I want to have a weird virgin boyfriend, the kind who barely knows how to talk to a girl.
>>12970016no because wimin are chad only
>>12970016Shy is a good quality to have between a wife & a husband.Your fortune: Average Luck
Nobody says this
>>12970016I can pretend but despite crippling anxiety I've still managed to maintain longterm sexual relationships.
>>12970028I've managed to keep all my academic friends intact, despite never getting a girl with a big butt to bend over for some quick backshots.Something about me they just respect I guess. Friends dating all the way back to elementary school, would you believe it? I mean couldja believe it? Like, boy howdy.Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12970016they're weird and virgin for a reason, they're also the most likely to choke u and fug ur body so hote
please be in salt lake cityYour fortune: Bad Luck
>>12970039>Captura de tela 2026-05-2(...).pngI'd say it's doubtful
That's me but as that guy already said, no one actually says thisYour fortune: Good Luck
>>12970041Utah is 15% Hispanic
>>12970016Hola
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>>12970016couldnt be me, im not weird (lie) or a virgin (untrue) and i definitely know how to talk to girls (literally trembling)Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12970016you just want someone who you can emotionally abuse and that's the easiest guy you can think of
>>12970016Well you've certainly come to the right place.
>>12970769only boys can be abusivegirls are always innocent
jajaja gib monies plox
>>12970769but she posted an anime image so she must be a nice and harmless person
>>12970041He means Salt Lake City, Brazil
>>12970016sounds good in paper but it's terrible in real life
>>12970016h-hi...
>>12970016cute
>>12970016but does he want you?
>>12971313haiii
U want a chud huh well ur in the right place
>>12972005i'm already scared
>>12970016Everyone on this website would be a good candidate
>>12972007There's no reason to be afraid:3
>>12972016oh.. okay...
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>>12970016are u a boy
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