i had a freaky dream about this guy i barely know irl. we went this tender first date downtown that ended in me grinding on his lap while we were making out. the whole thing was so romantic that i honestly wanna pursue him now. he's kinda weird, really nerdy but also kinda cute. should i go for him?
sure!make his day
>>12955052You miss 100% of the shots you don't take!Your fortune: Godly Luck
You'll never be a woman, Josh.Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12955070even w my pussy and tits??
>>12955071wait what
>>12955052I say yeah, go for it. And I know exactly what you mean. Happened to me before too in my own way. But I'm a 5/10 guy so I can't just walk up to a woman and claim her like women can to men.Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12955077yeah i'm a girl w a thing for geeks so luckily i can get guys pretty easily.
Can I smell ur bajaina and butte?
how do girle orgasms feel like?
>>12955071Even with your bussy and mantits, Josh, yes.Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12955071no one wants your joshpussy and your joshtits
how do joshe orgasms feel like?
>>12955087*joshgasms
I had my first joshgasm today and let me tell you it was divine
Whats up woth the joshesh.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>>12955090TOPKEK.Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12955087Like Joshing around for sure.
>>12955097you just josh yourself off
>>12955111Just joshin these trips
>>12955081Very good
>>12955087like a burst of heat and pleasure all in your pelvis
>>12955080nuh uhh
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>>12955081Imagine watching Rynkerbelle masturbate and then licking and sucking the juices off of her fingers.
>>12955079>a girl w a thing for geeks based>>12955086i want his joshpussy and josjtits
>>12955205i am not a boy.......... god forbid a girl want a lil geek to cuddle and nerd out with
>>12955216and of course ride him while he whines :3
>>12955217and maybe even peg him a little afterwards:3
>>12955243never understood why girls are into pegging i would just think my husband is gay
>>12955243tits & timestamp or gtfo
>>12955259i didn't say the pegging thing but i would consider it if he asked. men can be bisexual btw.
>>12955263dick & timestamp or gtfo
Go back there
>>12955259you wouldn't get it, you don't have a prostate
