Christ bros, we are so back!Atheists, infidels - repent and accept Jesus Christ as your God and savior!
>>12954792i think its becuase we are close to the end times and theres no room to be in the middle anymore, your either with Jesus or with satan
let me jack my cock just a little
gen Z's cognitive decline and having their brain turn into mashed potatoes from algo rape
>>12954792>Yay. Bibis plans to bring back the messiah is working!>Praise Epstein!
Jesus is a cunt, priests are pedophiles, the Bible is toilet paper, and the crucifix is a dildo.Burn down all churches. Anally rape all Christtards with giant crucifixes, then behead them and skull-fuck their severed heads.
>>12954809Excuse me, but who are you quoting?Your fortune: Outlook good
Weird psyop you're doing, Josh.Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12954815The average zionist, like OP. That is literally what they think.
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>>12954792Having to pay 10% of your income to join a highly judgemental social club full of direction less NPCs is peak normie shit.
>>12954838kys sperg
>>12954842thinking this is what being a christian is is npc peak normie stuff doe.... the bible says the opposite of wat u just said
>>12954838thank you for youre servicdYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12954855Christianity is an apocalyptic death cult that prescribes you to live a shit life to audition for the real one that happens when you die, you have to spend all your time trying to tell everyone about your death cult and once they know about it, they have to convert or experience eternal damnation, because God gave you free will and will punish you for using it.God also put the male g spot in ur butt and you're going to hell for touching it and getting plapped
>>12954878i did not know trickcal gave such philosophical lessons
>>12954878more like chiristianity is the only religion in the world that teaches that heaven is a gift, meaning something you dont earn. the bibles whole message is that we are all evil and have done evil (sin) so we dont deserve heaveen and we deserve hell but Jesus Christ lived a sinless life and paid the price for all our sins with his death so we can go to heaven.
>>12954891Why are autistic people always religious?I really don't get it.Retards don't get into heaven.
>>12954897the stuff i type when i have to resort to name calling and judgements about someone i dont know because i cant attack what they said
>>12954878What is it with this year and retards who don't understand what the word cult means constantly saying cult
>>12954912If it costs money to join and you get shunned new social group after trying to leave then it's a cult.Christianity is a cult.
>>12954792uh oh, looks like it's almost time for nonamericans to pretend they like atheism and progressive politics again
>>12954792ESCAPING TO RELIGION IS A TRAUMA RESPONSE TO OUR SICK SOCIETY, WHICH SHOULD NOT BE CELEBRATED
>>12954912https://youtube.com/watch?v=4aOHQ-sMCps
>>12955639There's nothing wrong with a cult
>tfw they are all drawn to catholicism
>>12955632this anon gets it
>>12955977excuse me but who are you quoting?
>>12955977Excuse me, but who are you quoting?
>>12955977two same numbers!
>>12954792they r trying sooooo hard 2 make this happen lol, its not happening. gen z is not becoming more religious lol.Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12954878truth nuke, its one of the longest standing most deleterious memes in society in the real sense of the word. it's an idea that goads you into spreading it by having a baked in "you'll literally burn forever if you don't" condition, it's categorically evil on that basis alone.Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12954912christianity literally is a cult lolYour fortune: Godly Luck
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>>12956128lolechristianity is not what the arameic ppl or the romans ever in the history of humanity with antikhera gps navigation beleved in, srsly, it like telling them before the battle of yavin while watching the wrath of khan
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>>12954792i reincarnated, according to your holy book this is impossible. You will naturally assert that I'm lying, because you can't convince me that my own experience didn't happen.
>>12956706how do you know you reincarnated
>>12956709i remember my death.I was a toddler, I put something electronic down my throat, it started burning me from the inside, I remember the excruciating pain, the fear, the smell, the taste. My death was traumatic enough that I retained the memory in this life.
>>12956712when did you remeber this initially
>>12956717I'm not sure exactly when, I think I suppressed it for years. I think my early 20s is the first time I remember becoming aware of it. It kind of just resurfaced. Within the past year or so, the memory of the event has been vivid enough to cause me a couple of panic attacks. I also can't use hairdryers anymore because the smell they give off reminds me of it.
>>12956719How do you know your not delusional
>>12956723I could ask the same of a christian. Does more people believing in it make it more real? It's my experience and I don't believe I'm delusional. I really don't think this would be something my brain would decide to make up. When I remember it, I remember extremely strong sensations, the kind that are hard to imagine. If I were to imagine myself getting stabbed, I can imagine that pain to small extent, but it doesn't come one tenth close to how vivid that memory is. This is something I remember, not something that was taught to me, not something any therapist, religious authority or anyone else convinced me of.
>>12956744A christian knows they're not delusional because their faith isn't based on a feeling or something internal it's based on the reliability of Jesus Christ
>>12956750that is a feeling..You are putting faith in a guy you never met because someone else told you he's important. It's just cultural conditioning. If you grew up in the middle east you'd be praising Muhammad.If you had talked to Jesus yourself, it'd be more understandable. But most christians are strangely allergic to direct religious experience. Summon Uriel, I dare you, I double dare you. Put your faith to the test and evoke Uriel.
>>12956764The reliability of Jesus Christ isn't a feeling when I can't find any flaw in what he said and only find what he said to be true more and more day by day. I'm not scared of anything including death because I know when I die I'm going to heaven because Jesus promised heaven to everyone who believes in him.
>>12956777if jesus is a such a cool guy, why does he demand worship or you'll be tortured for eternity? I don't care what "sins" a person committed, true forgiveness and mercy would be to allow all souls into heaven unconditionally. Christians like to pat themselves on the back for how forgiving they are, but they are a religion who believes hell could be a fair punishment and often support long prison sentences and capital punishment. They want people to suffer and for their only way out to be to submit, it's against the human spirit. It's better than you die on your feet than your knees. It's not about love, it's about control, making the pathetic little clay people grovel before you, so you can get off. Jesus should have put the people before himself, asked for no worship and no attention and to truly die for humanity's sins, so that people would be forgiven forever, no matter their beliefs, no matter their lives, no matter if they knew of his sacrifice. This would be real selflessness.
>>12956796You misunderstand the gospel if you think Jesus demands worship or you will be sent to hell. The gospel is that heaven is a gift (gift means unearned) that you receive when you believe in Jesus Christ. Believing in Jesus Christ means to be fully convinced of his promises. (The main one being that he paid the price for all your sins past present and future so nothing you do can make you lose your spot in heaven since it's not based on your behavior in the first place). If you think hell is so unfair I challenge you to come up with a better punishment for evil at the end of time when God decides to judge everyone once and for all.
>>12956797> I challenge you to come up with a better punishment for evil at the end of time when God decides to judge everyone once and for all.basically you're condoning torture
>>12956803Yes because it's what evil deserves
>>12956805you're evil
>>12956806I agree I deserve hell but God chose to save me from it by paying for my sins and I praise him for it.
>>12956797Good and evil are culturally relative. Dualism is an illusion of the ego. Even those who cause immense suffering, shouldn't be sent to the torture dimension until the end of time. What do they learn from this? What do they gain? It is sick and sadistic beyond any crime a mortal could commit. A concentration camp would be less sadistic than creating a hell. There is no love or mercy in torture. If you want a soul to cause less suffering, reincarnate them, so they may live a life as a new person and have a chance to make people happy and be happy themselves. I do not believe I need to be "judged" because I make my own judgements, I live by my own values, I make rules for myself and follow them. It is not for a god to decide how I live my life any more than it is the state, the media or the community.
>>12956810Good and evil being relative is a load a baloney that no one can live by. If good and evil are relative then next time someone wrongs you or someone you love in your eyes, to be consistent you have to say it's relatively bad, not absolutely bad. Everything is for the glory of God ultimately. Hell shows that God is just and punishes evil
>>12956814you are completely misunderstanding relativism because you're being intentionally stupid. You are allowed to have strong feelings, you are allowed to defend your beliefs and protect those you love. Just because your values are relative, does not mean they are worthless. They have meaning to you, just like everything else in your life. I'm sorry that subjectivity scares you, but it's the truth. There is no scientific or heavenly morality to the world. A person born in a tribe somewhere doesn't go to hell because they don't follow christian teachings. They are living by their own values, which are as real to them as your values feel to you. If someone did great harm to me, I might be overcome with anger and I might want to hurt them back, or I might want to forgive them, either way, it'd be following my heart, not following god. If you still miss the point then you're beyond help.
>>12956822If good and bad are relative then they are worthless ultimately because it's not objective like 2 + 2 being 4. I never said someone who doesn't follow christian teachings because they never heard of it go to hell because the Bible doesn't say how people who never heard of Christ or the father are judged, but I know the Bible does say the law is written on our hearts (this is talking about our consciousness)
>>12956125The bible literally never says you will burn forever if you don't evangelize, you are categorically retarded on that basis alone.Fortune: Continuing to be Jewish
>>12956828The Bible says not 2 b mean doe
>>12954792>Americans when you can befriend your way into financial freedomYour fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
If I never became an internet addict from the age of 6 I probably wouldnt have refused to go to church since I thought it was bullshit and been more fulfilled. Why are you all so extreme on it, what was your experience with religion like where you land on polar end beliefs? I don't believe at all but I don't care enough to ever say that to someone
>>12956926I don't know, when i got declared bonkers, I was pretty sure most people were just prejudiced. When you're treated differently because of your brain, you notice that comfort zones stop existing, and most places are just shades of the same discomfort. Church is pretty much like that, adjusting to it is as easy as learning to expect a certain level of prejudice tossed my way.Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12956926I was molested for years by two of the adults in my church. It's pretty hard not to have a negative view of church after that. What I experienced is pretty normal as far as church goes, and churches usually try their best to cover it up.
>>12956926do you truly feel fuffilled by the internet
>>12956932this is the narrative cults use to lure people into their church
>>12956944its a question
>>12956945it's a loaded question
>>12956946Not at all