if I had a super power, it would be to summon 5000 horse flies into your bedroom where you only have one little fly swatter to deal with them. What would your super power be, my love?
I always thought if a genie appeared before me and gave me three wishes, I would just say "I wish I could do anything I wanted" and I wouldnt need the other two wishes. Even if this is the type of genie where each wish comes with a catch, you can't really apply a catch to my wish because I can then negate it with my godly powers
having sticky tape in my room, the kind that catches flies
>>12969228>my love?gross! dont call me that you, fat fuck!
>>12969237oooh anon but what if your greatest wish is also your greatest nightmare?
>>12969228that fits, you stink so le much that 5000 horse flies follow you lole. take a shower, dirty jashin AnonYour fortune: Godly Luck
>>12969228That's a wish, not a superpower.Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12969245I could just snap my fingers and not be able to feel pain or sadness
>>12969262what if the realisation of such a wish brings a suffering so unique, so alien to the human experience, that you could not have possibly concieved of it beforehand?
>>12969305then I would remove that feeling I don't know if I can be more clear I can now do anything I want including fooling myself
it seems this thread has been infested by those who do not wish to participate in the topic at hand: Which super power would you like, my lovely? It seems instead this little thread has been subject to the accostment of those who are crass and deem it fit to express their base grievances with words I would rather not say myself, I might add. To those who did participate in the thread topic, I am sorry our conversation was interrupted. This has been a failure on the part of the community and a disappointment to all good-faith parties involved, and to that I say: Don't ever swear in my thread againYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12969262Pain is how we know we're alive, sadness is how we know we've lived. Be kind to yourself anon, you've had a hard time. >>12969228All my pain, injuries, bites, rashes and discomfort transfer instantly and forever to OP.
>>12969393>All my pain, injuries, bites, rashes and discomfort transfer instantly and forever to OP.
>>12969268*snap*, okay anon you may or may not be alive. You can move around but no one can find a pulse or blood pressure.
>>12969228Easy, omnipotence.Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12969805So basically you wish to be a genie?
>>12969817erm no this man wanted to be the genie >>12969237
>>12969393>>12969396Holli~Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
my super power would be to send you directly to hell for being a fuckin asshole
>>12969228My superpower will always be;"But this is the opposite day.">>12969931Jashin is just being a tsun, they don't mean it, more like teasing and nothingburger.Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12969307what if its not a feeling? What if having 3 wishes was a safeguard to prevent you from going insane. Or losing your sense of self. What if after all those changes you will be incapable of even making a wish. To revert to your natural state?
>>12969931if my super power was real I would use it to enact the torrent of 5000 horse flies into your dingy little loser bedroom -- full of garbage and weird smells -- that would only be exacerbated by the presence of the aforementioned 5000 horse flies. Your miserable little room was built for my super power, one could say
>>12970399super dubs
>>12969228why would you do that to me i have only ever revered you
>>12969228Uuuummm I'd like to be friends with anime characters
