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 No.12952371 Archived
Friday and slow day gonna smoke a doob while on the clock
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Anonymous
 No.12952372
 No.12952372
>>12952371
Is that some new term for niggerweed?
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Catfise
 No.12952374
 No.12952374
I need to go get more beer but I'm already zooted
but I'll bruteforce it like I do everything in life
I smell like an ashtray lol

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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Anonymous
 No.12952380
 No.12952380
>>12952374
such a waste of a legitimately smart and funny dude. I fucking hate alcohol for doing this to so many of the people I love

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Anonymous
 No.12952382
 No.12952382
>>12952380
The consequence of being smart and funny is that more often than not you're also very neurotic. The drugs help take away the edge once in a while
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Catfise
 No.12952389
 No.12952389
>>12952382
t. Giraldos last intervention

I'm a private and anxious person but once I'm drunk or high I'm the person I always wanted to be my entire life.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Anonymous
 No.12952437
 No.12952437
>>12952389
that's just a trick it plays on your gaba receptors
if it really made you the person you wanted to be it wouldn't be making you suicidally depressed at the same time.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
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Anonymous
 No.12952453
 No.12952453
>>12952437
I will argue that him being suicidally depressed is an effect of something else and the drugs are what help him cope. You can be a functioning and level-headed person even if you like to unwind using drugs

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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Anonymous
 No.12952455
 No.12952455
>>12952453
the super soldier serum is a drug
ever feel like getting high?
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Catfise
 No.12952456
 No.12952456
>>12952437
https://voca.ro/1cM3V3aecpET

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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Catfise
 No.12952466
 No.12952466
>>12952453
I'm not suicidal or depressed I'm simply enduring the slanneshi tax that comes with hedonism

I mean it's basically the same but it's a cross to bear.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Catfise
 No.12952469
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If you spent more than half your life corrupting your gaba and serotonin/ dopamine endocrine system you cannot feel fetid or forlorn once your brain no longer can keep up with your indulgence

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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Anonymous
 No.12952470
 No.12952470
>>12952469
mikugirl...
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Catfise
 No.12952473
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In so many words; you plucked from the astral plane, you've suffocated on wine and smoke and every gilded luxury and you've came to the realization that.. perfection doesn't exist. Only the taxing, gnawing pull that maybe it does.

*dies*

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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Anonymous
 No.12952477
 No.12952477
>>12952473
can i inherit ur megadeth collection and the weed?
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Catfise
 No.12952479
 No.12952479
>>12952477
I do want a vinyl pressing of Come My Fanatics ..

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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Anonymous
 No.12952480
 No.12952480
>>12952453
is a vicious cycle, when the coping mechanism also makes the situation you're trying to cope with actively worse. that's alcoholism, I've seen a bunch of my friends wreck their lives from it at a young age and only seen 1 dude break free and he straight up went to AA to do it
>>12952456
but at the end of the day it's their life to wreck and none of your friends can really do or say anything to stop you, because then they're telling you how to live which just makes you resist them more. that's why it's hard to be that friend, bc you are helpless to save someone you love. all you can do is show up for that person and keep loving them and hope eventually they see they have more to live for than being fucked up all the time. in the end people have to make that decision for themselves
>>12952371
sorry for hijacking ur threade somehwat OP. sounds like a pretty chill friday over there

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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Catfise
 No.12952486
 No.12952486
>>12952480
>, bc you are helpless to save someone you love
good post it made my headphones fall off

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
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Anonymous
 No.12952487
 No.12952487
>>12952479
and sweating bullets?
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Catfise
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>>12952487
AND MY HAIR IS GETTING THIN

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
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Catfise
 No.12952496
 No.12952496
now I gotta listen to hanger 18 and tornado of souls
fuck u I hope u step on legos in the backrooms

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Anonymous
 No.12952497
 No.12952497
>>12952489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOnKCcjP8Qs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coU528hVeBk
i wanna the marywanna
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Catfise
 No.12952505
 No.12952505
Bro my mental is thoroughly compromised

https://youtu.be/CWkc3MsgRXc?si=lgL_3Y4131S1Xvnv

Cursed with intellect. Cursed with obscurity

Your fortune: Good Luck
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Catfise
 No.12952509
 No.12952509
bro I can't anymore lol why do people inflict their psychosis on me
cuz I'm a fucking empathetic sponge?
well fuck u I didn't ask to be here

-_-

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Catfise
 No.12952537
 No.12952537
I bought a 12 pack

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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Catfise
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did I mention I'm tired as hell

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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Catfise
 No.12952545
 No.12952545
turns out being polite to women turns them on
not like I know how to turn them on lol

Your fortune: Average Luck
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Catfise
 No.12952550
 No.12952550
>>12952545

but like everyone in my waking life they find me abrasive at first then slowly being to like me

tl note: don't be fooled

Your fortune: Outlook good
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