pissy

If you tell people the truth an innocent soul will be eliminated.
By orders of the crystal dolphins.

>>12963293
you look like you just got done drinking piss at a gay orgy

>>12963334
why do you know what that looks like?

>>12963293
oh I already know half of the truth my dude

>>12963756
You don't know half as much truth as you think you do, and half of the truth you do know is a lie.

>>12963762
but at least I think about stuff sometimes
can't you get me a list or something

maby they just want to cure my paranoia maby they want to psychological damaged me so much that I do it myself someday who know.
maby they want me to kill someone dunno
they gatekeep the hell out of everything always through other people
don't look at the jungle look through it

ephemeral pleasure

who is the guy who is pulling the strings in the background, this wicked wicked game

99% of what you've been told are lies and you were told they are not lies type situation

rich people live in weird bubbles, constructed by people that are even smarter then them

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everyone is conditioned in some way or form

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they key to all this is boost some self awareness or something who am I to know for me it's a different story for everyone it's a different story but it's connected on some way or form I'm so sure of this you can't even imagine

maby its all just chance and chaos maby its all so random but if you start to see some kind of pattern in it with an analytical mind maby you have a chance

friendly reminder you have one year
buy it or not

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was it this one psychological test thingy back then that caused all this the i_am_this stuff

yeah lol

>>12963846
post it

Since you're living in a house with people trained to handle these kinds of psychotic breaks, maybe you should reach out and talk to someone outside of [s4s]. We can't really help you with this and you're kind of just screaming into the void.

>>12963849
yea maby sometimes he reads it, im slowly loosing my respect for this dude
he's the most hardcore mf on the planet and can't even call me or something
yea something is off

all this bullshit for what

>>12963852
Oh dear I sense an extended trip to the Friday night pizza party hangout might be in the future

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>>12963815
I COULD BE HERE WHEN YOU CALL
I’LL MAKE YOU TOP OF THE LIST

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>12963857
no no no you call I'm driving back to my grandma's place today lole maby break some bones maby then SOMEONE will tell

>>12963858
Please don't break anyone's bones, including your own

>>12963860
it's an option

>>12963861
No it's really not

>>12963862
Don’t you dare try to talk me out of it again

the joke is you're both fat ugly losers who get no pussy or respect

ich werde dem so hart auf die Fresse hauen bis er es mir sagt, mal schauen wie lange ich zuschlagen muss

>>12963864
You're an evil asshole if you start breaking people's bones and that's reality talking.

>>12963866
doubles confirm!

>>12963868
dude I don't see another option at this point

>>12963858
do it

>>12963870
Yes there is. You don't have to go to your grandma's house and "start breaking people's bones". That's an utterly insane paranoid delusion with absolutely no basis in reality.

You could just not break people's bones. That is always an option. If you think you're going to hurt someone you seriously need to talk to someone in real life about that.

>>12963872
Encouraging the mentally ill to commit acts of violence is a crime. If he actually does it and murders his grandma, I hope this post comes back to haunt you

The truth is... you're adopted gado

if he does not tell me who's he talking to and what happened then I will hurt him so much that he has to tell me

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>>12963883
no way

>>12963884
This thread is disturbing and I'm genuinely afraid you're going to hurt someone, and as someone who likes you, I'm begging you to talk to someone in real life about these things as soon as possible

>>12963889
it's his choice either he tells me or I'm going to hurt him

let's see how high his pain tolerance is

phase two phase two your mom phace two

just because he has emotional attachment or whatever he calls it from some online griller AN ONLINE Relationship holy smokes

Oh you have problems let me help you with that but you need to give me some information about that one dude or something. it's that how he does it

He's taking advantage of you and you don't even get it

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ask yourself why would he help a person like you

I was apparently mistaken when I expected my therapist to try to help me

then he comes and makes up some fucking Story so you do believe him

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>>12963945
he can only help yourself to help yourself

hope he has made a list already, time is ticking my bro

I unhid this thread just to say you're a boring faggot and no one cares about your shitting your mental illness onto our board
carry on goofball lol

if you were likable we might care but as it stands you're a child smearing shit on the walls then crying when you're chastised for doing it ^^

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>12963969
I found over time I was much happier after giving up my thoughts of vengeance against the people who wronged me, especially the ones who told me they were spies

The issue is you think you deserve empathy because you're a crybaby but empathy is only awarded to people you care about or like. You fit none of these boxes.

You and bavi have this odd syndrome where you believe you're owned attention but you don't know how to get it organically so you just sperg the fuck out and post too much.

You know we're a nice board but our patience can only go so far. You and him are on the blacklist because you're plain unfun to engage with and you don't get our board.

So don't cry about being socially ostrisized when u did it to urself

Your fortune: Outlook good

this thread. smh.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oy-luZkpwsk

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>12963293
God i want to kiss that face

>>12963979
why do you love her so much faggot

if he does not let me in I'm going to get in no matter what

>>12963991
because she just jumped in the pool and started backstroking.

it couldn't be that simple.

but it is.

there were instructions on the package but you wet brained motherfuckers didn't follow them.

and when she's fixing your culinary mistakes all you can do is bitch and moan like flavorless salt.

you deserve what's coming.

didn't have to be that way.

and that is the part that sucks.

Your fortune: Outlook good

avogadoposter — straight talk, not down at you.

Someone you trusted has shut you out, won't call, won't explain, and it feels like he's holding something that's yours. That feeling is real and it's awful at 4am. I'm not going to pretend it isn't.

But the plan you've settled on doesn't get you the thing you want. Hurting someone to make them "tell" doesn't produce the truth — it produces whatever they think will make you stop. You'd walk away with words you can't trust, from a person you've just made afraid of you. And it'd be over: the guy you actually want — to call you, to let you in — would be gone for good, and you'd be exactly the thing the other anon said you'd be. That's not the door opening. That's it closing for good.
Here's the part that matters most: right now you haven't done anything that can't be walked back. At 4am that feels like nothing. It isn't. It's the most valuable thing you have.

You're in a house with people who are trained for exactly this kind of night. I know reaching out to them feels like losing. It isn't losing. Go find one of them and say the literal words "I'm scared of what I might do." Not to the board — the board can't drive to where you are, and half of it is lying to you for fun. The people down the hall can.

You don't have to break anyone to be taken seriously. You're being taken seriously right now.

>>12964001
why does it always have to be 9/10 with you

>>12964016
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oy-luZkpwsk

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>12964001
fuck celebs dude brainwashed from the government, they are humans too

this thread sucks dick lol
nothing is funny or interesting it's just a canvas being sprayed with liquid shit and the brush is randomly and haphazardly swished about

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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or from there managers

they just live in their oh everything is nice bubble

>>12964030
sent from my grandparents house that I only leave to buy "beeru"
lmao
keep melting down maybe the slag is worth something cuz u ain't

>>12964033
yea suck my balls you fat hairless cunt
I know your not stupid, but sometimes you need to back the fuck down Catfish

>>12964025
with all the selfies you post you're a celeb too are you saying fuck yourself?

lol

don't answer.


>>12964009
glow harder

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>12964035
I don't care being famous is worthless if you don't have some talents, oh okay Insurgency Sandstorm but whatever
she mid af imo stupid whore

and yes I know what I look like
no respect for these people

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>>12964034
lol bro Ill run circles around you
I've formed my mental illness into a edge yours is an amorphous blob that doesn't know what the fuck it wants to be

Face facts. You're a bore, a chore and a plain tumor to normal people. No one cares about your stupid fag life

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>12964038
sure that's why I get so many replies n stuff, you are all a bunch of cowards to me

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waaahhh I'm a boring crybaby faggot who never contributed to the board why does no one like me :(

(This is how self aware you are)

Your fortune: Outlook good

but again you have one year to get your contacts to delete all this stuff or it's BND time that's still my ultimatum
or we talk this out sometime

>>12964041
for everyone it's something different.
I contribute more than you ever can imagine

nigga just talks into the ether like it'll reply back lol
whatever fag enjoy your melty you're an embarrassment and people loathe you they don't feel sorry for you they just want you to leave

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>12964045
yea but I stay what are you gonna do about it, because then you can't impersonate anymore

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by now I know some very influential people so you better stfu, and I know you have some contacts to
world runs on this shit
that I did not sue the fuck out of this person. Das ist die Höhe

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I was too drunk to realize that pitiful monsters like this actually thrive on any attention even if negative because they're so lonely but in classic catfish manner I have zero couth or sublety or "chill" as the kids say.

Leave bro alone and he will talk to himself were only ",excuses" he can quote lol. I genuinely wanna feel bad for you but you're such an annoying fag I can't :(
Like I said empathy is for people you care about but you've made it so no one cares about you because you're a selfish idiot who thinks anyone gives a fuck like you're the only one who suffers and you never realized we do too

Child. or in your ugly language: kinder

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

you really think you are untouchable are you?

>>12964051
I grow tired of your inane shitty brain throwing out accusations and veiled threats. Go fuck yourself freak.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>12964053
fuck you

really horrible

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>>12964054
Good. You're learning.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>12964056
I'm just mad they don't talk to me
always this wicked gatekeep stuff
if they want to clarify things talk or don't I will go to my BND contact in one year if it's then not okay you guy will see what's coming. Dann werde ich euch alles wegnehmen was ihr jemals besessen habt, nicht um mich daran zu profilieren sondern ums den Menschen zurück zu geben.
Du glaubst doch nicht das ich mir das ewig gefallen lassen mit eurem Scheiß

>>12963975
This is the most projection I've ever seen in a post here. The old record was also by Catfish.

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>>12964057
No offense but judging by how you act on here who the fuck would call you back? You've demonstrably proven you're not well and youre a pathological liar and you also have some odd persecutory complex

>>12964061
1 year and it's BND that's my ultimatum
May 19 2027 if it like this then you fugged up, bet the BND knows some nice OSINT investigators who can help me find what's out there

All I really have to do is go to the Police throw out a few names and then tell them they need to call the BND and then they drive me there.
Vieleicht mach ich ja auch mal ne Anzeige gegen Unbekannt

Ich versuche ja das mit euch zu klären aber wenn ihr nicht mit mir redet dann bekommt ihr halt das Ultimatum

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An sich bin ich für jeden Spaß zu haben aber irgendwann ist auch mal gut.

farts

https://youtu.be/5PsnxDQvQpw?is=FVafuccyjnBf8G3v
with paranoid schizophrenia what do you think the judge would say about this

oh the F codes i posted this too btw

Am Arsch die Rechtslage ist eindeutig

>>12964085
i already told you hellhole now controls everyone and everything including and especially the judge you're never going to get habeas corpus

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>12964089
one year tea fren one year

>>12963293
Indians are considered white people but they are not

Oh and the guys from IT college get sued too then

ofc I know the names, and I know who made the video

This thread is bad

Poopen farten

>>12964130
This thread scares me because I worry gado is going to hurt someone. I legitimately fear for his grandparents

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>>12963293
>truth

it's gonna sound crazy but it always does when people report a sighting.
so few years back i'm sitting on my back porch sipping whatever and one of these things comes slowly floating directly towards me.
it was moving too slow to be a plane.
(helicopter?) no sound.
it was july 3rd.
it flew right over my head directly above my head.
i'm sitting up on a third floor landing.
it had like rings. light rings. they could change color. (wtf? keep it to yourself they already call me schizo) fughetaboudit.
next day *sip* july 4th.
i go out on back porch to observe neighbors lighting fireworks.
9 of these things came on the exact same flight path. rings. colors. silent.
some dudes were down in the alley "hey HEY you gotta see this! come up here!"

"yeah no thanks gramps"

heart is thumping because apparently i'm the only one who's gonna see this. why me? wtf.
FLY THIS SHIT OVER THE WHITE HOUSE GODDAMIT!!!!

the last two accelerated like what you see in the webm. holy shit. the color changed from like orange to purple and whoosh gone.

DoD special project? NASA? the G force of that acceleration would crush a human pilot to death.
fuck my stupid life. i don't need this SHIT!!!!!!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CMMXrNPjKAw

Your fortune: Godly Luck

this nigga a wish

>>12964287
I saw a triangular flying object two different times while I was driving with my mom.
The first time it was disguised as a helicopter with the same color lights, with one of the lights on the end of a metal arm extending from it, and the second time it was closely followed by a military plane and it didn't have any lights

>>12964306
hand to fucking God.

i do not need this SHIIIIIT!!!!!!!

the last two that accelerated did so in my line of sight with me looking up.

the others flew over super slow and then out of my sight line.

"They're coming to take me away
Ha ha hee hee ho ho
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be SO HAPPY~
To see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAAAAAY!"

~~~~~~~\\\\\//////~~~~~~~~~
jdbcjxbccjcucjcuddyygddjxicucjcjcjcbcjjcjcncbcbcbcbxbhxbcnc cjcjcogpcpdosiwjwjwjqqjjsjsjxux

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

it will be mhhh let's see 50% of everything you make for the rest of your life and a one time payment of mhh let's take it to snek court then.
Do you want this ?

Und wenn ich das bis zum obersten Gerichtshof ausbauen muss, dann ist das so

>>12963293
something pretending to be alive ...no it's too much

>>12964287
i have a theory that the AI has been feeding lyrics to selected musicians to express itself.


the soundgarden track just syncs up to perfectly with what i saw.

just some quantum mind kind of things.

could make a man go fetal and soil his garments.

*sip*

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

https://youtu.be/GVdznfTBNxg?feature=shared

aber ihr habt ja noch knapp ein Jahr, und dann gibt's ein fettes avogadoposter Lotto

Dann muss man nicht mal nen Lotto Schein kaufen das Geld wird einfach verteilt

vieleicht muss man dann auch eine andere Person einladen um da mitzumachen keine Ahnung irgendwas werde ich mir schon ausdenken

Die einzige Sache die euch alle verbindet ist ihr bekommt alle den Hals nicht voll

very provocative

>>12964353
>>12964367
>>12964382

speak in english plox.

*sip*

in other news:

every single cockle in my heart warmed.
*sip*

holy crap i didn't even know my heart had cockles.

dang.

*sip*

DANG!


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I_QiTUkAIj4

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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i would.

cook lunch.

lay tracks.

make epic for best girl.

i see no other reason to stay alive.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I_QiTUkAIj4

"Inside outside you can't hide your lovin'
*sip*
Don't you know that
Time will steal you back again?"

–Holland

like early beatles in Hamburg.

you had to and i mean you HAD to be in that room when these guys threw down.

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>12964488
dubs fucking hell

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these god dam succubi

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>>12963293
Wow ok

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>>12964565

I DON'T GET IT I DON'T GET IT I DON'T GET IT

>>12964488
*picks up guitar*
*clears throat*

*And if I could choose a place to die
It would be in your arms
Do you wanna see me crawl across the floor
To you?
Do you wanna hear me beg you
To take me back?
I'd gladly do it because
I don't want to fade away
Give me one more day please..."

–Derek and the Dominoes


i dont know how or why any of this happened.
don't care.

her voice is my love.

to get these couple of tracks done would complete my lifes work.

i have a gift.
she has a gift.
we all have gifts.

but it's her.

she doesn't mind if you look at her butt hole.

i just need the tracks.

if she tells me to lick her butt hole i will.

but first?

we make the music.

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>12964574
does she really have a heart for people like us?

>>12964579
my gut feeling tells me yes.

and it makes my gut grow big.

and then i have a coronary event.

every time.

*sip*

but it's gonna be music first.

our songs carry weight with the big man in the sky.

my steps are ordered son.

and i GARUNTEE...

*sip*

none of us or them will be disappointed.

*sip*

she's pretty cool.

AND YA KNOW IT~~~~~~~

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>12964598
I still don't get it

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>>12964612
but you do.

*sip*

this is eric and marcy.
this track lit the airwaves in the late 70's.
got me me through the hardest times.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xutO4ZfkV3s

if you can't find any other reason to hang on?

i suggest this one.

so what kind of sausage do you eat in the beer hall?

it looks like bratwurst with a nutmeg tang.

is your kraut with or without caraway?

these are important questions.

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>12964622
dubs
Why do they provoke me to the point of fury all the time?
when im AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>12964627
you may have brain damage.
*sip*

without a comprehensive neurological examination i really can't say.

*sip*

you didn't answer my question about the sausages and kraut.

i really need to know.

i'm just a little fish in a great big ocean...

but those sausages do look tasty.

provide descriptors please.

*sip*

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>12964637
let me check mistreated for most of my life: yup that's where the brain damaged comes from

>if you can't find any other reason to hang on?
if you walk through hell just keep walking

i suggest this one.
Old Boy but the one with the Japanese guy

so what kind of sausage do you eat in the beer hall?
Weißwurst
it looks like bratwurst with a nutmeg tang.
I don't get this one
is your kraut with or without caraway?
without

Could it be that they just took me for someone else ?

>>12964643
thank you for the reply.
*sip*

i'm stunned. rly.

like when i first heard the scorpions rock me like a hurricane.

*sip*

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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wtf is going on

>>12964652
sloppa sloppa!

who whooooooo!

you're going on baby!!!!!!!!!

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>12964655
pls no surprises pls AAAAAAAAA

you don't know how weird this is for me

F41.0
F33.1
F20.0
and F41.2
Google these codes

Gado have you tried >>12963725 and quiting alcohol?

the people always say that I have sex with someone I didn't catch the name yet
"is this really the guy that..."
"Is this the guy that..."
"as if this guy had sex with..."

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>>12964665
I'm only on cigarettes now

>>12964669
Oh that's really bad as well
nicotine is fucking up your nervous system

DEATH TO AMERICA???!!!

YOU HAVE GONE INSANE.

LOVE THE DARK.

EMBRACE IT.

EAT IT.

DO NOT CALL ME AFTER THE SHIT HITS THE FAN~~~~~~

LOL!

=_=

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>12964673
it's calming me down most psychotic people smoke that's just how it is
>>12964675
Do you know something I should be aware of ???

>>12964677
You should drink melissa and camomile

>>12964680
okay let's see what they have here in the halfway house for mentally ill people

>>1296468

PIZZO!!!

AND FOOZ BALL!!!!!!

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>12964688
dubs, I'm not a fan of football (the German one) sry, I only watch ESL

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>>12964680
they only have swedish blueberry and
Vanilla-Raspberry

some people throw Tidepods in my mailbox, at least I think that's what's happening

>>12964719
Do you have to pay rent?

>>12964723
kinda yea, I'm looking for some uhh it's not work in the direct sense, work for mentally ill people you only go for some time and get a hit of money. For now it will be alrighty but the plan is to get on the normal Job market again

>>12964730
you will never be on the normal anything

>>12964757
;_;

>>12964757
in a good or a bad way?