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gn esfores, also good night to the new inhabitant of my room (give him a name!)

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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Get the bug out of your room you freak
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>>12917225
creepy crimothy
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>>12917242
I don't touch these, they are quite useful
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did ya paint the room?
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>>12917255
Not yet, it's too humid rn, so the room might not dry out
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>>12917248
What about my dick?
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>>12917263
watermelon is better
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it will scuttle into your ear and eat your brain
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>>12917276
so you know the taste of dick already ?
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>>12917280
Kiki will eat this faster than it can get to my bed
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>>12917284
what else did you expect
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>>12917225
gn. call him frederico

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>12917225
name him sbeve pls

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>12917311
sounds epic
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I used to get those niggers in my bathtub they're good they eat other bugs

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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they're called the house centipede

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>12917392
they do their job very well
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>>12917398
did you think there was an English speaker on earth who didn't know this
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>>12917410
uhh yeah cuz for years I was calling them "weird shit that's in my bathtub"

Your fortune: Average Luck
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plus imagine having like 20 arms
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>>12917414
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normally I wouldnt engage a teenage girl but house centipedes are cool
*Stares into the nether while doom metal riffs play in my head*

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>12917432
are your posts setups for jokes at your own expense?
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>>12917284
Conveniently ignores this question.

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>12917439
no my posts are what happens when I don't care what others think so people get bewildered
also wtf are u talking about
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>>12917444
trips
so "bewildering"
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>>12917440
Zzz
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>>12917487
aftersex asmr
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>>12917487
was it your daddy :3c
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this nigga is gaslighting a teenager lol pls get me off this planet

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>12917495
Luckily, I don't have father b
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>>12917499
I'd be glad to indulge.
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>>12917499
fatherless and knows what dick tastes like before they're even 18
name a more iconic duo

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>12917504
uncle rajeem and regularfemcel
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>>12917504
Why do you think I know what dick tastes like nhj
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>>12917507
Apparently watermelon tastes better than dick to you

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>12917507
>nhj
no handjobs?
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>>12917507
don't be embarrassed now
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Actually, it's better u leave ts bug in ur house, it eats other bugs like spiders, mosquitoes and others, give him a name like "eater"
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>>12917510
I hate watermelon
>>12917511
Yeah, I'm already used to them, they only appear at night and even then I rarely see them
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>>12917499
Dubs!
>luckily
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>>12917516
Yeah right :-)
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Actually, leave this bug in ur house, it eats other bugs like spiders, mosquitoes, and others, give him a name like "eater"
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>>12917516
I'll make sure you love the taste of my cock.
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>>12917516
there's no shame in being a slut
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>>12917526
Taking after her mother it seems like
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>>12917526
>>12917523
>>12917514
>>12917512
>>12917510
>>12917504
you guys are creepy as fuck
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>>12917531
QUICK BAVI DROP YOUR CONTACT INFO

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>12917528
I don't have a mother
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>>12917534
I'll make sure to cradle you like one after we're done in bed.
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>>12917534
aren't you such a grown up little lady :-)
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>>12917534
I'd leave you too ngl
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>>12917536
we don't have a bed
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>>12917541
I won't be needing a bed.
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>>12917531
https://voca.ro/1dOiIHbpJIkb

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>12917541
already inviting me over?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>12917540
No, I was simply raised by the nuts on the shelves at auchan
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>>12917546
I'll be sure to provide a lot of nuts
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>>12917548
you don't have nuts
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>>12917546
want to get raised, lowered, raised, lowered, over and over again?
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>>12917546
I'll make you reach for the heavens.
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>>12917546
I don't mind a nutcase, they fuck better anyway.
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>>12917531
your white knight is here to protect you..... arent you glad for that?
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>>12917552
I want licorice
>>12917553
you have no heaven
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>>12917546
Raised by or with nuts?
Important distinction

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>12917544
lmao
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>>12917546
Let's shelf that roleplay idea for later
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>>12917557
But you'll still be screaming for God
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>>12917561
lol
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>>12917544
Thank you Catfish, for you and your dubs

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>12917559
by
>>12917562
ne
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>>12917555
TRIPS!!!!!
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>>12917566
Don't worry, you won't have to do a thing.
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krauts taste rather bad imho

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>12917571
bad news for gado and fagfish...
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>>12917568
ew, dots
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>>12917571
Why is it always the German?
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>>12917575
They usually say this about my cum ;_;

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>12917579
eat fruits nigga
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>>12917579
fun little factoid

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>12917579
Mom and Dad don't count
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rather sad that this is the most active thread after soccer
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>>12917584
You won't be awake to keep count.
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>>12917585
wow faggot virgins are going ape over a whiff of pussy that never fuckinf happens LOL
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bavi stop stroking your cock

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>12917585
do you want me to spam ai porn here?
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>>12917589
Don't act like half the creepy pervert posts on this thread aren't you with your namefig off
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>>12917589
They're getting hungry after Yuji took mikugirl away
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>>12917592
Do it. See what happens when you spam photorealistic AI porn of a minor.
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>>12917591
>>12917593
immediately outs himself lurking the thread LOL
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>>12917595
i don't think anime women are photorealistic but ok
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>>12917595
If she were a minor she wouldn't be posting here retard.
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>>12917595
dude i was just talking about dumb shitty drawn scat furry porn...... why are you so creepy?
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>>12917593
https://voca.ro/1g4g7apzIUNt

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>12917603
first thing he thinks of when AI porn is mentioned is underaged kids...

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>12917585
Dummy just because a thread is active does not mean it is good
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>>12917544
>>12917605
You sound like you're enjoying yourself today Catfish, that's nice

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>12917614
it's juts sad D:
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±_±
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>>12917617

https://voca.ro/15sAMfAHbf5i

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Gn blackie, may you dream of many kittens ;3
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>>12917624

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>12917624
I didn't mean it sarcastically ;_;

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>12917624
https://voca.ro/1mku6snmiVWm
:3
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>>12917659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Fby_-MnpA8
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I really wish I could get you all in a big room together and just fuckin mow you all down with my ar lole op included
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>>12917720
Future school shooter red flag.
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>>12917631
hand writing so bad, thought that bitch was saying covid.
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>>12917631
ummm... yes?
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>>12917753
namefig = child rapist red flag
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>>12917753
I’m not gonna shoot up innocent ppl lol I’d just like to slaughter you all
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>>12917600
dubs
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>>12917771
sure, buddy
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>>12917765
bro?
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Be fascinated by bugs and mold +100 to attractiveness
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>>12918570
disgusting
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>>12918570
Actually, that kinda makes her more interesting than the average girl.
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>>12919015
She's strange but interesting at the same time
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bumping this gem

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>12917288
unchecked doubles on page 10!
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>>12917225
That's like a mega evolved version of the ones I get
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>>12920403
twice the benefit



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