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 No.12937814 Archived
I’m freaking out by the way

Your fortune: Average Luck
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Anonymous
 No.12937821
 No.12937821
my company is up for contract renewal with one of our biggest customers so they sent some representatives to audit our facility and at the end of the day yesterday they found some big violations of their rules but the auditors left for the day without classifying the finding and in 15 minutes I find out if this is a critical failure and my boss might get fired

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Anonymous
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>>12937821
hell yeah fuck the boss it's party time

Your fortune: Average Luck
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Anonymous
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I've had to wash my penis 3 times a day so it doesn't get infected
the pain from the chemical burn the first week was something I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy
I don't know if you've had pain so bad you can actually taste it in your mouth I had never experienced that but I guess that happens
I have to let water pour over my cock for about 5 whole minutes
the first couple of days they said let water pour over it for 30 minutes
I was like are you gonna pay my water bill?
so I would just sit there with water pouring over my cock, moaning in pain
cocksucker doctors don't give you opioids by the way

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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Anonymous
 No.12938031
 No.12938031
>>12938015
too much fabing pebis ?
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Anonymous
 No.12938041
 No.12938041
>>12938031
chemical burn nibba
I burn my peepee with acid
what habben when you get an acid burn is the acid penetrates under the skin so you can just wash it out
you more or less just have to tank the necrosis and hope your body is able to heal around the dead tissue
so it's not a normal pain like a cut but it's very deep
also it's my peepee so it's really scary

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
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Anonymous
 No.12938043
 No.12938043
>>12938041
>burn my peepee with acid
how did that happen?
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Anonymous
 No.12938054
 No.12938054
>>12938043
tablet battery exploded on my cock while I was watching Sopranos

Your fortune: Average Luck
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Anonymous
 No.12938057
 No.12938057
>>12938054
holy fug anon I hope it gets better, I am hoping and praying for your peepee
here is a nice gif
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Anonymous
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>>12938057
while reading this post, 6,221,589 skin cells healed

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