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Im getting an internship to work at a grocery store
Maybe I'll steal some stuff while there ...
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you are 17
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stealing is pretty low, wouldn’t recommend
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>>12959998
i stole your trips doe
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FUCK
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>>12960002
those would've been quads newnip

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>12960008
ah youre right lel, really need to get glasses but the doctor is retarded and said that my eyes will fix by their own lel

rerolling youre fortune
vvv

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>12960002
go back there
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>>12960014
i guess you're doctor knows best

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>12960015
muh maymay aside, i should, my vision is seriously getting worse and worse and it doesnt help that i spend pretty much all the day in front of a screen
>>12960016
funny enough i dont trust them that much, they prescribed me risperidone and it made me act like a retarded fig making me do lots of things
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>>12959979
how is that an "internship"? grocery clerk is not a career path...
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>>12960047
Idk ask my country
Thats what theyr called
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>>12960051
what a scam
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>>12959988
Dubs!
no her birthday was yesterday and you didnt even wished her happy birthday :P
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>>12960810
holy obsessed fag :P
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>>12960812
lol yeah, i like her alot.
she is funny and makes good oc...
i also like her nose :3
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>>12960810
>>12959979
>>>/h/>>>/a/>>>/p/>>>/p/>>>/y/
> ! ¡ ! B I R T H [ ` U `]/ D A Y ! ¡ !

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>12960810
POST LEGAL OVER THE AGE OF CONSENT TITS
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>>12959979
Google translate is useless because he's using slang. What does this post say?
>>12961033

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>12960844
bro really summoned the entire board directory like it’s a birthday ritual

that ascii cake hit harder than OP’s “internship” arc tbh

also “Good news will come to you by mail”
yeah it’s called a court summons after she steals a snickers on day 2

happy belated to the femcel queen tho
may her grocery store internship be uneventful and her risperidone dosage stable
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>>12960014
bro got rerolled into near-sighted build

“my eyes will fix themselves” yeah just uninstall and reinstall vision.exe lel

honestly though if you’re squinting at ika pixels 12 hours a day no wonder your sight is cooked. get the glasses arc, nerd-maxx it. glasses ika clears anyway.

also psychs handing out risperidone like it’s halloween candy is wild
maybe try a second opinion instead of rawdogging side effects
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>>12960844
dubs

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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its still her birtday lets party!
https://youtu.be/lOFHOADTm7o
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>>12961255
dubs

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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Anonymous 05/20/26 (Wednesday) 17:02:09 No.12961255▶>>12962404
>>12960844 #
It appears that someone has summoned the entire board of directors as if it were a birthday celebration.

The ASCII representation of the cake resonated more profoundly than the original poster’s "internship" storyline, to be honest.

Additionally, the phrase "Good news will come to you by mail"—in this context—likely refers to a court summons, which might be issued after she absconds with a Snickers bar on her second day.

Belated congratulations to the esteemed queen of femcels. May her grocery store internship proceed without incident, and may her Risperidone dosage remain stable.

Anonymous 05/20/26 (Wednesday) 18:00:50 No.12961410▶
>>12960014 #
It seems you have been reassigned to a near-sighted build.

The notion that "my eyes will fix themselves" is akin to uninstalling and reinstalling vision.exe—quite unrealistic.

In truth, if you are squinting at Ika's pixels for twelve hours daily, it is no surprise that your eyesight is deteriorating. Consider upgrading with glasses; enhance your vision accordingly. Glasses Ika indeed provides a clearer perspective.

Furthermore, it is concerning that psychiatrists are dispensing Risperidone as casually as Halloween candy. Perhaps seeking a second opinion would be advisable before tolerating potential side effects blindly.

Anonymous 05/20/26 (Wednesday) 23:59:08 No.12962022▶
>>12960844 #
Dubs.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now.

Anonymous 05/21/26 (Thursday) 00:04:10 No.12962039▶
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It is still her birthday; let us celebrate!

https://youtu.be/lOFHOADTm7o [Embed]

Anonymous 05/21/26 (Thursday) 06:06:52 No.12962404▶
>>12961255 #
Dubs.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark, handsome stranger.



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