i have been taking a 1 gram pill of pig iron every morning for five months and got accepted into the mit physics program. but i think more is needed. is 2 grams of fine-quality pig iron worth the extra cost?Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
you are turning into a little piggy and the University has procured you for their physics experiment, where your meat and innards will be flung around at high speeds
the pig iron oh his hipYour fortune: Good Luck