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Anonymous
 No.12961678
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 No.12961678
(sigh)
what do you want?
>>
Anonymous
 No.12961682
 No.12961682
>>12961678
esfores burger

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>
Anonymous
 No.12961683
 No.12961683
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Anonymous
 No.12961685
 No.12961685
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>>12961678
Ginger beer make it 100x potent.

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>
Anonymous
 No.12961687
 No.12961687
make me one with everything
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Anonymous
 No.12961693
 No.12961693
cunny
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sage
 No.12961706
 No.12961706
>>12961678
2 whoppers, large fries, and a bepis
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Anonymous
 No.12961710
 No.12961710
goddammit stop making me hungry
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Anonymous
 No.12961712
 No.12961712
I’ll a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh give me a moment
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Anonymous
 No.12961716
 No.12961716
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>>12961710
I wonder when GH8/Transformer guy foodpost comes. Imagine the steak, pizza, mushroom soup, fish & chips... oh man noodles! Yummy~

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>
Anonymous
 No.12961726
 No.12961726
>>12961716
well he usually say something sad for dinner........ and it will take many hours
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Anonymous
 No.12961739
 No.12961739
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>>12961678
i love you
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Anonymous
 No.12961803
 No.12961803
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>>12961739
i actually went last year lele, i might do it again, its going to sound a bit retarded since i have to translate in spanish tho
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Anonymous
 No.12961835
 No.12961835
>>12961678
C'mon, Berry. Your day can't be that bad. How about a smile?

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>
seuss
 No.12961843
 No.12961843
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>>12961835
Yeah, at least you have a job.

No one will even hire me!

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Anonymous
 No.12961844
 No.12961844
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>>12961678
A number 8 with extra sauce.
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Anonymous
 No.12961846
 No.12961846
>>12961843
You're a nigger with schizophrenia living in NYC, just get on welfare, stupid.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>
seuss
 No.12961848
 No.12961848
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>>12961846
I don't have schizophrenia, the doctor said so!

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
>>
Anonymous
 No.12961852
 No.12961852
>>12961848
What did he say you have then? You're obviously mentally ill.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>
seuss
 No.12961853
 No.12961853
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>>12961852
I have some dissociative identity disorder symptoms and borderline personality disorder.

That means I forget who I am sometimes and I have extremely impulsive behaviors.

Your fortune: Good Luck
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Anonymous
 No.12961854
 No.12961854
>>12961843
fuck her butt whole
>>
seuss
 No.12961856
 No.12961856
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>>12961854
Mmmm poor people sex.

The best money can buy.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>
Anonymous
 No.12961857
 No.12961857
>>12961853
Has your doctor tried to put you on any prescription drugs?

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>
Anonymous
 No.12961859
 No.12961859
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>>12961853
Not the anon.
So that explains your obsession with such huh...

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>
seuss
 No.12961861
 No.12961861
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>>12961857
They recommended me some autism drugs like risperidone. I never took them though.

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>
Anonymous
 No.12961862
 No.12961862
>>12961853
That explains why I posted as you once and you went along with what I posted as though you thought you had posted those posts yourself.

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>
Anonymous
 No.12961864
 No.12961864
>>12961678
can I get a greasy mcshit from your pink little hole you cute ass fuckign bitch?

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
>>
seuss
 No.12961865
 No.12961865
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>>12961862
There is no way I would ever be confused about my identity.

I mean, even if I had a life debilitating illness that only 1% of the population suffers from, it still wouldn't affect me.

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>
Anonymous
 No.12961869
 No.12961869
>>12961861
Risperidone is an atypical antipsychotic. When it's prescribed to people with autism, it's specifically for irritability caused by autism.

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>
Madokanon
 No.12961876
 No.12961876
two chicken sandwiches, large fries, a large peach-flavored ice tea and five onion rings
two packets of ketchup and one garlic mayo
extra tissues please
>>
seuss
 No.12961879
 No.12961879
>>12961869
Yes, and therapy is recommended for untreatable illnesses like DiD, which they also recommended I go to. I did not go to counseling either.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FjkGPskxl9g?feature=share

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>
Anonymous
 No.12961884
 No.12961884
>>12961879
That's because DID isn't real, everyone who "has it" is faking it or has been misdiagnosed. Also, you should go to therapy.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>
seuss
 No.12961887
 No.12961887
>>12961884
But if it isn't real, then why should I go to therapy!?

https://youtu.be/JeTE5cnkhGc?list=RDJeTE5cnkhGc

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>
Anonymous
 No.12961889
 No.12961889
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>>12961678
can i please get a reason to live

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
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Anonymous
 No.12961893
 No.12961893
>>12961803
ese cuatro ese burger?
>>
Anonymous
 No.12961895
 No.12961895
>>12961887
You were misdiagnosed. You're probably schizophrenic or schizotypal and whoever diagnosed you latched onto something you said about "feeling like another person sometimes" or whatever.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
>>
seuss
 No.12961900
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>>12961895
I got the same diagnosis two more times over a period of ten years. :(

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>
Anonymous
 No.12961902
 No.12961902
>>12961900
Were the people who diagnosed you aware of your previous diagnoses?

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>
seuss
 No.12961905
 No.12961905
>>12961902
I don't think so, maybe I got sent to the same hospital for suicidal behaviors. I have a medical record there. Everyone is really nice to me at the hospital!

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>
Anonymous
 No.12961907
 No.12961907
>>12961905
Yeah, people do not step on toes when it comes to psychiatric diagnoses. You may get more diagnoses that don't contradict your previous ones, but you're not going to get anything removed.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>
seuss
 No.12961909
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>>12961907
I don't know too much about being a doctor, but I do know misdiagnosis is illegal... that's a serious crime. You can get sued for millions of dollars if you tell a patient he has the wrong illness.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>
Anonymous
 No.12961911
 No.12961911
>>12961909
If all of the doctors cover for each other and no injurous nor fatal incidents occur due to your misdiagnosis, then how would you sue and what would you sue over?

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>
seuss
 No.12961916
 No.12961916
>>12961911
Maybe an angel could whisper to me and tell me some irrefutable proof of my condition, which I could supplant against the doctors who are equivocating so much!

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>
Anonymous
 No.12961917
 No.12961917
>>12961678
can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
>>
seuss
 No.12961919
 No.12961919
>>12961917
https://youtu.be/3Zq5PR3Wuzo

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>
Anonymous
 No.12962471
 No.12962471
>>12961678
something
>>
Anonymous
 No.12962476
 No.12962476
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>>12961678
CAN I GET UHHHHHHHHHHHHH

forever :D
>>
Anonymuos
 No.12962481
 No.12962481
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>>12961678
Hi, can I get the um, the uuuuh, I mean the uuuuhhm.. I meant to say the uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhm..

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
>>
Anonymous
 No.12962531
 No.12962531
So many uhhhhh hahahahahah.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>
Le Dark Lord
 No.12962604
 No.12962604
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Lole

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>
Anonymous
 No.12962754
 No.12962754
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Pancakes...
More like PAINCAKES HAHAHAHAHA
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Anonymous
 No.12962756
 No.12962756
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Catfish
 No.12962760
 No.12962760
>>12962756
I DON'T WANT A LARGE FARVA I WANT A LITER OF COLA

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>
Anonymous
 No.12962761
 No.12962761
>>12962760
"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"
>>
Catfish
 No.12962767
 No.12962767
>>12962761
the funniest part is the girl was kinda turned on by how domineering he was
long ago when we used payphones I got news I didn't like and bashed it on the receiver and this old guy yelled YOU CRAZY FUCK! but some girl was smiling
shits weird they're programmed like that
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Anonymous
 No.12962769
 No.12962769
Donalds vs. McBurger King
>>
bavi trailer dude
No.12962770
 No.12962770
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>>12961678
>>12962604
McDonalds don't even look like this anymore. No menu with prices hanging up, no cashiers up front, no soda machines or ketchup dispensers. Nothing comfy, nothing colorful, nothing fun. Just a boring, bland liminal space with a few kiosks to order from, some stools to sit on while you wait, and a pass-through window where they'll put your food. It's very, very depressing.
>>
Catfish
 No.12962772
 No.12962772
>>12962770
depressing like your lack of sense of humor and how painfully autistic and literal you are
jesus dude lol and u wonder why people like me and hate u

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>
Anonymous
 No.12962773
 No.12962773
>>12962769
Woondy's
>>
Anonymous
 No.12962776
 No.12962776
>>12962772
bavi rekt
this is why you're the alpha male of [s4s]
>>
Anonymuos
 No.12962777
 No.12962777
>>12962770
They took this from us.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>
Anonymous
 No.12962779
 No.12962779
>>12962776
I like the samefagging lol smooth
>>
Anonymous
 No.12962780
 No.12962780
>>12962777
No more denim vests, no more smoking indoors, no more mullets, no more lights, no more chairs
>>
Anonymous
 No.12962786
 No.12962786
>>12962780
No sleeve only white ts, no wearing nothing but a bra above the waist, no incomprehensible lettering on the Coca-Cola logo, no leaving the price tag on your flannel shirt.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>
Anonymous
 No.12962789
 No.12962789
>>12961678
>(sigh)
I want to talke to your manager, I don't like that attitude of yours.
>>
Anonymous
 No.12962792
 No.12962792
>>12962786
No more MODLIDANI
>>
bavi trailer dude
No.12962809
 No.12962809
>>12962792
Nothing better than enjoying a refreshing glass of ŁrŭGʻḥío at MODLIDANI
>>
Anonymous
 No.12962811
 No.12962811
>>12962809
THEY TOOK THIS FROM USSSSSSSSS
>>
Anonymous
 No.12962984
 No.12962984
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Anonymuos
 No.12963012
 No.12963012
>>12962984
They did sell the Yosho Trade Canal but spikeman lied.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>
Anonymous
 No.12963509
 No.12963509
>>12961844
dubs

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>
Anonymous
 No.12963528
 No.12963528
>>12962770
go set yourself on fire you fat fucking piece of shit
>>
Anonymous
 No.12963556
 No.12963556
>>12961678
Five dollar footlong
>>
Anonymous
 No.12963562
 No.12963562
>>12963556
That'll be $15
>>
Anonymous
 No.12963566
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>>12961678
I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's - one with cheese, and a large soda
>>
Anonymous
 No.12963955
 No.12963955
>>12961865
>>12961869
Two of the same fortunes.

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>
Anonymous
 No.12964530
 No.12964530
>>12961900
dubs

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>
Skinny lil autistic cuck
 No.12964548
 No.12964548
>>12961678
I want to speak to your manager
>>
m
 No.12964549
 No.12964549
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can i get yuuuuuuuuuuuuhuhh burgger
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Anonymous
 No.12964560
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>>12964548
I'm the manager. What seems to be the problem here?
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