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>>12915338
U cantn't tell you're own fortune, silleyhead. That's whye u gotta check it!!
u can check fortune by typing 'fortune' in the options field whenever u post, without the ' ' though :^)

Your fortune: Good Luck

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Sam Hyde: nobody is cool except me and my friends who are the only people I agree with, life is bleak and hopeless and I'm so smart that I notice that now watch me smoke this cigar on a podcast and talk about serious subjects like an adult serious man who thinks about serious things

>>12915553
life is gay my fanbase are virgin pepe posting beta males with no father figure despite our gay goofy nihilist cringe racidt humor pls mom give me $50 so I can super chat daddy

>>12915566
you make one funny show and a couple of comedy silly time sketches on yootoob innernet and everybody rides your dick like you're a classic, but you'll never top your TED talk which is only funny because of the costume
It's like Snoop Dogg who made ONE GOOD ALBUM 30 YEARS AGO and we all have to pretend he's good and cool

>>12915574
I don't hate Sam I hate his bootlicks and I'll even admit he's a very intelligent sociopath.
That's the funny part is he relies on reaction and drama to get his laughs he's a consumate gaslighter and shit stirrer I would be lying if him busting shitting cabinets and body slamming those beds was hilarious but there becomes a point it's no longer humorous it because some sick social experiment
Tldr he's acutely smart enough to know shit like this sells. He is trying to distill and market outrage and chaos under a guise of like oh dude yea vaping is ironic I have a Porsche

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>12915583
he has down syndrome intelligence
he's too stupid to realize he's a monkey who is to dance for me
he's embarrassed of his own profession he thinks he's better than it

sam hyde, the guy whose scared of tap water? hahah

>>12915588
dub dubs