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I want to have a weird virgin boyfriend, the kind who barely knows how to talk to a girl.
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>>12970016
no because wimin are chad only
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>>12970016
Shy is a good quality to have between a wife & a husband.

Your fortune: Average Luck
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Nobody says this
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>>12970016
I can pretend but despite crippling anxiety I've still managed to maintain longterm sexual relationships.
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>>12970028
I've managed to keep all my academic friends intact, despite never getting a girl with a big butt to bend over for some quick backshots.

Something about me they just respect I guess. Friends dating all the way back to elementary school, would you believe it? I mean couldja believe it? Like, boy howdy.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>12970016
they're weird and virgin for a reason, they're also the most likely to choke u and fug ur body so hote
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please be in salt lake city

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>12970039
>Captura de tela 2026-05-2(...).png
I'd say it's doubtful
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That's me but as that guy already said, no one actually says this

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>12970041
Utah is 15% Hispanic
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>>12970016
Hola
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present
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>>12970016
couldnt be me, im not weird (lie) or a virgin (untrue) and i definitely know how to talk to girls (literally trembling)

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>12970016
you just want someone who you can emotionally abuse and that's the easiest guy you can think of
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>>12970016
Well you've certainly come to the right place.
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>>12970769
only boys can be abusive
girls are always innocent
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jajaja gib monies plox
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>>12970769
but she posted an anime image so she must be a nice and harmless person
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>>12970041
He means Salt Lake City, Brazil
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>>12970016
sounds good in paper but it's terrible in real life
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>>12970016
h-hi...
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>>12970016
cute
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>>12970016
but does he want you?
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>>12971313
haiii
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U want a chud huh well ur in the right place
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>>12972005
i'm already scared
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>>12970016
Everyone on this website would be a good candidate
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>>12972007
There's no reason to be afraid:3
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>>12972016
oh.. okay...
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>>12970022 (nice dubs)
reality dubs
>>12971266 (nice dubs)
cruel reality dubs
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>>12970016
are u a boy
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>>12972611
page 10 dubs
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fucking kill foids



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