jashin mayo squirt
>>12970682mom found the cum jar and mistook it with mayo
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here's your cummieee
>>12970682bump squirty thread <3
>>12971824
more squirty owo
The Japanese are OBSESSED with mayo. Their version is sickeningly sweet, and they put it on everything, including pizza. It's very disgusting.
>>12973317it's actually not and it's not that sweet, I might add. It is a generally inoffensive condiment and delivers supplemental nutrients and omega-3s that can make up for an otherwise inadequate diet
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>>12971824curryworry
>>12973320Kewpie Mayonnaise Day Exhibit
speaking of mayonnaise, I have decided to make the executive decision to apply Kewpie mayonnaise to my short rib and gouda calzone
speaking of rib, I have a pulled vein under my rib cage that I need to see a doctor about
>>12973444cute boy up!
>>12970682
>>12973454cute boy down!!he slipped on the executive mayo calzone trail and became a condiment angel
>>12973320It literally contains sugar and soy. It is the worst mayo for you.
>>12971466dubsYour fortune: Godly Luck
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>>12973320Omega 3 gave me diarrhea
>>12973333quadsYour fortune: Outlook good
>>12973444cute trips up!
here's your mayonnaise
>>12974796that's not mayonnaise, it's semen ejaculating from an obese male
>>12974830Holy shit, Captain, are you sure about that?!Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12970690WHY DO YOU HAVE A CUM JAR?!??!?!?!!?!?!?!
>>12974862people collect all kinds of things