I was just bit by the most poisonous dog of all time and I have 40 seconds to live hiiiiiii 4xhanYour fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12982847always die youngYour fortune: Outlook good
>>12983606this is nice boardYour fortune: Average Luck
>>12982847it was a pleasure to know you RIP
>>12983628hey this is anon from heaven it's awesome up here I'm getting blown by Marie AntoinetteYour fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12983683is she holding her head up to your crotch or does it get reattached when you make it to heaven
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail