Getting a job does not guarantee a paycheck or networking options.Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12961561i will never have a jobYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12961561i already failed at getting a job, do you think i will get a paycheck? LEL
>>12961561Maybe not but it makes them each a heck of a lot more probable
>>12961561>Getting a job does not guarantee a paycheckSure maybe if you're a slave or indentured servant
>>12961570at least you will collect one for posting here vigorouslyYour fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12961579i mean yeah, im payed by hiromoot to post ika
>>12961571Every time I get a job, I have to wage slave, and this board's reaction to that information is to pretend nothing ever happens.Your fortune: Good Luck
Weird how people that want to reinstate slavery suddenly don't understand how it works.Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12961590>>12961605two of the same fortunesYour fortune: Godly Luck
>>12961605>waggh having a job is literally le slaveryYou could make money on your own terms if you're smart enough and have enough foresight, but goyim only care for sports and beer...
>>12961620excuse me, but who are you quoting?Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12961620Yes anon, that is called slavery when you -must- go to work to accrue income. You live in America where your destiny is yours to shape, not in Communist Russia where your future is decided for you by economic patterns.Your fortune: Bad Luck
You guys don't like when Koreans go on strike or something?Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12961623>>12961627two of the same fortunesYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
what would you do if a morbidly obese woman (like 700 pounds) tied you to a chair and forced you to eat her shit for ten years
>>12961679I would call the police or force her to call them, causing a critical breakdown in social norms.Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12961684okay I don't know how you got untied to call the cops you are more skilled than I
>>12961669I don't take kindly to this assumptionYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12961686You can do a lot when you're skinny.Your fortune: Average Luck
I think about the North Korean people a lotYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>12961708What color is money?Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12961741I'm too broke to check, why?Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>12961745>>12961754I can't seem to remember what money is or how to obtain it, and no one will explainYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12961699North Korean dubsYour fortune: Godly Luck
>>12961561I drew porneYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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