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Anonymous
 No.12922737
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No.12922737
ur life is in good hands here at the esfores hospital

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Catfish
 No.12922742
No.12922742
can u staple my ulcers or whatever
I had tikka masala for lunch and I feel like nurglings are spawning in my guts

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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Anonymous
 No.12922765
No.12922765
>>12922742
wasn't there some study recently where a guy deliberately gave himself ulcers then successfully treated them, sorta disproving commonly held wisdom and upending classic "cures" ?
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Catfish
 No.12922776
No.12922776
>>12922765
I mean I'm sure they eventually heal themselves lol. People forget how incredible the body is at repairing itself.
The only thing we really "need" is antibiotics. God did the rest

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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Anonymous
 No.12922777
No.12922777
>>12922737
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Diu2N8TGKA
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Anonymous
 No.12922779
No.12922779
>>12922765
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barry_Marshall
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Anonymous
 No.12922785
No.12922785
>>12922776
>The only thing we really "need" is antibiotics.
That's exactly how he cured his ulcers.
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Anonymous
 No.12922815
No.12922815
>>12922776
ok, long as you aren't feeling all miserable and stuff after your chicken tikka
>>12922777
can can can be checked
>>12922779
that's highly informative and i am grateful for the energy you expended in putting together such a measured and thoughtful response to my enquiry
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Anonymous
 No.12922820
No.12922820
inside of ur operating theater are 3 bearies
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Anonymous
 No.12922821
No.12922821
>>12922737
Bearies are not real doctors. Do not let them touch your genitals
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Anonymous
 No.12922831
No.12922831
>>12922820
which one do you feed the most ?
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Anonymous
 No.12923507
No.12923507
>>12922831
i feed them all with my prime liver

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
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Anonymous
 No.12923535
No.12923535
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Finally, true medic-lel professionals I can trust.
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Anonymous
 No.12923570
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can you take a look at this growth on my head
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Anonymous
 No.12924000
No.12924000
Good to know, Josh. :^)
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Anonymous
 No.12924563
No.12924563
>>12923570
It's terminal.
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Anonymous
 No.12925043
No.12925043
>>12924000
trips
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Anonymous
 No.12925344
No.12925344
>>12922737
thank u doctor, now:
on that increase on my power to kill
will it include the time?
cuz im jonesin to kill some time
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Anonymous
 No.12925883
No.12925883
hopita
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Anonymous
 No.12926084
No.12926084
can you cure me? I have really bad chronic pains irl :(
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