Is it really such a complicated choice to make?
>>12935869Red: if I win I'll fuck over the voters.Blue: if I win I'll pretend to be incompetent and fuck over the voters.
current american political situation be likeYour fortune: Excellent Luck
it is for stupid people
you kill them both
Kill a man, you're a murdererKill many, you're a conquerorKill them all, OOOOH YOU'RE A GOD
>>12935869you should be mad at the people who create these choices, not the people subject to said choices. The enemy is not merely red or blue, it's the system itself. And since there will never be a party that sends all lawmakers to the guillotine, there is no party worth supporting.
>>12935898Yeh like who the frick is tying all these people to train tracks anyway maybe we should stop them
>>12935898ain't no party like a guillotine party
what happens if you refuse to vote
>>12935926You allow both sides to winYour fortune: Bad Luck
my golden toasters are haunted by colorful ghosts
bright yellow spikeman proposes a third optionYour fortune: Bad Luck