why haven't any animals evoluved to teleport
>>12913687My father as this ability
I tepelort into your ass
idk they havent evolved wheels either
>>12913820why do that whats so greaty about my assYour fortune: Godly Luck
>>12913825
>>12913855dubs of noblest steed
>>12913855hot squeels leading the way!Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12914277dubsYour fortune: Good Luck
>>12913687they did and they all left
>>12913687There is a non-zero chance that some animal on earth got teleported to the vacuum of intergalactic space.
>>12914585Or half of one even
whales can we just haven't observed itYour fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12913687who says they didn't?
>>12914710WAVI
If you look into about it, you'll find moving at all is both teleportation *and* time travel
>>12915043Oh good I'm late for work, I'll just teleport there 10 minutes ago