I think... there will be no solar eclipse this year.Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12959805i stopped caring about solar eclipses years ago
>>12959805Wrong.
>>12959825I never cared for them eitherVery borin
Solar eclipses are beautiful awe-inspiring cosmic events and the people in this thread are lame.Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12959805august 12th desYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12959838Sorry i never seen one b4Im not gonna go out of my way to see one irl anony
>>12959877 (dubs)what, just look up the sky, leltard
>>12959879But its not until 7 tears from now :(How will i wait that long...Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12959887go to Spain or Russia this augustYour fortune: Good Luck
>>12959894I cant travel dummyIf i could i wouldnt be on this site would i?( `_ゝ´)
>>12959887you live on this line, ehe.
>>12959825same i always get to lazy to see them
>>12959887Where will I be in 7 years...Your fortune: Good Luck
Solar eclipses are the cosmic equivalent of the bouncing DVD logo hitting the exact corner of the screen, and I think it's pretty exciting to see
>>12959996in the arms of an asian grill
>>12959927I feel like a bunch of people on that line will have no idea what is going on and think it is the end of the world
>>12960006I'm now dead X_XYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
there already was a solar eclipse recently this year that harvest moon eclipsealso Emiru is high school freshman tier cringe
>>12960013The moon is too pretty to be earthly..Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12960013she is hote, people dont watch her for her personality
>>12960018I like the theory that it's a hollowed out alien spaceship
>>12960022The moon is pale like ASIAN GORLY's pockmarked face.Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12960022 (dubs)they are doing all types of shit on the dark side of the moon they are not telling you about and YOU will never be invited to the parties thereYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12960029I had a dream the ASIAN GORL was my mom and she took care of me. She even let me watch anime and gave me cantaloupe slices.Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12959805this is correct because i intend to destroy the sun
>>12960104I have to protecc the sun.Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12960114let me blow it up it will be very funny you will see
>>12960122I don't want to live in perpetual darkness.Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12960124you can get away with a lot more if no one can see you
>>12960122dubs