I'm going down the path of dragon's and AI
[ye ascend le stairs]Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12951952>>12952133Can you keep your aislop for yourself and praise your big tech gods in private instead of shitting up the board, thanks
>>12952136>>>/n/• •>>>/o/<>!!!!!!!!! UYour fortune: Better not tell you now
[ye dare to open le door...]Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12952186Use the secret code yharnam sunrise to gain access to the hidden depths of the cathedral ward
>>12952212[you use ***YHARNAM SUNRISE***]...[you can see a woman kneeling at the foot of the altar in the distance within the hidden depths of the cathedral ward]>walk up to her >call out>[sneak]>go backYour fortune: Better not tell you now
I feel like AI is a great conduit for schizophrenics to give us a glimpse into their minds err not u personally lolYour fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12952302Utilize resources in order to transcend this banal reality
>>12952302consume the three umbilical cords I've been carrying for 40 hours in my back pocket
>>12952335ILL WAKE UP YOUR BABY!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHhttps://youtu.be/gO31gJdmoGQ?si=c-3vBM7ptKK_Jis-Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12952335>>12952324>>12952339[you walk up, still undetected]...>>>/a/ to jump >>>/x/ to attack>>>/∆ to bring up inventory <>>12952303lole imagine when neuralink gets so good we can make memes in reel time with our brainsYour fortune: Average Luck
>>12952339>>12952335>>12952324Your fortune: Bad Luck
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12951952https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uw9f1f11W0o>ai, ai, aiquote from grill drummer
[whoops pulled out the wrong item]Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
[whoops 4got i got the weather toggle expansion mod]Your fortune: Excellent Luck
[you consume the rotten meat]...[It replenishes health, but has you feeling sick to your stomach, you left those umbilical cords in your back pocket for so long but you couldn't help it; they were the momentos you took as a prize after slaughtering the Chimera's demonic offspring in your previous adventure]Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
[your feasting has made entities in the nearby vicinity aware of your presence]l; you no longer remain undetected]
[the princess turns around to see what is causing the disturbance behind her]Your fortune: Excellent Luck
[what does she see?]
>>12953114she sees me vomiting on the floor furiously, some of it splashing on her face
>>12953147>>12953147[you fall ill, and pass out from the severe food poisoning. When you open your eyes, you find yourself in the tender care of the princess who was kneeling]"Oh; you're awake :o my name is Yorda. you made quite the mess ^_^ that's okay though, i hope you're feeling better? ....i was seeking refuge from my mother, thank you for asking. i don't know where else to turn...>offer your assistance >leave & wish her well>inquire >[attack/steal]Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12953315>Oh; you're awakeask her "Is this Skyrim? What's the way to Roarickstead? *BRRRRRRAAAPPPPP*"Looks like the food poisoning got to my bowels when I was asleep, so I shidded my pants thoroughly. From the sheer comfort of relief I also pissed myself slightly.apologize to her shyly for thisYour fortune: Average Luck
>>12953469>>12953469>>12953469>>12953469>>12953469[Luckily for you, Yorda did not focus on the mess your bowels created as the wall behind you bursts, and foul monster traps you in battle]>>>/d/>>>/u/>>>/b/>>>/s/ = victory >Good fortune = CRITICAL HIT>Bad fortune = monster attacks>evens = attack>odds = nothing happensYour fortune: Excellent Luck
>Good fortune = CRITICAL HIT>Bad fortune = monster kills>evens = you attack>odds = monster attacks2( two ) rolls before the monster automatically attacksYour fortune: Average Luck
>>12953584attack with a wave of moonlight
>>12953588>>12953588>>12953588>>12953588>>12953588Your fortune: Good Luck
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Your fortune: Good Luck
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12953469>>12953469>>12953469>>12953469>>12953469[after a night's travel, you reach Roarickstead]>visit the inn >>>/x/>visit the pub >>>/o/>wander the city >>>/∆/>discuss with Yorda >>>/| |/Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12953628Get her friggin' drunk like heck in celebration, and then inquire if she wanna try doing some clam slam together.Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12954117>>12954117>>12954117>>12954117>>12954117[your night of debauchery is underway in the pub; Yorda is practically putty in your hands after you pay the tab; but you notice an argument brewing in the table on the other side of the room; that's when you realize the gravity of the situation. The man arguing is not just any civilian; he is one of top commands for the Nazi's who are currently fighting WWII alongside Imperial Japan. This could get ugly...]>stay out of it>interfere >cause a distraction >something elseYour fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12954314Declare to the arguing men that I am Adolf Hitler in disguise, and command them to transfer to our forces that by my decree, the Nazi Germany should stop the war with the Soviets and unite with them instead to overpower the West's resistanse and rule the world as a triad of hyperpowers.Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12954518Anon you are a geniusYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12954525>>12954518[good fortune awards you the victory in your endeavors; you are eventually found out, but the Fuhrer is so impressed by your audacity that he promotes you to second in command of the Nazi's]>Chapter 1: the Offering[Your goal is simple: travel to Soviet Russia and persuade the influencial Yuji Sakai to flip Russia into the fourth necessary Axis Ally.]Yuki Sakai:>leave the girl with me, you have your request but only on one condition: i know for a fact the >>>/u/>>>/s/>>>/a/ >has developed a weapon so great it defies our understanding of physics as we know it; you MUST infiltrate area>>51][& So you depart, but how will you land?]>Silent in the dead of night>Violently with an army >Implore Imperial Japan's help>Ask/offer Yuji Sakaisputin another wayYour fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12954117Hey Whampper!
>>12954710Ayo, fren!Your fortune: Very Bad Luck