis? it's been with me all my life I'd feel so alone without it
>>12907913https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4yOcQRBTvo this one??Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12907915I think the water is cold.. why is she doing bath in water like this !
>>12907916I won’t amputate it! I say if u have to .. so be with it..
>>12907922Will you really marry me and love me and treasure me forever?
>>12907919hmm i don't quite know sorry>>12907922also dubs
>>12907928as long as you love me !
>>12907932If you love me I'll love you forever and always
has the marriage been officiated yet?
>>12907935then yes, till we die, anonmasturbating again
>>12907954dont being saying that word.......
>>12907954Since we love each other there's something we could do other than masturbating
>>12907957dont said it
ok everyone have a great time and please stay out of trouble or lifelong commitment thanks for heeding and feedingYour fortune: Godly Luck
>>12907957weh what?!!!! don’t think so….
>>12907965It's a lot of fun don't reject it before you even hear me out about it!>>12907958I'm going to day it
>>12907967but dont it..
>>12907967so what is it
>>12907973goin it>>12907975Parcheesi! It's so fun to play with someone you love even better than masturbating
>>12907976do you also have backgammon? just wondering, it won't change anything
>>12907976Oh never played it!
>>12907978I have every game except Dominion I don't know where that one went
>>12907981We can play it together because we are fated to be married. I'll teach you to play
>>12907986I’d love to
>>12907986what if there was a special parcheesi board called marriage edition, and would it be cool/worth the buy??Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
>>12907992I'd love anything with you because I love you so much>>12907993I'd buy it and play it with my new wife
>>12907997wishing you both many pleasant years together, through thick and thin, you will sail the oft choppy waves of life, but your love will be your life vest....Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
>>12907997<3
uhhh will this wedding be open bar or no??Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12908006Thank you that's so beautiful of you to say!>>12908024<3 <3 <3>>12908038All the booze you can drink, of course!
